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soupBDC, April 9, 2008 in Channel Zero
diamonds and girls for free!!!!
i would like to have a tool that can open any type of jar, lid, top to a marker without getting blisters and shit like that on my hands.
It's a circular piece of rubber that gives you a better grip on the cap of whatever you're trying to open.
Have sets of action figures that would have war with each other. Like have really intelligent AI and you could just watch them shoot at each other and see who wins. That would be really entertaining........or maybe i'm just a nut.
No, this is fucking amazing!
people put up reward signs for lost pets.
but what do people love more than their pets?
yup, their kids!
so if we can just borrow some kids for a couple days and wait for the reward signs to go up and then turn them in, wed all be rich!
What about cars? Do the same thing with a few cars and put them on Craigslist...in the lost and found and automotive sections. Play both ends for a sure win, and everyone's happy.
A way to punch people in the face through the internet.
DING DING DING DING DING...punching people through the internet FTW
flat escalators everywhere. not just the airport.
its not an escalator if its flat.
sorry i felt like being a penis.
Bring the invite system back to OZ
make opiates and synthetic opiate pain killers otc.
Then I'd never get anything done.
propped. except i would like something more along the lines of shooting a portal in my computer screen that sends the bullet through the other persons computer screen.
on one of these
real talk i said it here first!
kidnapping pets and claiming the reward money.
a microwave that cools food down.
I'l like to see a breakfast delivery service somewhere around my house.
Make police officers have to run for re-election every year based on their performance and relationship with the community
Hold CEOs personally responsible for the actions of the corporations they represent
Get rid of the DEA and leave drug interdiction to the discretion of local law enforcement
Promote renewable energy sources
Create a 50% sales tax on gasoline and put a recycling surcharge on all new vehicles sold
pasta sandwiches ! :)
if ihop delivered, that would be the shit. cinna-stacks all day.
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