Tails0nE Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 i didnt know where else to put this.. basically i added this chick on myspace not too long ago.. never met her, talked to her over the phone a couple of times.. and shes sprung like crazy... it was funny to me at first, but then i got this message... I AM SO FUCKIN CRAVING FOR U.... I JUS WANNA HUG U, KISS U, TASTE U, CUDDLE WIT U, JUST BE WIT YOU!! IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY... IT FUNNY CUZ I NEVER FELT DIS WAY ABOUT SUM 1 B4 LIKE REALLY!!. IT'S KINDA LIKE A FAIRTY TALES EXCEPT IT'S REAL AINT DAT CRAZY!! U 4 SOME REASON MEAN ALOT 2 ME I JUS WISH WE CAN BE IN A RELATIONSHIP NOW SO I CAN PROVE 2 U HOW LOYAL, HONEST, CARING, AND LOVING I CAN BE AND I AM WITH U I WILL BE I THINK DA BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER!! LOL IT LIKE WOW! now im not sure weather to laugh still or change my number and delete this bitch... remember i never met her irl and ive been talking to her for not even a month... plus this is like the third one of these ive gotten.. so what would ya'll do if you were in my shoes..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southside google gangster Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 fuck her dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 What are you, gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GZOO Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 on a scale of 1 through 10 how good does she look Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southside google gangster Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 now im not sure weather to laugh still or change my number and delete this bitch... remember i never met her irl and ive been talking to her for not even a month... plus this is like the third one of these ive gotten.. so what would ya'll do if you were in my shoes..? just meet up with this on the orangeline and take that bitch downtown or something... and youll be able to fuck her the next day..ive done this shit like 10 times already..works like a fuckin charm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southside google gangster Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 post pics of shorty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 She is gonna lure you to her house and get you to do some kinky blindfold/handcuff sex game shit. NH. Then you're gonna feel the back of your head cave in somewhat and her big Riker's Island ass boyfriend is going to relieve you of all your possessions and clothing. Next thing you know you'll be getting pushed out of a moving car. Oh, and pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Run, run away. Bitch sounds mad scary. Post pictures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted May 10, 2009 Author Share Posted May 10, 2009 oh i forgot to mention she got locked up for stabbing her pops during some argument with her mom... dont really feel like gettin shanked over some pussy... shits still funny to me though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Like I said, run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southside google gangster Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 send me her link..so i can spit game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Piss in the pooper.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Don't get involved. If you do, she'll end up like Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction and you'll have to drown her in your tub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knim_One Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Piss in the pooper.. this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 smash n dash pretend you still wanna chill with her then just slowly become more busy til she gets the point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 oh i forgot to mention she got locked up for stabbing her pops during some argument with her mom... dont really feel like gettin shanked over some pussy... shits still funny to me though... i'd rather jack off in the security of my own house than fuck this broad. ill bet if you fuck she'll start acting cool at first and convince you she aint crazy. then she'll start putting her hair in your food so that "she's inside of you". and that you guys are "one person". then you'll end up having to fight off her just released from the pintas boyfriend, flocko, who knows how to make a shankwound to the throat look like an accident. fuck that. she aint worth it. she aint even that fly. she gets a 4/10 imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boost™ Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 hahhahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kage212 Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 prepare for a restraining order Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnLester#31 Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 I'm still fighting one off. I had to learn the hard way in a similar situation. Cut that bitch OFFF. Completely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GZOO Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 oh i forgot to mention she got locked up for stabbing her pops during some argument with her mom... dont really feel like gettin shanked over some pussy... shits still funny to me though... Like I said, run. basically Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 i was about to say obviously just hit it and quit it, but then, oh i forgot to mention she got locked up for stabbing her pops during some argument with her mom... dont really feel like gettin shanked over some pussy... shits still funny to me though... HOW ARE YOU GOING TO FORGET TO LEAVE OUT THIS VITAL PIECE OF INFORMATION? SHE IS GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU MAN, YOU'RE GOING TO WAKE UP TO HER BREATHING HEAVILY OVER YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP WITH A MACHETE AND A STICK OF BUTTER (???) LIKE "BOO YOU LOOK SO CUTE WHEN YOU SLEEP, I WAS GOING TO GIVE YOU GILLS" OR SOMETHING FUCKED UP LIKE THAT. BAIL, DELETE, RUN, THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE! :shook: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 fuck her dog. WOOF WOOF 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D0WN Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 seems to me like you got yourself a psycho, grammatically challenged, ex-con with cum-for-brains. i initially voted for "hit then quit" but after seeing what she looks like i'm gonna have to say OH HELL NO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted May 11, 2009 Author Share Posted May 11, 2009 :lol: bahahahaha she was tellin me bout how at some party she went to and two of her ex's were tryin to get back with her.. she told them she was dating some nigga in chicago and they were like "man ima beat that nigguh ass when i see him.." i aint goin to no kalamafuckinzoo.. fuck that i aint tryin to deal with no dumbass drama this bitch is dragging with her.. she can take the bus out here though and dip after a weekend of smashing... im just gonna smash n dash.. might as well... just for shits and giggles... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Who the fuck still uses myspace? Netscape ass niggas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 stay far the fuck away, what are you thinking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyBucks Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 she is nothing special, but still be a man, fuck her then chuck her :lol: ive got into some crazy situations on the hunt for pussy but its just another story to tell your buddys.find em fuck em forget em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southside google gangster Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 :lol: bahahahaha she was tellin me bout how at some party she went to and two of her ex's were tryin to get back with her.. she told them she was dating some nigga in chicago and they were like "man ima beat that nigguh ass when i see him.." i aint goin to no kalamafuckinzoo.. fuck that i aint tryin to deal with no dumbass drama this bitch is dragging with her.. she can take the bus out here though and dip after a weekend of smashing... im just gonna smash n dash.. might as well... just for shits and giggles... wait, she dont even live n chicago... this is fail. close thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deado Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 net zero ass niggas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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