johndoe2008 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 PICS OR DIDNT HAPPEN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I knew a dude that used to make unborn babies "go away". If you gave him some weed, he'd go and beat up your pregnant teen girlfriend. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Shit, i could never even start to think of actually going through with somthing like this, but i give you respect for not flipping out at the thought of your girl having a baby squeezed out her at that age and then you two raising the damn thing while your suppose to be out partying and what not, not to mention the whole money it costs thing. That said good luck and good luck to your missus, cause the next 9 months are gonna prolly suck for her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Anyway, all the best twinky. I hope your kid is a girl, and that she grows up to be hotter than Megan Fox, and that I get to fuck her when she turns 18. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 and get her pregnant and make a thread about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 oh yeah twinky, what if it turns out to be a girl? that'd suck. after all the jailbait jokes and€ fucked up porn and shit. that'd be a karmaful bitch. i'd laugh and prop you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Anyway, all the best twinky. I hope your kid is a girl, and that she grows up to be hotter than Megan Fox, and that I get to fuck her when she turns 18. ^LMFAO!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrakFood Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 honestly i dont care what most will say, im actually really family orientated and have always secretly wanted a child. one thing that scares my is the fact that the doctor told my girl that her body is in bad shape from when she was bulimic, so chances are the baby may not make it. which makes me sad. /nh I hope everything goes ok bro. I just found out the sex of mines on the 16th. Good luck to you and your lady bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrakFood Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 So wait.... Why did Eon make this thread??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 coz its all a massive hoax and eon jocks twinky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 so the oontz has another faggotory love couple? what the fuck is happening to this place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrakFood Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 coz its all a massive hoax and eon jocks twinky. This was the first photo to pop up when I googled twinky. :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 not that far from the truth :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 HOAX if not, you know you done fucked up right? Good luck with yer girl wanting to enjoy being 21 with a 2 year old at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 People definitely exagerate the shit anyways. Of course having a kid is time consuming work, but it's not the fucking end of the world like people try to make it out to be. Of course it costs money, but it's not as expensive as people try to make it out to be. Having a kid isn't the end of your life. It's just an important part of your life. I still do the same shit I did before I had a kid, just not as much or often. Having kids is just a part of life. It helps you grow a sense of priorities. But it's not the end of the fucking road like people try and make it out to be. first of all, congratulations twinky! you're a good guy, you're gonna be a great daddy. second of all, i agree 100% with dao. i am pro-choice as a muhfucka, babies aren't for everyone, but i really hate the stigma attached to young people having kids. yeah it slows you down a bit but that's not necessarily a bad thing. it teaches you selflessness and gives you a reason to do your best at life. kids are fucking resilient, as long as it is loved for and you figure out a way to feed and clothe it, it'll be aight. just make sure your beezy lays off the yak and seriously seriously SERIOUSLY take her to a nurse midwife. they are so much better to deal with, they talk to you like a friend or an equal not as some dickhead doctor who's too busy to answer your questions. and they will be really helpful with addiction recovery problems, nutrition stuff, and adjusting once the baby's born--young moms will often skip the breastfeeding because it's hard at first and they're worried it's gonna sag their titties, but it's so important and a nurse-midwife will stick with you and make sure you're comfortable doing it. best of luck! oh yeah, and: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWkZ_StRjU0&feature=player_embedded suckaaaaaaaa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Im calling bullshit.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaP LeTTeRS yO! Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 You better name that shit hitler and sell it on the black market. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Congrats dude, let's see a picture of the little one! If you don't have an ultrasound yet, a picture of the vagina s/he is currently residing in will suffice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I take it this means you aren't going to be attempting suicide then posting about it in Channel 0 anymore? Having a kid cures depression you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Not to put a downer on this shit but didn't you try to kill yourself then made a thread about it? If I'm wrong I'm wrong but I could have sworn that was you. Good luck with the kid by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I think they'll be just fine. At least if Twinkie mans up and stops wearing them gay ass tight pants that is. I found this funny cause I always figured wearing girl pants would slow your flow. Guess not though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Do live at home? Have you established a career for yourself? Do you even have a job? Are you living from paycheque to paycheque? Your girl has health issues, are you prepared to raise a retarded baby? Sorry but unplanned teen pregnancies are irresponsible. Having a kid is a big responsibility, if you're making threads about suicide and now making threads about having kids then what makes you think you're going to be a good parent, for fuck's sake you're still a kid yourself. I suggest you wait 4 years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I found this funny cause I always figured wearing girl pants would slow your flow. Guess not though. i was in a TPWF phase when i made my son the wifey was on birth control too based on a true story starring my nards nh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I dont think there is ever a "right time" to have a baby. At least there doesn't seem to be a portion where everything is hunky dory. Twinky may I give a suggestion, please for the future wellfare of your kid teach it how to drive, so I don't have to pull a pit maneuver out of rage, and end up makin a pavement pizza out of your precious perfect because it doesn't know how to merge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyPillfingers Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Your grandmom was probably younger than that when your grandpop creampied her tight, wet, little babymaker. HAHAHA post of the week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyPillfingers Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 having a kid is like literally the LAST thing on my to-do list fuck kids and fuck families first you got your little shitter whos gonna need THOUSANDS of dollars for eduation food baby sitting not to mention trips to the doctor toys diapers and about 20 hours out of each day until they are 3! then you got your beautiful wife, who will slowly turn into a saggin bitching un attractive peice of flesh who will start to piss you off so much deep down inside so you cheat on her and then she takes HALF HALF!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Beats gettin blown the fuck up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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