Veritably Clean Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 lawyers do make bank, but they're also greedy liars and everyone knows that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 any advertising ideas? You should hire me. I can argue like a motherfucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 As for advertising, I could comandeer some billboards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 You do wheatpastes now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 You do wheatpastes now? Who the fuck said anything about wheatpaste? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 As for advertising, I could comandeer some billboards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 Aren't you the same guy who made a thread like a month ago asking us how to find a lawyer? If so, you sure turned it around from not knowing how to find a lawyer, to getting your degrees and magically becoming a lawyer in that month. great job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 [ATTACH]108544.vB[/ATTACH] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 Aren't you the same guy who made a thread like a month ago asking us how to find a lawyer? If so, you sure turned it around from not knowing how to find a lawyer, to getting your degrees and magically becoming a lawyer in that month. great job! he is the spirit of DIY, dont have a lawyer...fuck it, just become one yourself. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johndoe2008 Posted April 26, 2009 Author Share Posted April 26, 2009 I was that same guy, I wanted advertising advice. Also, is there any way to hang degrees on walls or place them in an office somewhere without nailing the wall or damaging any paint or anything? cause the office Im gonna use is gonna be shared with others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 How old are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 I was that same guy, I wanted advertising advice. Also, is there any way to hang degrees on walls or place them in an office somewhere without nailing the wall or damaging any paint or anything? cause the office Im gonna use is gonna be shared with others. I'm starting to think that you're just some 15 year old kid. Don't make me have to go and sue your parents for your fraudulent activities now. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 So...you managed to become a lawyer without meeting or knowing any other lawyers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johndoe2008 Posted April 26, 2009 Author Share Posted April 26, 2009 I just need ad advice, and how to put up a frame without nails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 I just need ad advice, and how to put up a frame without nails. you are stupid as hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 I just need ad advice, and how to put up a frame without nails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johndoe2008 Posted April 26, 2009 Author Share Posted April 26, 2009 forget it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 You don't know about 3M Picture Hangers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 brush up on torts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 I will take business as it comes. So if a criminal case comes in, or a foreclosure or loan modification, Ill take all of them. So no field. I have very little startup costs, but I need clients. edit: no I dont work in a law office right now. Okay, I officially don't believe you. 1. There's no such thing as a GP attorney/law firm. Not now, not ever. Every firm has a niche even if it's somewhat broad-based- for example, there's IP/patent law, immigration law, property law, criminal law, tort law and so on. That's how it works. 2. Law school/bar exam=startup costs (usually to the tune of $80K or so), and that's before you go into practice. 3. What state did you take the bar in/what's your bar number? Where did you go to school? How long did it take? What firm did you intern at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 4. Subscribe to Lawyers Weekly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 brush up on it with emanuel outlines :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 3. Where did you go to school? edit: holy giant fucking picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 Okay, I officially don't believe you. 1. There's no such thing as a GP attorney/law firm. Not now, not ever. Every firm has a niche even if it's somewhat broad-based- for example, there's IP/patent law, immigration law, property law, criminal law, tort law and so on. That's how it works. 2. Law school/bar exam=startup costs (usually to the tune of $80K or so), and that's before you go into practice. 3. What state did you take the bar in/what's your bar number? Where did you go to school? How long did it take? What firm did you intern at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 The Bob Loblaw Law Blog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Smart Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I can say forget everything you learned in the 'courtroom presence' class... all that shit fails when you get on TV with your ads. I've been thinking for a couple years about drafting a form letter and sending it to all the local lawyers offering cadence lessons and personality coaching. The thing is, they keep making new commercials so they must be making money, but they still come off like stilted stuffed shirt assholes. Also, I could use a job as a legal assistant. NOT a paralegal, I am NOT a paralegal but I'm more than a fair investigator and I'm a bit OCD so I like filing and research, hence the investigation skills. make an offer, don't chase ambulances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omega Man Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Dis guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clownshoes Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 once you have mastered hanging pictures and degrees and such.. the money will roll in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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