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  • 1 year later...
glad you made this thread.

Ive been shitting nothing but brown liquid for the past 2 days. Just brown liquid. And my stomach grumbles loud as hell. and the diarea stinks bad as hell too.

food poisoning i think.



also, they say that the worse your farts stink the unhealthier you are. The worst farts in the world are dying cancer patients. so go ahead and worry.



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once upon a time.. i got on an elevator alone at a hotel and I really had this urge to let one out. so after holding it for as long as i could, I finally let it out to stink up the elevator with the funkiest shit. hoping to god that nobody gets on on the floor that I had to get off on


so the door opens up and standing there are 3 fine looking Italians girls waiting to get on. So i get off as fast as I could and walk straight to my room and i could hear these girls just start cracking up. I've never felt more embarrassed in my life

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