RaP LeTTeRS yO! Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 You know you've made it as an inventor when you're selling a vacuum cleaner hose to cops for $50 that's designed to run from their car's AC vents to their shirts. Yes, the CoolCop is a hose that runs the output of an AC vent right into the top of your shirt. For some reason, it's being marketed to cops and cops alone, because they're the only ones who get hot in cars. On a hot day there's nothing more uncomfortable than having to wear a T-shirt soaked with sweat. Add a bulletproof vest over it and no amount of air conditioning coming from your car vent is going to keep you cool and dry. The CoolCop dash attachment attaches easily to the air conditioning vent. The soft vinyl vest attachment fits comfortably between your vest and undershirt. Cool air is then delivered under your vest to keep you cool, dry and comfortable. Next time I'm cruising the steamy streets of Atlanta wearing a bulletproof vest, I'm totally going to jury rig one of these things out of a vacuum hose. That's a promise. http://www.coolcop.com/cc01.html FUCK DA POLICE YO I CANT BELIE DEY BE SPENDIN OUR TACKS DOLLARZ ON DIS SHIT! RON PAUL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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injury Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 i thought this was gonna be about police officers that didn't suck. i met one this weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 you like making threads about cops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 He's a cop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaP LeTTeRS yO! Posted May 4, 2009 Author Share Posted May 4, 2009 I JUST WANNA BRING NEWZ ABOUT POLICE INJUSTISE TO THE MASSES FUCKIN PIGZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 i dont believe you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 if i see this i will fart into the intake of the air conditioner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upup&away Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Ive also met a cool one. There not all bad. Just 95% of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XzeGy9JMM0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaP LeTTeRS yO! Posted May 4, 2009 Author Share Posted May 4, 2009 IM GROWING A MOSTACHE LIKE THE COP IN THE PICTURE AS WE SPEAK REAL TALK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a kid growin up Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Go back to /b/. You're not funny and you're really bad at trolling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 He's not from /b/ It's after school special 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 IM GROWING A MOSTACHE LIKE THE COP IN THE PICTURE AS WE SPEAK REAL TALK You know wiping off the piggie sperm is going to be much harder when the "MOSTACHE" grows in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Dolarhyde 36 Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Ive also met a cool one. There not all bad. Just 95% of them 99% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Here's to typing properly to make myself look smart! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Dolarhyde 36 Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Turtz, i've never seen so many red tic tacs.. what the hell did you do dude? there is a 6th one that is extra dark red you dun fucked up or somethin,, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demolishun Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 I guarantee these nigguhs are gonna be stuffin the tube into their Pants..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaP LeTTeRS yO! Posted May 5, 2009 Author Share Posted May 5, 2009 You know wiping off the piggie sperm is going to be much harder when the "MOSTACHE" grows in. NAW FUCK DAT I ONLY DO DAT WEN TRYN TO GET OUTA TRAFFIK VIOLASHIONS WORD IS BORN!!!!!! :EDIT: NO HOMO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i kill for meow mix Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 cops suck they deserve to ride around in hot cars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaP LeTTeRS yO! Posted May 5, 2009 Author Share Posted May 5, 2009 ^^^^^^^^^ REAL TALK!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaP LeTTeRS yO! Posted May 5, 2009 Author Share Posted May 5, 2009 ANOTHER COOL COP LETS MAKE THIS THE COOL COP PICTURE MEGA SUPER DUPER THREAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaP LeTTeRS yO! Posted May 5, 2009 Author Share Posted May 5, 2009 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 I just made a doodie in my pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RaP LeTTeRS yO! Posted May 5, 2009 Author Share Posted May 5, 2009 Go back to /b/. You're not funny and you're really bad at trolling. YOUR GOING TO HAVE TO SPELL THESE WORDS OUT FOR ME NIGGER I DDIDNT GROW UP WITH THE INTERNET Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 This kid hasn't gotten banned yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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