tipsycripsy420 Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 well it looked good on paper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southside google gangster Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 i really cant be mad at these cops..cause i know if i was a cop i would be pulling similar shenanigans... calling 911 so you can smash some wasted bitch is cool in my book. if ol' girl didnt want to get fucked, why the hell was she drinking?? :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 that was so inhumane i laughed :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 new york may be safer, more expensive, and soulless now, but i'd rather worry about the neighborhood being gentrified than my mom being stabbed on the way to get grocery's if you want crime go to newark Hows about the people who want to live in a quiet "safe" neighborhood just stay in the suburbs? I'd rather worry about dealing with knuckleheads in the street, than live in a gentrified police state with all kinds of knucklehead triggerhappy cops breathing down my neck everywhere I go. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Fopr real haha :lol: Edit: In response to swindle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 I heard the shoved the mop handle so far up his ass he was tasting bleach when he died. That's what I always heard. I don't know about the "tasting bleach" bit, but it's pretty much comon knowlege that he had a broomstick shoved up his ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ARGUE-ONER Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spruce Lee Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Hows about the people who want to live in a quiet "safe" neighborhood just stay in the suburbs? I'd rather worry about dealing with knuckleheads in the street, than live in a gentrified police state with all kinds of knucklehead triggerhappy cops breathing down my neck everywhere I go. yo doggggg don't wear be fourty years old, wear clothes like a retard, and MAYBE police won't bother you 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 there was this cab driver around williamsburg when i first moved to brooklyn who was notorious for picking up drunk bitches, convincing them to sit up front, pretending to read their palms and then refusing to pull over for long stretches of time and talking to them about babies. i never met him but i know a few girls who did. i am retarded careful about what cabs i get into. i always talk to the driver and if he sketches me out i get out real quick. a lot of times the first thing they ask me is, what the fuck is a nice white girl like you living in this neighborhood. the second thing they ask me is, what the fuck is a nice young lady like you doing without any children. and they never understand why i don't have five already. cultural differences...weird. oh and this story is muy sad and does not surprise me in the least. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ARGUE-ONER Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 NAW FUCK THAT YOU SUBURBAN TOY ITS PRETTY MUCH COMMON KNOWLEDGE THAT MOST OF THE WORLD DRESSES LIKE ME AND NOT A TPWF LIKE YOU :lol: :lol: :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spruce Lee Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 i knew a girl who sucked a cab drivers dick for a free ride, well, actually two girls true story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ARGUE-ONER Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 BRB YOU FAGGOTS GIVE ME 30 MINS TO PHOTOSHOP SOME RED TEXT ON SOME PICTURES WITH YOUR NAMES ON IT 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 drunken argue oner? can't wait to see where this goes. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 i knew a girl who sucked a cab drivers dick for a free ride, well, actually two girls true story that's fucking disgusting. i tried to convince a cabby to do porn once. he was young and cute and real innocent. he didn't bite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ARGUE-ONER Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 I hope these cops get shanked to death by dicks in the joint :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southside google gangster Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 BRB YOU FAGGOTS GIVE ME 30 MINS TO PHOTOSHOP SOME RED TEXT ON SOME PICTURES WITH YOUR NAMES ON IT :lol: but dude is obviously that faggot ASS.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ARGUE-ONER Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 :lol: but dude is obviously that faggot ASS.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Oh man LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 He called because she threw up in his cab and was too shitfaced to pay him, get out, and walk into her apartment. Incidentally, anytime a female friend is drunk and needs a car, I call a car service instead of hailing them a taxi so I know (to a degree) who is getting them home, keeping them safe from the cops, etc. we got a problem with cabs around here, you know, taking girls to a certain part of town... so when a girl we know gets picked up we make sure the cab knows, we know the # of the cab, and he knows to make sure she makes it home 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Sounds like driving a cab is a pretty awesome job in ur neck of the woods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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