GnomeToys Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 The technical definition for me would actually be "poly-drug abuser" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Landerka Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 well i started drinking at 11 30am an just finishing now...Its 5 50am...an i do this every other day cause i sleep for most of the day inbetween .....................................................................................................................yep, im fuckin waste oided!!! heres some randomeness.... Fucking Mangled... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 You know 12oz is alcoholic when it has 3 alcohol threads sitting one on top of the other like a machine shot The Beer Thread ( 1 2 3 4 ) started by Gimmie Yo Panties ----->>>GUINNESS Appreciation Thread<<<------- ( 1 2 ) started by dimendk you know your an alcoholic when... ( 1 2 3 ) started by complex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geomat Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 there ARE different ways of doing it you don't have to drink everyday or wake up in the cells every time you drink but you will get to a point, if you can be fucked stepping back and then facing up to it that you are an alcoholic, i don't know if i am or not but i've got a plenty long list of shit more than that first post.. anyway good work to those with balls to kick it, have one for me others, i'm stoked on 4 months sober, money in the bank no warrants blabla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 You know youre a drunkard when....... Winos have stopped asking you for change. They just nod and give you that weird half smile. Wlid turkey 101 neat tastes watered down The liquor store clerk looks in your cart and says "Woo! Thats gonna be some party!" And you think "party?" It doesnt bother you when you wake up with and empty walle tbecause all those bartenders and waitresses probably deserve that money more than you do and HOLY SHIT HOW THE FUCK DID I SPEND SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY? Your hangover has a hangover. Your binge drinking gets in the way of your benders. There is a garbage can in your living room. You think its perfectly reasonable to waive the "a gentleman never drinks before noon" rule so long as the gentleman in question is still up from the night before. You sometimes like to start the morning with a hearty, "who the fuck are you?" You have no memory of ever eating a 7-11 jalapeno dog and you've eaten about 50. You sometimes misplace yourself You know that black carbon smoke from a forgotten pot of top ramen makes for an excellent alarm clock. You think the world revolves around you, especially when you lie down. All taken from the latest issue of Modern Drunkard: One of the best magazines ever. They give it away for free at alot of the dive bars in denver. I was even lucky enough to make it to the modern drunkard convention a few years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 When you re a 21 year-old woman who can beat a 35 year-old Irish man at chugging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
complex Posted May 19, 2009 Author Share Posted May 19, 2009 you factor beer into your annual budget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I've had a couple of Irish girlfriends who put my drinking in perspective...which was a good thing and a bad thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 you have bruises all over and cant remember why. girl i dealt with would drink stupid ammounts and then fall and hurt herself every night. shit was banannas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 You know that black carbon smoke from a forgotten pot of top ramen makes for an excellent alarm clock. :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluntHead$ Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 your hangover has a hangover..classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hvak19 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 youre an alchoholic when...you puke on the way to the bar because you get anxiey over when you're gonna get your next drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 When you pass out at night after drinking then wake up early in the morning and cant go back to sleep easily. Shit sucks man...I drink too much. Being intoxicated before bed makes you mind go into its REM stage early in night which isnt natural considering your REM cycle should start latest in your night. Fucks up your sleep cycle bad. Although you do remember more dreams because of this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RELAPSER Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 when you can't go to bed until your evening bottle is finished, even if there's only a sip left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i kill for meow mix Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 DONT GIVE A FUCK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 When you re a 21 year-old woman who can beat a 35 year-old Irish man at chugging. Try it with a 25 year old Irish man... by 35 their livers have failed even if they don't know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract Rationality Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 PISS OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluntHead$ Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 ^^WTF?...u kno u an alcoholic wen u wake on the floor next 2 your bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract Rationality Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 ^^WTF?...u kno u an alcoholic wen u wake on the floor next 2 your bed Haha, nigg if you don't know. You're definitely not an alcoholic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 When your room/house is constantly filled with empty bottles... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 the shakes.... shit sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie Nelson Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Well it's 7 a.m. and I had 6 shots of Irish Whiskey and no I'm not up from the night before. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 ^^WTF?...u kno u an alcoholic wen u wake on the floor next 2 your bed Lol one time I woke up with my knees on the floor and my upper half on the bed like I was trying to crawl up theere and just couldn't quite make it. I always wake up with all my clothes, shoes and lights on like I walked in and collapsed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westsider Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 i take little bits of change from work just to make enough for a 40 oz at the end of the night and ive been drunk for the past 5 years as well as stoned . my shit always stinks and it half water most days people say i always smell like a old drunk man i dont know what they mean by that right now i cant wait till i get off tonight i have cash and ill chug 4 mickeys in a hour and a half and pass out sketching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon Of Choice Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 you piss in any given corner of your nephews house. (not in a proper urine receptacle) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jense 1 Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 ...your drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
complex Posted May 27, 2009 Author Share Posted May 27, 2009 ...your drunk. AS IN EVERY DAY? OR JUST WHEN I READ THIS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 shit, I drink for free every night, comes with the territory of bartending. But I strictly keep it to cheap beer and tequila. I usually drink my first shot around 7pm, then keep it going til it's time to do the books, so I chill for about 30 minutes then let loose like a bastard once those numbers are crunched. I've been in there with the sun rising so many times, the neighbors see me closing the roll down gate at like 10am when the place opens at noon. I finally had a day off on memorial day, started drinking tequila at 10am, then hit up a nice raw bar in the city and popped some champagne while eating oysters. I literally just woke up from whatever happened after that, I'm piecing it together right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
complex Posted May 31, 2009 Author Share Posted May 31, 2009 your sick of seeing the sun rise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PLEZO1SON Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 when you pee in the cat box because its funny. wehn you pass out at a party on a couch then wake up and "open" the cushion like a tolite lid and pee in the couch. when you bit the head off a live feeder mouse because "he had it comiing" when you stab a dood 5 times in the chest when pistol whip a dood for telling you to turn your radio down it was keeping him up when......ugh should i keep going? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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