Frate_Raper Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 smell very bad right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 mine too...high protein content Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Mine too, dead gerbils. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Word to 6000 Frate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
statenisland Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 glad you made this thread. Ive been shitting nothing but brown liquid for the past 2 days. Just brown liquid. And my stomach grumbles loud as hell. and the diarea stinks bad as hell too. food poisoning i think. also, they say that the worse your farts stink the unhealthier you are. The worst farts in the world are dying cancer patients. so go ahead and worry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHIT$REAK Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Smite Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 You're also supposed to shit ATLEAST thee times a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 dude every time i expel gas from my asshole it smells like shitol-a i;m drunk as hel right now... i hope yuo guys i dont knoe poop is funny but smelly and i whatever have a goos night walker signin g out1aki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 word my farts were killer after the chilli and cheese omlet i ate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 I cant wait to smell my farts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 I cant wait to smell my farts. Good job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 I can't, by princiiple, have anything to do with this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 what did god say do princess die when she got to heaven? wipe that merk off your face. I herd diana was on the radio... and the dashboard, and the steering wheel. 100%WOFLS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 :lol: ^ What do a bee and a Mercedes have in common... They both make royal jelly. On another note, my farts are vile right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 smell very bad right now yeah raping frates can do that to you. /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skirmfirm Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 i share a bed with my girl and i fart fuckin loads sometimes she makes me sleep on the floor when i was in a police cell over night i was smellin my farts cos they reminded me of home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 fart nostalgia is such a good feeling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skirmfirm Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 yeh specially when you get one you havent smelt for a long time when my grandad dies im gonna miss his farts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skirmfirm Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 *and him of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toprock Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 when i was in a police cell over night i was smellin my farts cos they reminded me of home ive been in similar situations. its amazing how the simple things in life are often the best thanks for sharing that, the oontz just got better /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 I cant wait to smell my farts. They finally have arrived.. And boy do they smell weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Price250 Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 I still can't figure out why farts smell worse in a bathtub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skirmfirm Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Fart in a swimming pool and catch the bubbles in your mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 I still cant figure out what happens to my jizz when i rub one out in the shower... Anyone? Shit turns into some kind of non hardening rubber cement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skirmfirm Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 URGH STFU IM EATIN OCEAN PIE AND IT LOOKS TOTALY DIFFERENT NOW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 I still cant figure out what happens to my jizz when i rub one out in the shower... Anyone? Shit turns into some kind of non hardening rubber cement. In the shower my jizz usually ends up in my sisters ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 LOL WHUT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skirmfirm Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Fart in a swimming pool and catch the bubbles in your mouth SERIOUSLY TRY IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Fart in a swimming pool and catch the bubbles with your mouth? I'm going to try that out. My farts smell like a mix of eggs and some kind of toxic sewer hole. I have made people gag from smelling them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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