soupBDC Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 Chimpanzees on average are 4-7 times stronger than humans. Tigers are tigers. We should add animals into the ufc. I want to see a couple UFC champions punch out a tiger, then lose to a chimpanze who has em both in a choke hold. If you can demagenetize the entire iron hull of a submarine to the point it doesn't show up on radar, you sure as fuck can get a gun through airport security. Why does the history channel do the stupidest shit? "The history of bigfoot," for example. Or "Did Jesus's crucification hurt?" Another one was "What really happened at roswell? We'll ask every fucking nut we can find and leave you wanting your two hours back!" We know what happened at roswell. It was a bunch of what were called, "Disc microphones" or back in the day just called "discs" sent up into what's called the "sound channel" using weather balloons so we could hear soviet nuclear testing thousands of miles away. When the military came out and said "we recovered flying discs" the news fucked up and interpreted it as "flying saucers." The military, working with idiot businessmen as always, retracted the statement and never explained what it was until a few years later. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHIT$REAK Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 good idea? wrap it. /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 i like the discovery channel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 head on the first date is mandatory. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pissdrunkwhat?! Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 haha props to spitfire, id have knocked out half of 12oz by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CMF Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 what's a condom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWITCHAHOUSE Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 what's a condom? i think there ballons...... i dont know.........:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANALPUDDING Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 make guns illegal. and cigarettes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phax Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 kill all the morons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 Start with yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted April 10, 2008 Author Share Posted April 10, 2008 So we've got two posts on the same page about condoms, some tiny titties covered in rawbacon, and killing morons. Posting isn't a right people, it's a privilege. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phax Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 Start with yourself. i'll leave the honor up to you my brother.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xHOPEx Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 i would like to have a tool that can open any type of jar, lid, top to a marker without getting blisters and shit like that on my hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 the fuck kinda markers are you using son? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a kid growin up Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 Have sets of action figures that would have war with each other. Like have really intelligent AI and you could just watch them shoot at each other and see who wins. That would be really entertaining........or maybe i'm just a nut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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shai Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 i would like to have a tool that can open any type of jar, lid, top to a marker without getting blisters and shit like that on my hands. It's a circular piece of rubber that gives you a better grip on the cap of whatever you're trying to open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 Have sets of action figures that would have war with each other. Like have really intelligent AI and you could just watch them shoot at each other and see who wins. That would be really entertaining........or maybe i'm just a nut. No, this is fucking amazing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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