pedoe Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 It was my Mom's birthday yesterday and the family went out to eat. I realized how much stuff moms do, sacrifice and put up with for the majority of their life for us. Moms are just the best, Happy Birthday Mom! Mother's day is right around the corner too. Post up any stories of y'all moms coming through for y'all, show the motherly love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 For most of my life I thought my mom was an absolutely crazy bitch (which she was), but as I got older I realized she was the one woman in my life who loved me more than anyone of them ever could (except mybe my Grandma) She's done more for me than I could ever explain, including jeopardizing her job and whole life to lie for me and keep me out of trouble. I can't give deatils, but it's lightyeards beyond what anyone else I know would do for me Basically, I just fuckin love my mom. I actually just ate leftover meatloaf that she made, and it was delicous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 If it weren't for my mother, I probably would be the most hateful person on this planet, and doing time for murder. So yeah, I love my mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Me and my mom been through a lot, considering she was a single mother raising me while she went to school. Now she is ballin out of controll, came a long way from student housing and govt subsidized housing. Go mom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clownshoes Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 mom was the best. grandmoms were no joke either..and my greatgrandmom was a saint. rip ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 mom no, dad yes.. only ever met one grand parent.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 my mom is the best. she makes me food and smokes weed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 I don't even mind that someone makes a "mom" thread each week because mums are great and I appreciate mine immensely. Keep up the good work ma, make me something delicious for dinner tonight. kthaxby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 I cant say much for my biological mother but my grandma/mother is pretty cool beans. She gave up her retirement years to raise me and siblings. When I was five we all got sent to an orphan home. Everyday she came and visited me. Bringing me bake goods, stuff to draw with, and argued with CPS trying to get me and my brothers out. She only intended to raise us till my father got his mess together. She ended up adopting all of us. Also she has a mean fro. Makes bob ross look like pansy. Regurgitated and monumental : A conversation A: If you had one last memory to tell someone what would it be? B: I dont understand the question. A: You know a memory. Something someone said to you. Or an experience, a place you went, anything that was really uh hm epic that happened in your life. It’s not rocket science mayne. B: Hmph. Well it would have to be something my mother said to me. (pause) A: Which is? B: You want to know that? A: Sure. B: What the hell for? A: Geeze I don’t know. Your my grandma why would I not want to know about awesome shit that happened in your life? B: Hmph. Well I was going through some tough times. I just got out of a divorce with my first husband-your grandfather and your father was still young and I had the twins. I was left all on my own to care for them and I didn’t know how I was going to do it. Pay for food and rent and all that. I was really overwhelmed. So I went to my mother and I broke down and I told her I couldn't do it.... A: And what happened? What she say? B: She told me to lift up my pinky. So I did. Then she said 'ya know an ant is so small and it can lift ten times what your pinky can. You’re much bigger than an ant. So I don’t see what the problem is.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 I envy yall motherfuckers. I'm probably the only person I know that can't even look at my moms with a straight face. All's she ever did for me was be batshit. And beat the shit out of me and my sister with the buckle end of the belt just because. And double when we accidentally had a look on our face that reminded her of pops. I swear if my pops didn't take me in I woulda eventually snapped. Word to pops. Whens fathers day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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john_gacy Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgSn0SbQJQI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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_nightcrawler Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 bump mothers. love my mum till death and beyond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll2EssqG1_4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 For all the crappy things iv'e done to my folks, they have always been there for me. Thank fuck for my mamma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNcloTmvTeA 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 You are appreciated :: Tupac.JPEG :: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 MY MOMS IS THE MUTHAFUCKIN MAN AND KNOWS EVERYTHING. IF JESUS HAD A PUSSY HE WOULD BE MY MOM. MY MOM WALKED ON WATER AT ORCHARD BEACH. AND SHE GOT ME OUTTA TROUBLE MAAAAD TIMES. SHE INTERVENED AT THE TURNING POINT IN MY LIFE AND I TURNED OUT TO NOT BE A 100% FUCK UP. SHE'S NOT A PUSHOVER THOUGH, MY MOMS WILL SMACK ME IN THE FACE IN FRONT OF ANYBODY TILL IM 50 AND ILL JUST EAT IT AND NOT SAY A WORD TO HER SIDEWAYS. BUT ON THE SAME TIP I CAN TALK TO MY MOMS FRANKLY LIKE "MY NIGGA IM HAVING TROUBLE WITH XYZ THIS AND THAT IS FUCKED UP MA" AND SHE'LL GIVE ME LEGIT ADVICE WITHOUT JUDGING THE SHIT OUT A NIGGA. IF I WAS IN A DRAMATIC MOVIE AND I HAD TO MAKE MYSELF CRY ID JUST THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH MY MOMS LOVES ME AND HOW SHE BASICALLY DEDICATED HER LIFE TO ME AND MY BRUH & SIS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 i like how when you got in trouble in school there were the kinds of moms who would ground you and tell you you fucked up. and then there were the kind of moms that stormed into the school and bitched out the principal no matter what. they might have took you home and whooped you later but they had your back in a public situation. i had the latter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wags Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 my mom is my best friend (not in the creepy way where i tell her about getting banged). she rules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 YEAH I BASICALLY ONLY GRADUATED HIGHSCHOOL BECAUSE OF MY MOMS...SHE MADE MY UNCLE COME IN WITH HER AND PRETEND TO BE MY POPS CUZ MY UNCLE WAS BORN HERE AND SPOKE ENGLISH WITH NO TRACE OF AN ACCENT AND MY MOMS DIDNT WANT THE PRINCIPAL TO THINK SHE WAS A SINGLE MOM...MY POPS WAS IN DR AT THE TIME FISHIN AND CALLIN ME WITH DEATH THREATS IF I "CAUSE HIS WIFE ANY STRESS" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 I can't even count how many times my Mom came down to my high school getting my back, straight going to fuckin war with a principal who wanted to have me killed by firing squad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silent_bob Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 yeah my moms is the shit NOW. back in the day she was on some other shit tho :lol: but on the same note....my dad can get fucked....ill bust that nigga in his fuckin eye if i ever see him again. rant over /pissedoffaboutmybadchildhoodoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 i appreciate all yer moms! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 my mom is my best friend (not in the creepy way where i tell her about getting banged). she rules lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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itsallafarce Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 moms are fuckin amazing. they really will do anything for the children. my mom over the last few months has helped my brother not lose his truck and quad. helped my sister get an attorney to handle her divorce and drove down to phoenix and back to help my sister move back home with my 4mnth old nephew. she lets me live at her house until i can get back on my feet without charging me an arm and a leg for rent. 100% certifiable awsomeness for sure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silent_bob Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 lol :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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