TreSixO Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 well, Swishahouse tried to make the styrofoam cup the new pimp cup, but Paul Walls chain ended up looking more like a drainpipe than a cup and they dropped it... But even tho Im like straight up hip hop you dont stop gully in the streets ride till I die and whatnot, I am also trying to step my alkie game up, and I just cant drink that much beer anymore, so I been on a serious martini kick. I did catering many years back, and know some bar tricks. I dont fuck with anything but Grey Goose... even though its blown out and overpriced thanks to dumbass rappers who rep it because it rymes with "juice"... but Belvedere sucks. I like Nemerof but its not quite good enough... see the problem is I dont fuck with vermouth, not one bit. I mix em with with specialty olives (stuffed with bleu cheese, garlic, onions, etc) and pour a little of the olive brine in... so basically Im drinking straight vodka, ran over ice, with some salt in there Theres a discount liquor/beer wearhouse a few blocks away and I bought 3$ martini glass and got a grey goose frosted glass shaker for 14$ So any other vodka reccomendations? It must be of higher quality than goose (I keep a stock of absolut for the bitches already) Also if you mention some fag drink with parasols and fruit juice your getting slapped. And Ill save it all for you , Ill do it first YOU SOUND LIKE A TIGHT PANTS ROICKING HIPSTER YOU FAGGOTT (I was on the way to the new lacoste store too, it dont get no gayer than that) But godamn, pulling up next to some girls with my boy in the LaCrosse bumpin 3-6 and I cheers them with a full martini at a red light\//priceless then the other took a chug of beefeater. gawd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 /no martinis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 asjhfiuahglerbvlhfeghajeirghiferrrisbuellerrjgoireajgoireag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted April 4, 2008 Author Share Posted April 4, 2008 Ive always been a vodka guy... I can chuck Jack, if you live in TN you are burnt out on that shit, or you are a toothless morphene addict who swapped jack black for water 20 years ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 i can't say i've ever had a martini am i missing out on life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trill Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 i'm on that grey goose do i know you? no (that's all) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 martini's are for rich people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted April 4, 2008 Author Share Posted April 4, 2008 i'm on that grey goose do i know you? no (that's all) and I was on my way to the Green Hills mall, you know about it Trill I was on that concrete CD, with the Jeezy version Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TreSixO Posted April 4, 2008 Author Share Posted April 4, 2008 for the bitches and mixed with oj or as a bloody mary what you get in your drink at the bar never had it, havnt heard good things been looking at it... is it good? TreSix0 vodka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 I'll say it. Call me a choad smuggler or what you will. Beer tastes like shit to me. The only beer I can handle and drink all night is Red Beers. Red Beers: Budlight or your favorite beer brand mixed with Tomato Juice. 3/4 Beer 1/4 Tomato Juice. Add salt and pepper for more flavoring. This drink is a match made in heaven with 3 chicken tacos on white, with a side of beans and rice. Budlight got hip to that shit and now sells that stuff already canned and seasoned for your enjoyment. They call them Cheladas. Sorry that was off the subject. Just thought some of you guys would want to try one of those. Every person I have asked from out of town always trips the fuck out on the combination, and then ends up loving the shit out them. These Martini's you type of, I have tried a Martini once or 57 times or so. Hell, I even went to the trouble of going to a martini only bar. They were iiiiigggghhhhtt. But, I could never understand it. All alcohol, to me anyway, is not very pleasant at all. But, I respect the Martini for it's classy looks and powerful punch. I even tried the Apple Martini. Not bad. However amongst you Martini enthusiasts apparently that is a straight bitch made drank. I liked the taste. It wasn't over powering like a Dry Martini is. To be honest, I gagged a few times while drinking a straight up Dry Martini. Don't get me wrong I'll drink them shits and try and look classy all night long. But deep down I know I'm fronting when I drink them shits. They are hella expensive at bars and I'm a bummy broke fucker. All that goes without saying...... I do like bitch made flavored Martinis......Go ahead chime in and call me a rod rider for liking them flavored ones. Whatever, I'm down with Martinis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted April 4, 2008 Author Share Posted April 4, 2008 martini's are for rich people no, they are for ballers James Bond fucked mad fine bitches, wore the freshest gear, was always riffin with super villains and had crazy guns and laser watches, but he never owned a house, all the cars he driove werent his, and he was always like "dont slack on my liquor my dude, you need to bust out the shaker and imma leave you like a 20, otherwise Im d'in out the bathroom window on a zip line before I pay my tab" Rich people have equity. Martinis are for ballers like me -signed, the james bond of the hood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 absolut and smirnoff are usually the bitches picks... well around here at least.. if they get vodka, its usually one of those.. svedka is pretty good too and its not that bad in price... 