a/s/l? Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 That's it. If I get fucking swine flu i'm going to be very mad. Then probably make a channel on JTV so y'all can watch me slowly die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 i think we're all due for a new pandemic, all these little ones are just distracting us from the goverments plan to genetically engineering a virus. lolz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 "The Horsemen are drawing nearer On the leather steeds they ride They have come to take your life On through the dead of night With the four Horsemen ride or choose your fate and die" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 i hope i dont die from this shit http://www.opednews.com/articles/Mexican-Swine-Flu--An-Adv-by-Lord-Stirling-090425-757.html Young healthy adults seem to be the most at risk. This is similar to the deadest killer flu in history, Spanish Flu in 1918. Most if not all nations with advanced biological warfare programs have been interested in recreating the Spanish Flu DNA sequence and several are reported to have done so. The new Mexican Swine Flu has elements of DNA from the following: avian flu, human flu Type A, human flu Type B, Asian swine flu, and European swine flu. A strange combination never seen before and having less than 1/10% chance of being a natural event. Human and animal viruses from four or more continents suddenly recombine in a new flu during a non-flu season that spreads from human-to-human with a 10% fatality rating. The article goes on to say: This new flu is likely a lab-created, genetically engineered virus that either: (1) Escaped accidentally from a lab; or (2) was deliberately released by a nation or non-state organization or a well-trained individual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 Holy shit I didn't think this was like that srs. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 wall street journal's article: Scientists are baffled and deeply worried by the latest outbreak of swine flu for two reasons: It appears to combine bird, swine and human viruses in a way that hasn't been seen before, and it is spreading from person to person. Although swine flu has been known to sporadically infect people, it has usually occurred in rare cases in which the virus jumps from swine to humans who are directly exposed to the animals, such as pig farmers. The virus that has surfaced in Mexico -- and apparently California and Texas -- is known as A/H1N1, a strain that hasn't been previously detected in pigs or humans. According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta, there have been some documented cases of a person-to-person jump. In 1988, for example, an apparent swine-flu infection in the U.S. was transmitted from a patient to health-care workers who were in close contact with the person. However, neither of the two California children diagnosed with the illness this spring had close contact with pigs. This, the CDC said, "increases the possibility that human-to-human transmission of this new influenza has occurred." Not all pandemics are lethal, and it is far from clear whether the current swine flu infecting people could be the beginnings of a global outbreak. However, the World Health Organization is worried enough that it has alerted an expert panel that can recommend whether to raise the alert level for a global pandemic. New viral strains arise through a process called antigenic shift, or reassortment, when at least two viruses combine. This can happen when a cell is infected by two different flu viruses and some of their genes are exchanged during replication. Pigs are especially prone to be such "mixing vessels" since they can be infected by viruses that infect swine, birds and humans. Reassortment is often seen in water birds, especially ducks. Though these birds don't show symptoms, they shed the virus in their feces -- which could go on to infect pigs or possibly humans who come in close contact. The CDC said some of the genetic segments of the current swine-flu virus come from bird-flu viruses found in North America, plus one gene segment from a human-flu virus and two gene segments typically seen in pig-flu viruses in Europe and Asia. Symptoms are similar to those found in seasonal human flu, including fever, respiratory symptoms, nausea, vomiting and diarrhea. The virus is sensitive to both oseltamivir, a medication whose brand name is Tamiflu, and zanamivir, or Relenza. New viruses that emerge this way -- through antigenic shift -- have in the past been the culprits behind pandemics because they infect populations that have no immunity to the novel bug. Past pandemics, such as one that appeared in 1957 in Asia and another that surfaced in 1968 in Hong Kong, originated from flu viruses in birds. In recent years, public-health experts have been fearful about a potential pandemic triggered by the H5N1 bird-flu virus, which has spread from poultry to humans and killed several hundred people since 2003. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 I just saw on the news that the flu has reached new york city with 13 kids in queens who have it as well as a few other cities. FUCK!! time to break out the surgical masks like SARS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 i am so glad i'm done with school for the year anyone coughing near me is gonna get shunned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalicoCakes Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 I aint the one for a punk motha fucka with a badge and a gun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 The flu that crossed the border Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allfreetime Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 It's an illegal flu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 Well, if a ton of people die, then there will be more jobs available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 very bad news for team bacon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/04/26/swine.flu/index.html Ok, I take back what I said... 22 cases in New Zealand, schools in New York... This is going to get interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 BREAKING NEWS. WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE. No wait, I am in England, I will be ok. GOOD LUCK AMERICA. Not to worry. If this reaches the status of a full blown pandemic you'll get your turn too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flowsmith Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 This is really scaring me, i've had some type of infection/flu for the past 3 weeks, and im constantly in contact with dirty Mexicans. Realistically, i 'know' i don't have the swine flu, but that doesn't stop me from worrying. /hopingidontgottheAIDSoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allfreetime Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 The Department of Health and Human Services has declared a public health emergency in connection with the swine flu outbreak that has killed people in Mexico, Janet Napolitano, director of Homeland Security said today. The number of cases confirmed in the United States by the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is now 20, including eight New York City high school students. Other cases are in Ohio, California, Texas and Kansas. Patients have ranged in age from 9 to over 50. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 im watching msnbc right now and they're talking about where its reached in 1 day, its in CALI,KANSAS,COLORADO,NEW YORK, TEXAS,OHIO, and its just been confirmed of 3 cases in CANADA.its all young people too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Spitfire15 Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 I just got a soar throat the other night and I feel kind of drained. Fuck mexicans. Im leaving the country. So hopefully I get out before this shit goes bananas. Or I happen to be the one to carry it to mainland Europe. Sorry guys. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eaten By Wolves Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 I just got off the phone with my parents who are stuck in the airport at cancun, I guess they can't leave or something. Bad timing for a vacation. SWINE FLU SPRNG BREAK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 i got my gun if that flu comes to my door im shootin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/04/26/swine.flu/index.html The declaration is part of a "standard operating procedure" that will make available additional government resources to combat the virus, Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano said at the White House. See you in the fema camps everybody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 Hold off on the FEMA camps until next Tuesday. By then Ill be long gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 Hey if more than one 0ontzer gets this, We will make the JTV video feed of all of us dieing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 ^^^^agreed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 But noone is allowed to ban the eThugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 the government im sure is behind this. no tinfoilhead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eaten By Wolves Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 CAN WE STILL EAT BACON!?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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