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The homoerotic Quizno's sandwich ultimate voltron megathread

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Quiznos has gone Homoerotic

 

Have any of you seen this new commercial for Quiznos in which the oven tells dude to "put it in me"? nohomo

 

 

Apparantly they have changed it but it still retains it's homoerotic connotations.

 

When I first heard it seemed like a regular advert, then BAYUM GAYRAY.

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Re: Quiznos has gone Homoerotic

 

I won't watch this for the same reasons I don't watch TV.

 

 

 

Also this:

 

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Re: Quiznos has gone Homoerotic

 

i see the exact same thing a little bit ago...someone

mention how the oven what the dude to have sex with

him...its still weird though

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Re: Quiznos has gone Homoerotic

 

say it sexy

 

 

 

 

 

 

/neverhadquiznoesoner

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Re: Quiznos has gone Homoerotic

 

they still play the "put it in me commercial'' and have a new one "im waiting for it"

 

 

advertisingftw.

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Re: Quiznos has gone Homoerotic

 

You know you have had a "tasty torpedo" once or twice in the past Vulcan hahahah.nh

 

wow

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Re: Quiznos has gone Homoerotic

 

I saw that commercial the other day, I thought it was funny...Not as funny as this one though.

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They're just going after that semi homo demographic Jarod from subway appeals to.

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I know i can't be the only one that has seen this for the past month or so. i think its funny that its still playing, along with the Shamwow guy's "your gonna love my nuts" slap chop commercial.

 

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Heres the video for those who don't know what im talking about.they call this a "porny commercial"

 

 

A view on the commercial

 

"When I first saw the current Quiznos commercial doing a "hard" sell for the new Torpedo "foot long" sandwich I was instantly creeped out. There was a glowing red hot masculine toaster oven imploring Scott the sandwich maker to "put it in me". The oven continues "say it sexier, Scott, sexier". Homo-erotic commercials for submarine sandwiches!!!"

 

 

i always laugh when this comes on. im wondering if this is going to spark a sandwich fetish.. like a dude will only fuck a girl if theres salami and peperoni all over her with maybe a toasted bun over her vagina with a hole in it. quuuuuiiiiizzzznoooo's

 

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discuss.

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Re: QUIZNO'S (sandwiches that are sexually suggestive)

 

Made a thread about the very same, its gravy though, shit is creepy as fuck.

 

Just searched for my thread must have gotten deleted, it was up last night and this afternoon.

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oh shit sorry. i looked for similar but didnt see it.

god dammnit

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Re: QUIZNO'S (sandwiches that are sexually suggestive)

 

i remember you use to be able to delete threads you made.. but im not sure if you can still do that.

 

crap/

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Re: QUIZNO'S (sandwiches that are sexually suggestive)

 

Cool, cool, I thought to make a thread/rant on this myself. The commercial suggests that previously he had stuck his dick in the toaster- is this supposed to make me want to run out and get a sandwich? And the homoerotic overtones- blech!! I guess a lot of homos eat Quiznos or something. Give me a real sammich any day over this shit.

 

Also, the sandwich fetish comment immediately made me think of the Seinfeld where George brings food into the bedroom.

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Re: QUIZNO'S (sandwiches that are sexually suggestive)

 

it would be one thing if it was a girl toaster but its a dude. no homo.

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