john_gacy Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 A good 7.5% extra-stout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Creampuff Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 STAGES OF DRUNKENNESS Stage 1 - SMART This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART. Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun. Stage 3 - RICH This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armored truck full of money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you will win all your bets. It doesn't matter how much you bet 'cos you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, because now you are the BEST LOOKING person in the world. Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because nothing can hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge to a battle of wits or money. You have no fear of losing this battle because you are SMART, you are RICH and hell, you're BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway! Stage 5 - INVISIBLE This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. At this point you can do anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person who wants to fight you. You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you and because you're still SMART and you know all the words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 beer quotes 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not. ---Stephen Wright When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! ---Brian O'Rourke Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life. ---Michelle Mastrolacasa The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. ---William Butler Yeats Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. ---Ernest Hemingway A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. ---W.C. Fields When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. ---Henny Youngman I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. ---Frank Sinatra Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. ---David Moulton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brothhalynch Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 cornonas today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Scotch ale with honey A tasty 10.8% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 gouden carolus easter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 So, I picked up a tactical nuclear penguin. It was not cheap. I'm going to a BA tasting this saturday in austin. I'm personally bringing: 2010 Chimay Blue Magnum 2010 Mikkeller Santa's Little Helper 2010 Tactical Nuclear Penguin. 32% 2010 Mikkeller-BrewDog Tokio 18.7% There will be some other stupidly nice things there as well. I'm gonna be drunk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Found out a few more that are going to be there: GooseIsland BC Rare GooseIsland BC Coffee GooseIsland BC 2008 and 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shittles..TasteTheAsshole Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 I am trying Molson XXX 7.3% - Ice brewed - No preservatives. so far suprisingly smooth for the strength of the beer, I give it 8 out of 10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 crooked don't play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 currently touchin all up on a old guardian belgo 2011. mehh. it has some flavor to it that i'm not enjoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bed. Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Nothing special, but Sierra Nevada is my shit right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anything goes Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 I recently had the Sierra Nevada 2x4 on Draft, it got an A on Beer Advocate - as well as Oak Aged Life and Limb (I think I mentioned that on here though) and the Sierra Nevada 2011 Pro Am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 how was the oak aged life and limb? also that 2x4 sounds delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 crooked - or any of yalls for that matter, suggest a barley wine that i could bring camping - aka drink fairly warm. looking for something strong to sip on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anything goes Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 how was the oak aged life and limb? also that 2x4 sounds delicious. The oak aged life and limb was really good. It had a strong bourbon taste from the oak barrels, very malty, almost no carbonation and a lot of dark fruit spice flavors coming through. It's good to see Sierra following the times and stepping up their game when it comes to making more experimental beers (ie. the 2 x 4). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 choc- sierra nevada bigfoot, always good, always strong. edit- thought of a few more: pike's old baudy barlewine. anchor old foghorn is a fairly good session barley wine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 thank you sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 more than welcome. I am dying for this tasting this weekend. HOW DO I SIT WITH AN 80 DOLLAR BEER IN MY CLOSET AND NOT DRINK IT!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
menaceIIsobriety Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 on another note, god damn crooks has a good eye! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Night cap... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tr808 Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 I am super into anyone who makes a good Saison. Yards is doing it pretty good for a domestic craft... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatGatsby Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Hey 808, give this a shot if your in the northeast 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 ^ that shit is GOOOOOOD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
menaceIIsobriety Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 must spread 88 that shit did, "shut me down" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 DELICIOUS. almost a mesquite taste Limited release so other than you dudes in the bay, may be hard to find. If you do, drink it up! I'm gonna try to get my hands on a case or two. One for enjoyment....maybe attempt aging the other? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
menaceIIsobriety Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 trade? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 I'm gonna try to hunt some down tomorrow. If I get kynhands on some I'll be down for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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