delonemonkey Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 yea just stay away from them mexicans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eaten By Wolves Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 I am going to be pissed if I catch this from bacon, pizza, or jerky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 I'm going to be pissed if I catch it from all the mexicans I kill and eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2009 Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 so that means the the bird flu is no longer a problem and i can throw away my tamiflu stock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eaten By Wolves Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 If someone on this forum catches swine flu we should detail exactly what happens to them, for science. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 iM GOING TO BE PISSED IF i FIND MY GARDENER EATING BACON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vulcan5 Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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a/s/l? Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 Vulcan bringin' hope. Continue if you must. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 this gives me a great reason to call off work tomorrow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 wait, people actually think this is really something to worry about? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 I hear you're changing your screen name to SpreadSwineFlu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 This is really scaring me, i've had some type of infection/flu for the past 3 weeks, and im constantly in contact with dirty Mexicans. Realistically, i 'know' i don't have the swine flu, but that doesn't stop me from worrying. /hopingidontgottheAIDSoner Stop picking up Mexican hookers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 It could get ugly... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eaten By Wolves Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Careful, swine flu is known for being highly crafty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Here is a copy of a the last part of a conversation that I found particularly funny from another forum. I cut out the names. BGR is a guy who is always talking about how the sky is falling and everyone needs to ammo up for the apocalypse. Perhaps you could suggest to your supervisor at the Census that your duties could be expanded to that of extermiinator. If you encounter a person with flu symptoms, a small bonus could be added to your paycheck for each such person exterminated. BTW, if Mrs. Bgr, or the little Bgr's (if any) get the sniffles will you be performing the extermination or call CDC for assistance? Re: TIME TO EXTERMINATE PEOPLE W/FLU SEAL THE BORDER Mr. Bgr isn't concerned about a Mrs. or little Bgr. He told us not long ago that "one can get another family like getting another job". Re: TIME TO EXTERMINATE PEOPLE W/FLU SEAL THE BORDERS YES WHEN YOUR LIFE IS ON THE LINE --TAKE EM OUT--YOU CAN GET ANOTHER FAMILY--LOVE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SURVIVAL--AS I'LL SAY TO THEM ITS BEEN NICE KNOWING YOU- WE NEED TO WATCH THIS ILLNESS CAREFULLY BUT NOT TO HESITATE TOO LONG-- THERE ARE WELL OVER 5 MILLION AIDS VICTUMS THAT DIDN;T HAVE TO BE VICTUMS---TDD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I hear you're changing your screen name to SpreadSwineFlu :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Never mind, not as funny in quotes as it was at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 i had to go to K mart as well as home depot today hella mexicans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eaten By Wolves Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 if it turns out to be zombies, then lets do this. I've been ready. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 "The worrisome new virus — which combines genetic material from pigs, birds and humans in a way researchers have not seen before — also sickened at least eight people in Texas and California, though there have been no deaths in the U.S." http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=103459566 "Dr. Wooten says it's unclear how people were exposed to swine flu. She says none of the patients have had any contact with pigs. " http://www.kpbs.org/news/local;id=14442 http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20090424.wvswine_flu0424/VideoStory/International/?pid=RTGAM.20090424.wswine0424 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 the government im sure is behind this. no tinfoilhead Obama visited the curator of the Mexican Museum who died the day after Obama left of swine flu.... Has anyone seen the President since? You would think that he would have had a press conference by now, unless he's dead too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 "The worrisome new virus — which combines genetic material from pigs, birds and humans in a way researchers have not seen before — Wait now, so does the virus combine genetic material from those three species, or does it combine genetic material from the three respective strains of flu that infect them? Also, this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Everyone will be fine, just dodge law enforcement even harder to avoid their piggy disease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE STAY POSITIVE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Wait now, so does the virus combine genetic material from those three species, or does it combine genetic material from the three respective strains of flu that infect them? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swine_Flu http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124061694466055035.html there are doctors who are saying this looks like some lab born virus. bioweapons, lol? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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