IOU Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Already twice tonight I've had to kick out a homeless person from my building. She keeps saying she is here for a neighbor that isn't even home. And then I got people leaving their furniture outside without calling the city to pick it up.. Some shit just gets on my nerves. People smoking meth in the parking lot across the way and its not that bad of an area. Not too bad anyways. Rant over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 you damn punk kids GET OFF MY LAWN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 orly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 and its not that bad of an area. Well, it is now. they've migrated for spring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Tell the homeless woman to eat the furniture, and if she does you'll give her $20 to buy meth in the parking lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted April 5, 2008 Author Share Posted April 5, 2008 My building use to be worse though. Once we got rid of the meth heads and all the tweeker cholos that came with them it was nice. Mind you I live on the second floor and this lady is right out my door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 damn, i bet your hoverround is taking a beatin! and if she's right outside your door, why havent you taken a picture of her yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 only way to solve this: PUNCH TO THE VAGINA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted April 5, 2008 Author Share Posted April 5, 2008 damn, i bet your hoverround is taking a beatin! and if she's right outside your door, why havent you taken a picture of her yet? Oh snap!! I forgot the golden rule of the 12.. Pics or it didn't happen. The Hover is in the shop. I tried going uphill and that shit did the death roll on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensa Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 pics or it didn't happen. And yes.... vag punch for sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted April 5, 2008 Author Share Posted April 5, 2008 I was talking to my friend and she said to call the cops. Are you fucking crazy do you what would happen to my 12oz rep??? She asked what the hell is 12oz? I ended the call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 You could always callthe cops like Blood Fart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 I posted that before you posted the cop mention. Weird. Totally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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IOU Posted April 5, 2008 Author Share Posted April 5, 2008 3rd times the charm. I knew that bitch would be back. She's too good to sleep on the ground floor. That bitch is movin' on up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Was that after the Falcon Punch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted April 5, 2008 Author Share Posted April 5, 2008 Basically. Wasn't even my best falcon punch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 pour water on that bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 ...or boiling oil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted April 5, 2008 Author Share Posted April 5, 2008 Haha.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Dumielle Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 pee on her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Boiling oil + hot pee = bum vinagrette Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 She did pass out with her shoes on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phax Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 GANGSTA GAYS . COM @@@@@@@@@@@@@ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 sounds like a good way to get rid of the emptys not sure if you got bottle return where you at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 oh no it sounds like that area is plenty bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Price250 Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 :lol: Thanks for actually posting a pic! Idiots out the making shit up. :mad: Never know who to believe. As Dave Chappelle (sp?) would say, sprinkle some crack on her. She will get up an run away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 The only thing to do here is make a flamethrower out of a super soaker and some gasoline and start cleaning up the neighborhood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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