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i didnt know where else to put this..

basically i added this chick on myspace

not too long ago.. never met her, talked to her

over the phone a couple of times.. and shes sprung like crazy...

it was funny to me at first, but then i got this message...

 

I AM SO FUCKIN CRAVING FOR U.... I JUS WANNA HUG U, KISS U, TASTE U, CUDDLE WIT U, JUST BE WIT YOU!! IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY... IT FUNNY CUZ I NEVER FELT DIS WAY ABOUT SUM 1 B4 LIKE REALLY!!. IT'S KINDA LIKE A FAIRTY TALES EXCEPT IT'S REAL AINT DAT CRAZY!! U 4 SOME REASON MEAN ALOT 2 ME I JUS WISH WE CAN BE IN A RELATIONSHIP NOW SO I CAN PROVE 2 U HOW LOYAL, HONEST, CARING, AND LOVING I CAN BE AND I AM WITH U I WILL BE I THINK DA BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER!! LOL IT LIKE WOW!

 

now im not sure weather to laugh still or change my number and delete this bitch...

remember i never met her irl and ive been talking to her for not even a month...

plus this is like the third one of these ive gotten..

so what would ya'll do if you were in my shoes..?

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now im not sure weather to laugh still or change my number and delete this bitch...

remember i never met her irl and ive been talking to her for not even a month...

plus this is like the third one of these ive gotten..

so what would ya'll do if you were in my shoes..?

 

just meet up with this on the orangeline and take that bitch downtown or something...

 

and youll be able to fuck her the next day..ive done this shit like 10 times already..works like a fuckin charm

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She is gonna lure you to her house and get you to do some kinky blindfold/handcuff sex game shit. NH.

 

Then you're gonna feel the back of your head cave in somewhat and her big Riker's Island ass boyfriend is going to relieve you of all your possessions and clothing. Next thing you know you'll be getting pushed out of a moving car.

 

Oh, and pics.

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oh i forgot to mention she got locked up

for stabbing her pops during some argument with her mom...

dont really feel like gettin shanked over some pussy...

shits still funny to me though...

 

i'd rather jack off in the security of my own house than fuck this broad.

 

ill bet if you fuck she'll start acting cool at first and convince you she aint crazy.

 

then she'll start putting her hair in your food so that "she's inside of you".

 

and that you guys are "one person".

 

then you'll end up having to fight off her just released from the pintas boyfriend, flocko, who knows how to make a shankwound to the throat look like an accident.

 

fuck that.

 

she aint worth it.

 

she aint even that fly.

 

she gets a 4/10 imo.

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Guest JohnLester#31

I'm still fighting one off. I had to learn the hard way in a similar situation. Cut that bitch OFFF.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Completely.

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oh i forgot to mention she got locked up

for stabbing her pops during some argument with her mom...

dont really feel like gettin shanked over some pussy...

shits still funny to me though...

 

Like I said, run.

 

basically

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i was about to say obviously just hit it and quit it, but then,

 

 

oh i forgot to mention she got locked up

for stabbing her pops during some argument with her mom...

dont really feel like gettin shanked over some pussy...

shits still funny to me though...

 

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO FORGET TO LEAVE OUT THIS VITAL PIECE OF INFORMATION? SHE IS GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU MAN, YOU'RE GOING TO WAKE UP TO HER BREATHING HEAVILY OVER YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP WITH A MACHETE AND A STICK OF BUTTER (???) LIKE "BOO YOU LOOK SO CUTE WHEN YOU SLEEP, I WAS GOING TO GIVE YOU GILLS" OR SOMETHING FUCKED UP LIKE THAT. BAIL, DELETE, RUN, THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE! :shook:

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:lol:

bahahahaha

she was tellin me bout how at some

party she went to and two of her ex's were

tryin to get back with her.. she told them she was

dating some nigga in chicago and they were like

"man ima beat that nigguh ass when i see him.."

i aint goin to no kalamafuckinzoo.. fuck that

i aint tryin to deal with no dumbass drama this bitch is dragging with her..

she can take the bus out here though and dip after a weekend of smashing...

im just gonna smash n dash.. might as well... just for shits and giggles...

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:lol:

bahahahaha

she was tellin me bout how at some

party she went to and two of her ex's were

tryin to get back with her.. she told them she was

dating some nigga in chicago and they were like

"man ima beat that nigguh ass when i see him.."

i aint goin to no kalamafuckinzoo.. fuck that

i aint tryin to deal with no dumbass drama this bitch is dragging with her..

she can take the bus out here though and dip after a weekend of smashing...

im just gonna smash n dash.. might as well... just for shits and giggles...

 

wait, she dont even live n chicago...

 

 

this is fail. close thread.

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