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THE (NEW) WESLEY WILLIS APPRECIATION THREAD.


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Suck a polar bear's funky ass!

Suck a racehorse's cock with Heinz Tomato Ketchup!

Suck a donkey's shitty ass!

Suck a male camel's dick with Hoisen sauce!

 

Suck a cheetah's dick

Suck a cheetah's dick

Suck a cheetah's dick

Suck a cheetah's dick

 

Suck a European bison's smelly ass!

Suck a woolly mammoth's dick with Miracle Whip!

Suck a snow leopard's ass with whip cream!

Suck a hyena's spermy dick!

 

Suck a cheetah's dick

Suck a cheetah's dick

Suck a cheetah's dick

Suck a cheetah's dick

 

Suck a llama's shitty asshole!

Suck a panda bear's spermy nutsack!

Suck a sloth bear's bootyhole!

Suck a greyhound's musty ass, mothafucka!

 

Suck a cheetah's dick

Suck a cheetah's dick

Suck a cheetah's dick

Suck a cheetah's dick

 

 

 

 

 

RIP a LEGEND

 

One of my friends went and saw him in Chicago and I had to work, was pissed off.

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Birdman caught me on his property

He saw me trespassing his real estate

He reached into his pocket for a pistol

He came after me and pistol-whipped my behind

 

Birdman kicked my ass

Birdman kicked my ass

Birdman kicked my ass

Birdman kicked my ass

 

Birdman beat me to a pulp

He gave me a yell-down war hell ride

He told me that he was going to kill me if I don't get off is real estate

He gave five minutes to get in my Bronco and hit the rookie road

 

Birdman kicked my ass

Birdman kicked my ass

Birdman kicked my ass

Birdman kicked my ass

 

At 10:00 PM, I drove my Bronco back to Birdman's real estate

I jumped over his fence after dark

I picked up a brick and shattered Birdman's window pane

Birdman sighted me doing it and reached for his pistol

Suddenly, I jumped back in my Bronco and took off like O. J. Simpson

 

Birdman kicked my ass

Birdman kicked my ass

Birdman kicked my ass

Birdman kicked my ass

 

Heinz, it's America's favorite ketchup

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BUMP THE FUCK OUT OF HIS ARTWORK TOO. DUDE WAS PUNKROCK AND CREATIVE AS HE COULD BE.

 

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I saw him in 2001 and regret not buying some of his art...

80$ would be a steal for having it now

 

 

I kicked it with the guy hard tho, he kept asking for headbutts nohomo

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