SwampFightOner Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 i'M 21 AND LEGALLY DURNK FOR THE FIRST TIME, OWWWWWWWWWWW All priase be to me. props and appreciate you cocksuckers~! Oh yeah, happy birfday to Mauler as well 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Go to the Foxy Lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 4, 2009 Author Share Posted May 4, 2009 I'll be there this weekend, then Foxwoods is on the agenda very soon also Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBchit Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 happy birthday old man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 21's the legal age hey? That sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Happy birthday man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 shut the fuck up, you're that much of a baby? fuckin a maing. happy birthday. i hope you get a bunch of free drinks and drugs and that an at least semi-decent-looking female goes home with you cheers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 4, 2009 Author Share Posted May 4, 2009 Drinks and drugs galore, and I never fuck with anything but good looking girls Fcuk, tomorrowes gunna be such a good day 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 wtf son get off the internet and go party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southside google gangster Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 i thought swampfight was like 25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 4, 2009 Author Share Posted May 4, 2009 wtf son get off the internet and go party. Tonight isn't shit. I wentto the bar with my bestfriend and we drank a bunch, got some pizza, and now I'm home read to sleep. My alarm is set for noon tomorrow, that;'s when shit pops off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 it all makes sense now all the drunk posting and your age 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 i remember my twentyfirst like it was yesterday. even though it was three and a half years ago. by the third spot we hit, some song came on and, inebriated white bitch that i was, i bolted up to bust a move and knocked over the fresh pint glass of gin and tonic my girl had just procured to me all over her face. the next thing i knew i was slung over my boy's shoulder barfing in an alley. i punched him in his head and he dropped me on mine. i then flung puke on the same chick who bought me the drink that did me in and somehow ended up in someone's car. i woke up in my bed the next morning alone with a killer headache and a note on my bedside table explaining the previous night's events with a glass of water and four ibuprofen that whoever gave me a ride home had prepared for my impending epic hangover. i am lucky that i have such good friends, and that i have miraculously avoided getting date raped thus far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 AB EAT 50 HAMBURGERS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 4, 2009 Author Share Posted May 4, 2009 Tomorrow night I'm not even going to a bar, because due to my endless string of connections I already do that every single night We're havina party at my boy's crib, and I'm sure I'll have a good time like I always do. I love my friends, and they tend to provide a good time when need be, no homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 no rainbow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 happy bday mothafuckas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 and I never fuck with anything but good looking girls -waits for 5 finger- but seriously happy birthday dude. you make me laugh on the interwebs forum sometimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falseface Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Damn, y'all are already 21. Time flies. Have fun till you puke. That's the only hard and fast rule. Try not to get bagged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 dont talk about it be about it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 4, 2009 Author Share Posted May 4, 2009 Not only is it my birfday, but I officially have 3 weeks left itl I'm off probation for the first time in 6years KNOCK ON MUTHAFUCKIN WOOD taht everything goes smooth until then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 yo wait no way youre only 21? fuck outta here with that nonsense. happy birthday either way. the crow is on mtv and im high drunk oxycodone i think ima watch it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southside google gangster Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 i remember my twentyfirst like it was yesterday. even though it was three and a half years ago. by the third spot we hit, some song came on and, inebriated white bitch that i was, i bolted up to bust a move and knocked over the fresh pint glass of gin and tonic my girl had just procured to me all over her face. the next thing i knew i was slung over my boy's shoulder barfing in an alley. i punched him in his head and he dropped me on mine. i then flung puke on the same chick who bought me the drink that did me in and somehow ended up in someone's car. i woke up in my bed the next morning alone with a killer headache and a note on my bedside table explaining the previous night's events with a glass of water and four ibuprofen that whoever gave me a ride home had prepared for my impending epic hangover. i am lucky that i have such good friends, and that i have miraculously avoided getting date raped thus far. a good friend would of raped you.. cause thats how girls learn, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 4, 2009 Author Share Posted May 4, 2009 yo wait no way youre only 21? I know, people never seem to believe me haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 a good friend would of raped you.. cause thats how girls learn, you know. 1. go get laid. seriously. for all your frontin, it couldn't be more obvious that you've never touched a vagina in your entire life. 2. go get your ged. i know you might not think it's important now, but in the long run, knowing how to write legible sentences will get you far in life. 3. turn 18. 4. move out of your mother's house. 5. shut the fuck up and go paint something. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 PWNED!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 ^^co-sign Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 OHHH SNIZZZZAP. not all of that is true though. how you not gonna call out other dudes who make repeated rape jokes though? awww shit, do you :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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