earl broclo ESQ Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Is it just me, or can we just stamp this as a timeless classic that nobody can ever remake. Also is there anyone who doesn't like this movie? If so, why? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUyOJc3V9Wk Just the soundtrack alone kicks everything's ass. I know I'm a member of the "12oz. AARP society," but when I was a kid this movie got me amped. Still to this day, when I hear the soundtrack, I want to go out and fight a small village alone. If you've never seen this movie, here's the trailer: But seriously, has anyone never seen this work of art? Do any of your younger kids think this movie is corny, boring, slow, or it sucks because Vin Diesal isn't the barbarian? I'm just curious if this movie spans all generations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Dumielle Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Let me say that this movie is the fuckin' balls!!! Arnie is my man. I actually have a beanie hat that has a pic of him from terminator, and it says the governator Also, first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 conan movies are fuckin awesome. i love when he gets hammered and knocks out camels with one punch. i remember theres a scene when they're trying to break into a castle or something through a cave, but theres bars on it. and one of the thieves knows its the way to get in and says something like "my brothers cousins brothers sisters cousin escaped this way" and when i broke it down it turned out to just be his cousin or something, so all he really had to say was it was his cousin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supernummy Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 hell yes conan rocks. It's so facking horrible and so fucking rad at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 There already is a remake preproduction. Not sure who is going to play Conan or if Arnie will be making a guest appearance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 JAMES EARL JONES BODYING NIGGAS WITH A SNAKE THAT TURNS INTO AN ARROW? SOME NIGGA WROTE THAT DOWN ON A PIECE OF PAPER FOR JAMES EARL TO ACT IT OUT...IS IT EVEN A QUESTION DOGS? THIS MOVIE + WEED + A LARGE PIZZA = FUCK YALL NIGGAS IM STAYIN HOME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted April 27, 2009 Author Share Posted April 27, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PQ6335puOc I just posted this in another thread, but these are words to live by. And I have to say that I was never a fan of Red Sonja. I thought Conan the Destroyer was a little weak and watered down as well. Nothing can stand up to the original. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I have heard that the soundtrack is popular amongst IT professionals for use when writing code. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 the poster for the new red sonja is cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted April 27, 2009 Author Share Posted April 27, 2009 JAMES EARL JONES BODYING NIGGAS WITH A SNAKE THAT TURNS INTO AN ARROW? SOME NIGGA WROTE THAT DOWN ON A PIECE OF PAPER FOR JAMES EARL TO ACT IT OUT. Exactly! Who else could have played that part? Sidney Poitier? I don't think so. This is old news, but this shit still cracks me up: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allfreetime Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Conan the Librarian was a much more believable premise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Somebody needs to give Arnold a sword, dress him up like this, and send him to D.C. telling him to fix the economy, nooooowwwww. Shoot him up with some crack and roids on the plane trip there and we'd be looking at a better America instantly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GnomeToys Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Oh shit. I'm gonna watch the living hell out of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I came back to the 12 simply for this thread. Crom count the mother fucking dead because fortune favours the brave. I have about a zillion Conan Saga, Conan Classic, Conan the Barbarian, etc.... comics back home all boarded, sleeved and boxed. I even have a Conan the Barbarian, No1., embossed, signed and certified...., never opened before. Fucking kick arse. If there is ever a Conan remake, it should be animated and not for kids. 'Know, o prince, that between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis and the gleaming cities, and the years of the rise of the Sons of Aryas, there was an Age undreamed of, when shining kingdoms lay spread across the world like blue mantles beneath the stars - Nemedia, Ophir, Brythunia, Hyberborea, Zamora with its dark-haired women and towers of spider-haunted mystery, Zingara with its chivalry, Koth that bordered on the pastoral lands of Shem, Stygia with its shadow-guarded tombs, Hyrkania whose riders wore steel and silk and gold. But the proudest kingdom of the world was Aquilonia, reigning supreme in the dreaming west. Hither came Conan, the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandaled feet.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaP LeTTeRS yO! Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Dungeons and Dragons faggoty, the fuck out of here with this. We roll dice in the hood, but they aint 20 sided. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Doink ^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Dungeons and Dragons faggoty, the fuck out of here with this. We roll dice in the hood, but they aint 20 sided. conan and thulsa doom roll heads. step your game up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaP LeTTeRS yO! Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I'll admit I've never seen it, but I just dont think that the president of california can act that good.... I'll check it out though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Dungeons and Dragons faggoty, the fuck out of here with this. We roll dice in the hood, but they aint 20 sided. NIGGA YOU A NERD JUST FOR KNOWING ABOUT SOME 20 SIDED DICE. A WHITE PERSON HAD TO PUT ME ON TO THAT SHIT AND SINCE THEN IVE USED IT IN MANY A SLAYING. :cool: WHO IS THIS NIGGA THOUGH? OBVIOUSLY ONE OF YALL NIGGAS FUCKIN AROUND. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 FUCK YES!!BATTLE OF THE MOUNDS!! Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Crom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 You already know that this movie is metal as fuck And you already know that R@ndomH3ro has it in his collection case closed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted April 27, 2009 Author Share Posted April 27, 2009 Dungeons and Dragons faggoty, the fuck out of here with this. You've got to be kidding me. Now if you called The Beastmaster "faggoty," I wouldn't argue that at all. But Conan? You must be really young, or fucking with us completely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 man i loved these films when i was growing up and no way should they be remade, they would suck with being all polished and cgi'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grim540 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 The new Conan series that Dark Horse comics started a few years ago was fucking awesome. Just sayin.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animalcocaine Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 someone told me rob zombie is remaking it. doesn't need to be remade but he could make it not so bad i think. i love when he punches that camel. so hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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roadpig Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 i was watching Repo Man the other day and told the person next to me that Miller was funny as Malak from Conan the Destroyer. he had no idea what the hell i was talking about. ever since the end of Destroyer i had been hoping Arnie would make a 3rd movie...Conan the King. maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 The comicbooks and the movies were all badass. He slays so many women in the comics. Aggro-ass CONAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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