CALIgula Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 good idea: people put up reward signs for lost pets. but what do people love more than their pets? yup, their kids! so if we can just borrow some kids for a couple days and wait for the reward signs to go up and then turn them in, wed all be rich! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 What about cars? Do the same thing with a few cars and put them on Craigslist...in the lost and found and automotive sections. Play both ends for a sure win, and everyone's happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 A way to punch people in the face through the internet. DING DING DING DING DING...punching people through the internet FTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 flat escalators everywhere. not just the airport. its not an escalator if its flat. sorry i felt like being a penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 Bring the invite system back to OZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 Legalize it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 make opiates and synthetic opiate pain killers otc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 make opiates and synthetic opiate pain killers otc. Then I'd never get anything done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 A way to punch people in the face through the internet. propped. except i would like something more along the lines of shooting a portal in my computer screen that sends the bullet through the other persons computer screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PLEZO1SON Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 mmm baaacccooonnnn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 page 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PLEZO1SON Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 on one of these real talk i said it here first! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 slicing bread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 kidnapping pets and claiming the reward money. a microwave that cools food down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a kid growin up Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 a microwave that cools food down. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 I'l like to see a breakfast delivery service somewhere around my house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 More seriously- Legalize squatting Make police officers have to run for re-election every year based on their performance and relationship with the community Hold CEOs personally responsible for the actions of the corporations they represent Get rid of the DEA and leave drug interdiction to the discretion of local law enforcement Promote renewable energy sources Create a 50% sales tax on gasoline and put a recycling surcharge on all new vehicles sold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 pasta sandwiches ! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRILLionare Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 if ihop delivered, that would be the shit. cinna-stacks all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted April 11, 2008 Author Share Posted April 11, 2008 More seriously- Make police officers have to run for re-election every year based on their performance and relationship with the community Promote renewable energy sources There's a cop at my friend's dojo. Nice guy I guess, but he told me Oakland's understaffed by about 200 police officers because noone wants to work in Oakland. I guess you could argue we really need quality over quantity but I think the only way we could put it to a vote is if there was a greater demand to be an oakland cop... which means the crime rate needs to drop first, then we can clean up the police force. I think we should try it out in the burbs where there's a force of 10 or 20. You might be able to get something passed there and if it works get it passed back here. Also check out my "Gat damn hippies" thread on that renewable energy sources... or do this: Drill a hole about 500 feet into your lawn. Drop two pipes connected at the bottom and top, fill the pipe with water and since the ground stays at a constant temperature while the air outside is colder/hotter than the ground, BOOM: geothermal well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 online brail? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
statenisland Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 a pack of mixed cigaretes, like just one pack has newports, marlboros, wisntons, etc. in that one pack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Cigarettes are a bad idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a kid growin up Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 online brail? Thats clever. For real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Already been done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a kid growin up Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Oh. Still shits clever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
statenisland Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 good idea: taking ideas from this thread and patenting them and making money off them. good idea:A barber shop in chicagos near west suburbs that caters to black/puertorican type hair cuts.fades, tapers, etc. I swear there is none. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 kidnapping pets and claiming the reward money. i already took this idea and improved it...see page 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
statenisland Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 good idea: becoming friendly with an alcoholic/drug addict and when hes all fucked up and powerless, steal some money from him, among other things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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