serial rapist Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 So it was one of those bummer days, like - fuck I'm bored, I've done my masturbating for the day and I'm gonna go ride my bike around and smoke a cheap cigar. So yeah, I got a cheap cigar and lit it and it had a fucking nail in it. So fuck me right? Some asshole in a 3rd world cigar rolling factory is getting his jollies off at my expense. I'm going to have it framed. Thats the cigar, and you can probably see the fucking nail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 dude.. LAWSUIT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DM! Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 wtf a nail? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 haha what the fuck would that do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 you sure did smoke alot of that nail nh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Buy some purp roll a blunt with the cigar wrapper and wala your day just got better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 you sure did smoke alot of that nail nh haha. right?! i would pretty much stopped as song as i realized there was a giant foreign object in my cigar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 You should stab yourself in the mouth with it. Sue everyone who touched it before you did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a kid growin up Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 You should stab yourself in the mouth with it. Sue everyone who touched it before you did. This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 make millions 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 *lightbulb* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Lawsuit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNEK.PDA Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 generally lawsuits are gay no one wants to be that guy... you know the dude that gets a mill from his coffee bein' to hot for example...straight bitch status... :nope: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a kid growin up Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 generally lawsuits are gay no one wants to be that guy... you know the dude that gets a mill from his coffee bein' to hot for example...straight bitch status... :nope: You're a fucking retard dude. You could get a million dollars from some big corporation's mistake. That guy isn't a bitch, he's a genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 howd the nail taste? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 generally lawsuits are gay no one wants to be that guy... you know the dude that gets a mill from his coffee bein' to hot for example...straight bitch status... :nope: Yeah I'll be that guy ALL fucking day. I know a family who lives off of suing people. They've sued 5 different people/entities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 ^that only works for a while, i'm surprised they even got 5 some judges get sick of that bull shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I think its likely unintentional my friend. Me and my cousin found a metal nut in a dutch once. No lie. We were going to sue but like we broke it open and when the guts fell out that when we saw it. edit : we also found a strip of plastic or rubber in one. We have come to the conclusion that they are simply not made to be smoked, or maybe they might be a little more careful about what falls into the cigar machines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 That sucks, too bad they weren't cool and prepacked some weed in there. I'm sure it was not a mistake though if it is hand rolled, looks like its machine made so no way to tell if it was a joke or mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 generally lawsuits are gay no one wants to be that guy... you know the dude that gets a mill from his coffee bein' to hot for example...straight bitch status... :nope: Dude what are you like 12? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I find it pretty hilarious that you were riding around on your bike smoking a big fuck off cigar, with no where in particular to go. Like a big ol'crazy person. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 generally lawsuits are gay no one wants to be that guy... you know the dude that gets a mill from his coffee bein' to hot for example...straight bitch status... :nope: This statement was so negligent and slanderous I'm considering hiring an attorney myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastZeetec302 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 dog, call the newspaper and start bitching about it. get some moneyzzz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 thats better than finding a finger in your wendys chili. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 fail nail 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 *Nail fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 mmmm... full of naily flavour for the pleasurable smoking experience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swineflu. Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 man if you send it back youlll get like a whole box a cigars and mabey even a t-shirt i had a friend who put his own hair in a box of cerial, and they hooked him up mad styles shame the tshirt was fuckin dork status Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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