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Conan The Barbarian

Conan the Barbarian is hands down one of the greatest.  

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  1. 1. Conan the Barbarian is hands down one of the greatest.

    • YES --This movie is a staple in my childhood memories.
    • NO --This movie is fucking gay.
    • Sorry, I was more of a Beastmaster fan.
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    • Crom is a faggot, I worship the Four winds.
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    • I've never seen it.
    • Boogie Hands should have been the Barbarian


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Is it just me, or can we just stamp this as a timeless classic that nobody can ever remake.

 

Also is there anyone who doesn't like this movie? If so, why?

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUyOJc3V9Wk

 

Just the soundtrack alone kicks everything's ass. I know I'm a member of the "12oz. AARP society," but when I was a kid this movie got me amped. Still to this day, when I hear the soundtrack, I want to go out and fight a small village alone.

 

If you've never seen this movie, here's the trailer:

 

 

 

But seriously, has anyone never seen this work of art? Do any of your younger kids think this movie is corny, boring, slow, or it sucks because Vin Diesal isn't the barbarian? I'm just curious if this movie spans all generations.

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Let me say that this movie is the fuckin' balls!!! Arnie is my man. I actually have a beanie hat that has a pic of him from terminator, and it says the governator

 

 

Also, first

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conan movies are fuckin awesome. i love when he gets hammered and knocks out camels with one punch.

 

i remember theres a scene when they're trying to break into a castle or something through a cave, but theres bars on it. and one of the thieves knows its the way to get in and says something like "my brothers cousins brothers sisters cousin escaped this way" and when i broke it down it turned out to just be his cousin or something, so all he really had to say was it was his cousin.

 

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There already is a remake preproduction.

Not sure who is going to play Conan or if Arnie will be making a guest appearance.

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JAMES EARL JONES BODYING NIGGAS WITH A SNAKE THAT TURNS INTO AN ARROW? SOME NIGGA WROTE THAT DOWN ON A PIECE OF PAPER FOR JAMES EARL TO ACT IT OUT...IS IT EVEN A QUESTION DOGS? THIS MOVIE + WEED + A LARGE PIZZA = FUCK YALL NIGGAS IM STAYIN HOME.

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I have heard that the soundtrack is popular amongst IT professionals for use when writing code.

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JAMES EARL JONES BODYING NIGGAS WITH A SNAKE THAT TURNS INTO AN ARROW? SOME NIGGA WROTE THAT DOWN ON A PIECE OF PAPER FOR JAMES EARL TO ACT IT OUT.

 

Exactly! Who else could have played that part? Sidney Poitier? I don't think so.

 

 

This is old news, but this shit still cracks me up:

 

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Somebody needs to give Arnold a sword, dress him up like this, and send him to D.C. telling him to fix the economy, nooooowwwww. Shoot him up with some crack and roids on the plane trip there and we'd be looking at a better America instantly.

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I came back to the 12 simply for this thread.

 

Crom count the mother fucking dead because fortune favours the brave.

 

I have about a zillion Conan Saga, Conan Classic, Conan the Barbarian, etc.... comics back home all boarded, sleeved and boxed. I even have a Conan the Barbarian, No1., embossed, signed and certified...., never opened before. Fucking kick arse.

 

If there is ever a Conan remake, it should be animated and not for kids.

 

 

'Know, o prince, that between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis and the gleaming cities, and the years of the rise of the Sons of Aryas, there was an Age undreamed of, when shining kingdoms lay spread across the world like blue mantles beneath the stars - Nemedia, Ophir, Brythunia, Hyberborea, Zamora with its dark-haired women and towers of spider-haunted mystery, Zingara with its chivalry, Koth that bordered on the pastoral lands of Shem, Stygia with its shadow-guarded tombs, Hyrkania whose riders wore steel and silk and gold. But the proudest kingdom of the world was Aquilonia, reigning supreme in the dreaming west. Hither came Conan, the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandaled feet.'

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Dungeons and Dragons faggoty, the fuck out of here with this.

 

We roll dice in the hood, but they aint 20 sided.

 

conan and thulsa doom roll heads.

 

step your game up.

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Dungeons and Dragons faggoty, the fuck out of here with this.

 

We roll dice in the hood, but they aint 20 sided.

 

NIGGA YOU A NERD JUST FOR KNOWING ABOUT SOME 20 SIDED DICE. A WHITE PERSON HAD TO PUT ME ON TO THAT SHIT AND SINCE THEN IVE USED IT IN MANY A SLAYING. :cool:

 

WHO IS THIS NIGGA THOUGH? OBVIOUSLY ONE OF YALL NIGGAS FUCKIN AROUND.

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FUCK YES!!BATTLE OF THE MOUNDS!!

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Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!

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You already know that this movie is metal as fuck

 

And you already know that R@ndomH3ro has it in his collection

 

case closed

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Dungeons and Dragons faggoty, the fuck out of here with this.

 

You've got to be kidding me. Now if you called The Beastmaster "faggoty," I wouldn't argue that at all. But Conan?

 

 

You must be really young, or fucking with us completely.

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man i loved these films when i was growing up and no way should they be remade, they would suck with being all polished and cgi'd

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