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True Story, You're addicted to Porn

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http://www.cracked.com/article_15725_10-steps-porn-addiction-where-are-you.html

 

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The Ten Steps to Porn Addiction: Where are you?

 

1. You find yourself using a great deal of porn;

 

2. You often look at porn rather than other things that are not porn;

 

3. You call in sick to work so you can look at porn;

 

4. You look at porn while at work;

 

5. You apply for and take a job where looking at porn is a requirement;

 

6. You hide your porn habit from your friends and family;

 

7. You no longer feel the need to hide your porn habit from friends and family;

 

8. You find yourself reading porn at a funeral;

 

9. You read porn at the funeral of a man whom you killed for his porn;

 

10. You have paid for internet porn.

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lol, props

 

also calling in sick to stay home and jerk off all day? wtf?

 

i don't know how anyone could be this desperate but not go get hookers or something

 

then again, porn is to hookers as asher roth is to eminem

 

some people have no drive, even when it's something lame like this

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i can only get hard watching elephants eat bananas out of Asian teen girls" asses. I can't come unless I jerk it with a Nintendo power glove. Damn you porno!

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6. You hide your porn habit from your friends and family;

 

7. You no longer feel the need to hide your porn habit from friends and family;

 

 

what the fuck is this contradictory shit.

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hmmm yeah ive paid for a membership or two in tha past....screw it though cause a membership is better than hunting through those damn thumbnails gettn more trojans..

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hmmm yeah ive paid for a membership or two in tha past....screw it though cause a membership is better than hunting through those damn thumbnails gettn more trojans..

 

hahaha you paid for something on the internet?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

redtube.com sucka

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when someone comes to my house for entertainment i play the latest video off the back door sluts series. does that make me a porn addict?

 

:D

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