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blood fart Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 You mentioned NOT wanting to use anything that would require a "like lots of cement and shit" So may I suggest to wander your neighborhood with basket in hand and pick up any stray kitten you may find. They do not have to look exactly like the kittens in this photo, I am just giving a example of what a kitten looks like so you know what to keep your eye out for. They can be any color and any size, in fact--you don't have to stick to just kittens..if you see a full-grown cat you can scoop him up as well. Then you will need to sort your kittens/cats by sturdiness. Pick each one out of the basket and stand him up. Then apply a slight pressure to it's mid-back area and see if it's knees buckle. You will want to keep the sturdiest kittens separate. The "base layer" of your wall should be the solid little stocky kittens you set aside. Apply a thin coat of glue to each side of the kitten, and then start the process of stacking the kittens. I would suggest using a strong glue such as Gorilla Glue. According to the packaging, it is the toughest glue on planet earth, and you can't get any tougher than the toughest, so why mess with the rest when you can mess with the best? There are some people on the internet that claim that the best way to build a wall of kittens is with using a staple gun and a hacksaw...but that is really the lazy way out. Plus, you don't really want your wall to be covered in kitten blood, because then you would have to primer it before painting and that is just one extra step you would have to take before getting mad hip hop. As I stated, you don't need any tools to build the perfect wall. It just takes a little bit of patience and figuring out which kitten fits where. Think of it like a 3-D puzzle of cuteness and practicality. I hope this helps you out in your venture. Take some pics and let us know how it comes along. Good luck! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RELAPSER Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 ^^^^ THIS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tha_twoster Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 lol, sick thread dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 like dis post da shyt on utube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANGELDUST Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 punk rock girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 יהוה Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I have a personal wall, I dont let anyone in on my feelings. Wait not that kind of personal wall? Shoot /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kage212 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Plywood kid, plywood. in my experience plywood absorbs paint really fast so prime it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrineShrimpr Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Ask your parents if you can paint your room instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBchit Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 don't ask just do it. they'll love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makineasykills Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Do exactly what Blood Fart says...cats are the best painting surface and you barely have to prime them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Ironically, the first time I saw this thread, I was listening to "The Wall" by Pink Floyd, but in my hurry to post the dancengraff graphics I forgot to mention it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 yo kheed.. did you build that wall yet ?? whats the news? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Just so everyone knows, the best surface to paint is a wall of Maine Moose foreskin. It's expensive to buy over the counter, but if you're a good shot, and know how to circumcise moose, you're all set. All the graffiti legons paint on Maine Moose foreskin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBchit Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 i hope he takes y'all seriously, some really useful information in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcoFromHouston Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Just so everyone knows, the best surface to paint is a wall of Maine Moose foreskin. It's expensive to buy over the counter, but if you're a good shot, and know how to circumcise moose, you're all set. All the graffiti legons paint on Maine Moose foreskin. :D :) :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 has anyone done this? i want to build a practice wall in my backyard. nothing crazy with like lots of cement and shit. Any tips? I saw this in the toy paint thread and it reminded me of your post, you should ask this guy. Crits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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