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Funny/bad luck stories while bombing

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Stepping in puddles while bombin in the middle of winter and walking around with a frozen foot.

Can malfunctioned and got sprayed in the face.

Stepping in bum shit in the tunnels.

Female writers mistaken for hookers(heard this one a few times)

Running up highway dividers because traffic picked up and was stuck in the middle.

 

A lot of odd shit can happen when your out destroying, interested in the weird shit that's happened to countless others over the years.

 

Any funny stories?

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Yeah there was this spot in the freedom tunnel that this homeless guy lived in, there were all these cats and he would steal food and clean water for them to have. Used to make a stop there every night

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Okay, bear with me.

 

I was out wrecking shit with stock caps and Sharpies. I was going to hit up the back of a Stop and Shop and I realized I had to pee. This was in the winter, so my mom had made me put on snow boots and snow pants and mittens and everything. Anyway, I went to unzip my snow pants and fell in the snow. My mitten got stuck in the zipper and got covered in snow, which caused them to freeze together. I had to piss all over myself in order to melt the ice. I started crying and went home. To top it all off, there was no more Hershey's Cocoa left and my mom said that if I couldn't come home without being a mess she wouldn't drive me to the legal wall anymore.

 

All made up stories aside, if you paint, shit happens. I've gotten blisters, had Rusto cans explode on me, had to sacrifice a sweatshirt painting trackside in the winter when I had the flu and blew my nose into it multiple times. So it goes.

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Ok, this is a crazy one... I was out bombing all night, right, and I see the red and blues start flashing so I start running like hell, still holding my last can because they got my prints on file and I don't want to get popped later on that bullshit. Well, I'm running as fast as I can, and hit this patch of really loose gravel and slipped and accidentally the whole can.

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Ok, this is a crazy one... I was out bombing all night, right, and I see the red and blues start flashing so I start running like hell, still holding my last can because they got my prints on file and I don't want to get popped later on that bullshit. Well, I'm running as fast as I can, and hit this patch of really loose gravel and slipped and accidentally the whole can.

 

then who was cop?

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i might have a concussion from hitting my head in a short tunnel the other day

 

homeless guy pulling a knife on us

 

fucked up clothes

 

bloody hands

 

the usual

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ditching a spot right before cop car arrives, watching the cops search for tags and/or us there. I guess there were cameras that we didn't know of. Thank god for the rain that forced us to leave early.

 

nothing too special, but still a close call.

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oh hopping thru backyards onetime my whole pant leg got split open, landed right onto some sort of tree branch or metal pole. lucky it didn't carve my leg up hella bad

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Nothing special, cept having some other writings come up on the other side of the bridge, scare me, then scare themselves cause they realize there's someone on the other side haha

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Jumping a fence to land on a piece of wood with a nail on the other side and the nail went through my shoes into my foot. I lifted my foot up and the whole piece of wood came up with it, like nailed to my foot. Fun, and the usual shit, cuts, bruises, scrapes, exploding paint, the freaks come out at night and that.

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while hitting a highway spot, cops passed by but obviously couldnt stop. So we figured we at least had time to quickly finish our shit. A minute later, a cop car with the siren and flashers and everything stopped OVER OUR HEAD. We ran down and back up the other side, and I figured DIVING in very thick bushes was a great idea, and they would never go through the trouble of coming and finding us there. After which we decide it was better to just jet fuckin quickly, but this didnt stop the MASSIVE BUSHES I HAD DIVED INTO A MINUTE BEFORE FROM BEING EXTREMELY STRONG POISON IVY. That shit was like a plague on my body, it spread to my balls and shit, it lasted for a good month and a half, i was on prescription benadryl and fuckin CORTIZONE. not that little weak ass cream you get from the counter, prescription cortizone you have to ingest, that shit makes you weak in the knees.

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while hitting a highway spot, cops passed by but obviously couldnt stop. So we figured we at least had time to quickly finish our shit. A minute later, a cop car with the siren and flashers and everything stopped OVER OUR HEAD. We ran down and back up the other side, and I figured DIVING in very thick bushes was a great idea, and they would never go through the trouble of coming and finding us there. After which we decide it was better to just jet fuckin quickly, but this didnt stop the MASSIVE BUSHES I HAD DIVED INTO A MINUTE BEFORE FROM BEING EXTREMELY STRONG POISON IVY. That shit was like a plague on my body, it spread to my balls and shit, it lasted for a good month and a half, i was on prescription benadryl and fuckin CORTIZONE. not that little weak ass cream you get from the counter, prescription cortizone you have to ingest, that shit makes you weak in the knees.

 

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No no someone said dog shit, dog shit I can handle for some reason. But homeless/crackhead shit is the worst. The funny shit in NY is even though downtown is supposed to be nice, the subway stations always SMELL. LIKE. SHIT. down there, Canal st Spring st anyone? 2nd Ave F train that's the worst.

One time I was walking the 1 tunnels with my boy and we dead ass slide a good five feet in something the size of elephant shit. It was a hybrid of puke and homeless shit that we both slid in and when we got to the station we walked out covered in paint and homeless bodily fluids and almost scared these trendy girls to death. We then got Chelsea Papaya for those who know what I'm talking about that's the real shit

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while hitting a highway spot, cops passed by but obviously couldnt stop. So we figured we at least had time to quickly finish our shit. A minute later, a cop car with the siren and flashers and everything stopped OVER OUR HEAD. We ran down and back up the other side, and I figured DIVING in very thick bushes was a great idea, and they would never go through the trouble of coming and finding us there. After which we decide it was better to just jet fuckin quickly, but this didnt stop the MASSIVE BUSHES I HAD DIVED INTO A MINUTE BEFORE FROM BEING EXTREMELY STRONG POISON IVY. That shit was like a plague on my body, it spread to my balls and shit, it lasted for a good month and a half, i was on prescription benadryl and fuckin CORTIZONE. not that little weak ass cream you get from the counter, prescription cortizone you have to ingest, that shit makes you weak in the knees.

 

bullshit. poision ivy doesnt grow into "extremly thick bushes". might have been some other toxic plant though

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No no someone said dog shit, dog shit I can handle for some reason. But homeless/crackhead shit is the worst. The funny shit in NY is even though downtown is supposed to be nice, the subway stations always SMELL. LIKE. SHIT. down there, Canal st Spring st anyone? 2nd Ave F train that's the worst.

One time I was walking the 1 tunnels with my boy and we dead ass slide a good five feet in something the size of elephant shit. It was a hybrid of puke and homeless shit that we both slid in and when we got to the station we walked out covered in paint and homeless bodily fluids and almost scared these trendy girls to death. We then got Chelsea Papaya for those who know what I'm talking about that's the real shit

 

What's CHELSEA PAPAYA??

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Okay so I was painting under this bridge, using my last cans of blue and white. My dude was next to me, and had already finished, so he was kinda just fucking around and tagging shit. So anyway the next thing I know, these kids start coming from the other side, and start yelling at us. We tell them to fuck off, and I continue to paint, but they keep comin, and eventually I ditch outta there. On the way up the hill back to the street I get mud allll over my pants, and when I got home my mom thought I had gotten in a fight and said "You're movin with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-aire."

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