Edward Orenthal Norton Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 http://worldsuperheroregistry.com/ from their site: ~DO NO HARM~ Mistakes are unacceptable when one is dealing with matters of Life and Death. Getting into a battle with a villain risks not only the lives of those involved, but those of anyone within range of their weapons. Non-lethal means of apprehending a villain provide an essential safety-margin, although even non-lethal techniques can sometimes result in injury or death. Sound judgment is always essential to prevent tragedy. Unless a Hero chances upon a major crime in progress, careful research and planning are essential to any action to be taken. Poor research and planning could result in trying to apprehend undercover law-enforcement officers and other undesirable outcomes. ♦♦ ~FAIRNESS~ Although it may be tempting to pursue petty criminals due to the ease with which they can be found, in many cases it does not truly serve the cause of justice, nor is it worth the risk. Apprehending prostitutes saves no lives, protects no property, and does not significantly advance the cause of justice. Apprehending casual drug users is also of limited value to society. When confronted by an essentially victimless crime, the appropriate response is, more often than not, a stern lecture. _______________________ theres no need to type something when you read that. this is real. and pretty fucking pathetic. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=129109 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted May 4, 2009 Author Share Posted May 4, 2009 fuck..... close Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 a third thread about these idiots? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 No child left behind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 these people fail at being true superheros heros dont work within the limits of law because they know laws sometimes dont work when justice is needed they also dont parade around in costume in broad day light, nor do news stories. And they certainly dont register on a poorly designed low bro website christ thats like 5 fails at once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 i wish i was a super hero lets change this into a "if you were a super hero what super power would you have?" thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Im pretty sure there already was one ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 well then fuck a monkeys uncle three times with a screw driver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThuggedOutGypsyz Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=129012 attack of the thread jackers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 This thread: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 my special power would be shooting people in the face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 THE SEARCH FUNCTION HAS SOME COMPETITION. GOOD GOING RETARD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 ive always wanted to fly or shoot some shit out of my hands or be able to regenerate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 I want to be able to shoot ropey strands of goo out of my penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 oh so wait thats not normal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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