lord_casek Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 a device to convert cow farts into fuel for a scooter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 My friend had an idea that's pretty fucking normal, a sex toy for pedo'z, it's an infant you fuck. There is a lot more details but besides all that, I always thought it would be a good idea to design a program that judges females on myspace scale from 1-10 by the outline of their body, telling you whether to add or not. Like, do you really want a 4 on your friends list? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 breathmints that make your breath and farts smell like peppermint.. and possibly a way to keep bananas from turning all mushy brown when you put them ontop of the fridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 i was thinking that they should have water activated air fresheners for whenever you take shits in public bathrooms and are embarrassed by the smell. then i realized its the fear of farting in front of unknown strangers that makes the experience so awkward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a kid growin up Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Fart silencers. Just a cushion you put in your pants that will make farts quieter. I swear people would by that. Like business women that have bad gas and don't want to be embarressed at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 ^^fart screens built inside underwear ... like say you had some bad fajitas last night and you had to go to work the next day and work with alot of people in a close group indoors, the fart screen would not only muffle the sound of the fart but transmogrify the smell into something pleasant ...like a cinnamon roll or peach cobbler the screens would be flexible enough and light enough to handle all sorts of rugged abuse, like biking , swimming or watching a movie with a girl on a first date yea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a kid growin up Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 We should start a company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 for real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a kid growin up Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Moogle and Kids Fart Stoppers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bird Flu Sanwich Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 ^^fart screens built inside underwear ... like say you had some bad fajitas last night and you had to go to work the next day and work with alot of people in a close group indoors, the fart screen would not only muffle the sound of the fart but transmogrify the smell into something pleasant ...like a cinnamon roll or peach cobbler the screens would be flexible enough and light enough to handle all sorts of rugged abuse, like biking , swimming or watching a movie with a girl on a first date yea Already out there FART SCREENS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a kid growin up Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 But does it stop the sound? I think not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Implants for this beezy:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 and does it come in pine green and peaches&cream scents ? i think not is it water proof, flame retardent, biodegradable, msg free? nay i say this is a new product for the new age! gone are the woes of embarrassment and awkward moments! THIS WE BRING TO YOU A NEW DREAM OF HOPE AND PEACE !! LIVE LIFE LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER LIVED IT BEFORE, FREE OF THE BURDENS OF GASTROLITOUS GRAND MAL !! REJOICE IN THE CHOOSING OF 235 WONDERFUL SCENTS! worry no more about making bubbles in the pool, not only do our screens prevent this but they make the water taste like grape soda or any one of our 98 flavors to choose from. TRADEMARKED LAST THURSDAY BY AKGU & MOG? INCORPORATED....looks like we maaade it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a kid growin up Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 We could actually market this shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 too late! "CASEK'S FART MAGIC" has been trademarked as of 15 mintues ago. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lord_casek Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 i'm joking i called it "CASEK'S MAGICAL POO KILLING DEATHSTAR WRIGHT BROTHERS HOVERCRAFT NIGGA-O-MATIC INSERT" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 i'd buy one i'd like to see icecream that never melted, or coffer that always stayed warm... or how about bowls plates and cups that had buttons on the that instantly made your food cold warm or hot, and had a sensor on it so that it would only affect edible foods. or make it so that the plate warmed the food instantly and also became edible .. or it instantly warmed or food became edible also and then turned into a capsule that you swallow. and had a time release signal to your brain that made your taste buds taste whatever you just ate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 little home kits for microgrowing kind bud. maybe a mini hydro kit, a mini soil kit, and a mini aero kit. 1 or 2 plants at a time type grow op. It looks like its not that hard to put together something small. I found this link a few days ago when i was dorking around on some other forum: http://www.instructables.com/id/E0FMK00IQ9ERV7BV0P/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 or how about pot that cooks noodles perfectly everytime i'm so tired of having to pay attention to my top ramen all the time... top ramen doesnt care about people with adhd so why should i be a slave to my noodles... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 eye drops that work when i gotta go to family functions or work after taking an 8th to the dome.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 SUSHI THAT EATS YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 a mute button for women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 I just drew schematics of a rail gun that can shoot satellites into the orbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 50 cent shouldnt just be banned from Canada but the entire Western hemisphere 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 we dont want him, im pretty sure south american and thailand agree. You made him you deal with him foolio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 I always thought flavored envelope adhesive could take off. Fuck emails, everyone will want to send cards again the old fashioned way, with new school flavors like Mango, strawberry kiwi, banana, and grape. Oh and it would be totally edible, devoid of any toxins. Don't wanna end up like George's girl. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a kid growin up Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 Stores that have a menu of everything that you can buy. You press a few buttons for whatever you want and then inside some robot arm picks everything out and it comes out for you. Of course there would be some kind of ATM machine type thing that would take your money. Eventually machines will take human's place in the workforce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 yo i gotta good ideaaa iafter i stop drinikg there should eb a girl who looks justn like jasmine from disney (liek the princess she was a smash and hotness) who gets on a magic carpet and picks you up and then she blows you like not any strings or anything (no strings?!?!) and then qe win cause we justy got blown by a disney charactewr so BITCH waddup.. thatss my good idea 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 I DID NOT EDIT THAT NOR DID ALLFREETIME WHUUT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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