Soup 283 Posted May 1, 2009 We're just talkin weed here. Gotta get urine tested next thursday..... Any suggestions??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
twinky the kid 478 Posted May 1, 2009 KILL IT WITH FIRE. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Soup 283 Posted May 1, 2009 Yeah maybe... or maybe twinky should go lie down for a while. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Realism 836 Posted May 1, 2009 I mean..the only truly fail safe way is to sneak in someone else's clean urine. Other than that you could put your trust in vitamins or massive amounts of fluids. When was the last time you smoked, are you on the daily tip? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopsticks 491 Posted May 1, 2009 Smoke weed til Thursday morning, worry about it then. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shaolinmasta 158 Posted May 1, 2009 KILL IT WITH FIRE. TPWF? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
famecrazy 457 Posted May 1, 2009 PHELPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSY It's the American way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Soup 283 Posted May 1, 2009 I mean..the only truly fail safe way is to sneak in someone else's clean urine. Other than that you could put your trust in vitamins or massive amounts of fluids. When was the last time you smoked, are you on the daily tip? I havent been on the daily tip for a while. i smoked a couple times this last weekend tho. Fluids and vitamins it is. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Veritably Clean 291 Posted May 1, 2009 next thursday? no problem drink lots and lots of water, don't smoke not that hard man Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Schnitzel 958 Posted May 1, 2009 does this mean you lose the diving job you were so uppity about last year? doesn't vitamin B take it out? notsmokedsince1995 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Realism 836 Posted May 1, 2009 If you have not smoked in a while and the last time you smoked was last weekend you should be fine just waiting it out and doing your best to flush your system. I'm terrified of the day where taking hair samples becomes the norm for drug testing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Soup 283 Posted May 1, 2009 pft they dont drug test at work. This is some court ordered bullshit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Soup 283 Posted May 1, 2009 Last edited by fixedspeedguy : 04-21-2008 at 02:39 PM. wtf?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
john brown 211 Posted May 1, 2009 just drink lots of water. you should be fine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern Smite 21 Posted May 1, 2009 Just let them know you have lots of green props bars on the internet and you'll be golden. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
twinky the kid 478 Posted May 1, 2009 Yeah maybe... or maybe twinky should go lie down for a while. lol, honestly go with the water thing, drink at least a gallon a day. and if youre extra paranoid, take four asprin within an hour of the drug test, it should come up inconclusive and buy you a little more time to get clean. also with an eyedropper, put one drop of bleach in a rather big glass of water and drink it. it works, but tastes terrible. or shell out 20+ buck on a detox drink from a smoke shop. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HighGravityCane 72 Posted May 1, 2009 *also with an eyedropper, put one drop of water in a rather big glass of bleach and drink it. it works, but tastes terrible. fixd. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Veritably Clean 291 Posted May 1, 2009 Just let them know you have lots of green props bars on the internet and you'll be golden. hahaha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampFightOner 710 Posted May 1, 2009 Go to your local head shop and buy one of those "clean system" drinks. The more expensive ones seem to actually work Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampFightOner 710 Posted May 1, 2009 By the way, how far in advance did you know about this? If you knew awhile back and smoked this weekend anyways you're an asshole. I know a bunch of niggas caught up in the system who can't (won't) get out because they keep giving dirty urines Usually probation lets you know a good amount of time in advance though, so you won't fail. I've been on one type of probation or another for 6 years and never even had to give a urine, cuz I have no drug or alcohol related charges *knock on wood* When I was on home confinement I had to give urine sometimes, and that shit sucked. Completely ranom (like they could come to your house at 4 AM if they wanted) and they'd stay in the room with you. I have a notoriously shy bladder, so sometimes it would take me fucking HOURS and gallons of water to actually piss. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
i kill for meow mix 38 Posted May 1, 2009 SWAMP CRANBERRY JUICE LOTS OF IT .... GO EXERCISE IN SWEATS VISIT THE SAUNA THESE WILL HELP TRUST ME Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampFightOner 710 Posted May 1, 2009 yeh...when I was on home confinement I didn't even do drugs yet, so all I had to worry about was alcohol, and I trusted lots of disgusting ass cranberry juice to do the job If I had to piss now with all this yak and whatnot, I'd be goin for the detox drinks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
i kill for meow mix 38 Posted May 1, 2009 JUS TRYING TO LEND A HELPING HAND Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thrashcat 71 Posted May 1, 2009 niacin and cranberry juice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrChupacabra 685 Posted May 1, 2009 There's some sort of natural jelly that my friends swear by. apparently you can buy a packet of it at the grocery store, mix it in with some gatorade or something of the likes, drink it either a few hours beforehand or the night beforehand (the details are escaping me), and you're good to go. I'd call bullshit on it, but i know 4 people who have all used it with success and were heavy weed smokers. But, you should be fine just drinking a good amount of water. 2 weeks is plenty of time to clear out your system. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