360 i've never had... i heard things about it... also LEVEL VODKA is pretty good too.. plus the bottle is thick as fuck so it wont break if you bust it over someones dome... (dont ask) if anything you can go with the cheap shit... ^^^^^^ god that shit is disgusting.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Heeeeeeeeeey girl Heeeeey girl Hey girl Lets go have some drinks! Apple Martinis Cosmopolitans Pina Coladas I got alotta dollars! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted April 4, 2008 Author Share Posted April 4, 2008 Budlight got hip to that shit and now sells that stuff already canned and seasoned for your enjoyment. They call them Cheladas. Sorry that was off the subject. Just thought some of you guys would want to try one of those. Ever is. wait hold the phone you drink those? Off the rip I know you got brown pride in you, but those chaladas are the grossest thing I ever bought. I poured it into a glass, and it fizzed up to the top, then went flat in ten seconds, looked like kool ade made with tap water from gary indiana, and tasted hooooooorible I had to ask my chalango homies what the fuck this was all about. They explained it was made for hungover mexican construction workers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted April 4, 2008 Author Share Posted April 4, 2008 absolut and smirnoff are usually the bitches picks... well around here at least.. if they get vodka, its usually one of those.. svedka is pretty good too and its not that bad in price... 360 i've never had... i heard things about it... also LEVEL VODKA is pretty good too.. plus the bottle is thick as fuck so it wont break if you bust it over someones dome... (dont ask) if anything you can go with the cheap shit... ^^^^^^ god that shit is disgusting.... im not gonna front when Im low on ends I cop a half gallon of TaKaa vodka for 11$ on jefferson ave , go to the BP and get a 64oz of sprite and hawaiian punch, and bomb out for a weekebnd that and stepfanof are the cheapest... cheaper than skol... skol isnt even filtered and chok full o toxins but takaa is made in new jersey, so you kmnow its the worst shit in the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Tito's Vodka for the win.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted April 4, 2008 Author Share Posted April 4, 2008 Heeeeeeeeeey girl Heeeeey girl Hey girl Lets go have some drinks! Apple Martinis Cosmopolitans Pina Coladas I got alotta dollars! FAGGOT I owed you one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 I had to ask my chalango homies what the fuck this was all about. They explained it was made for hungover mexican construction workers. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAA!!!!! Yes when I drink. I would prefer them. To be honest with you playboy, if you make them yourself they are better. But if you ever buy them shits again drink them staright out of the can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 take the cheapest vodka you can find and run it through a brita filter a million times that's the only difference between the cheap shit and the good shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 also, I retract part of my statement it will not make it grey goose but it will taste better. whatever. I drink lighter fluid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted April 4, 2008 Author Share Posted April 4, 2008 AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAA!!!!! Yes when I drink. I would prefer them. To be honest with you playboy, if you make them yourself they are better. But if you ever buy them shits again drink them staright out of the can. im never buying them again mah dood, unless i want to prank my roomate and hand him the can with the brown bag still on it and the bud light junts have clamato, which is tomato juce mixed with a touch of CLAM JUICE for seafaring flavor but made yourself doesnt sound too bad, because I wasnt initially disgusted, kijnda like a bloody mary but weaker, which I love it was better than putting a lime in your corona, because hispanic people dont drink that shit anyways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted April 4, 2008 Author Share Posted April 4, 2008 take the cheapest vodka you can find and run it through a brita filter a million times that's the only difference between the cheap shit and the good shit. if you are like me you still have the original filter pac in your faucet tap its not filtering shit, its adding all sorst of flourine and chloride to your shit but I dont even use that shit any more, the tap water here makes you trip which is fune by me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Smite Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 I don't drink vodka but I know that this is good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted April 4, 2008 Author Share Posted April 4, 2008 I don't drink vodka but I know that this is good. its not bad at all... but vodka comes in 2 tiers, like scotch shit you mix and shit you can sip you can sip grey goose you cant sip ketel oine but for the price, yes, its great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 it was better than putting a lime in your corona, because hispanic people dont drink that shit anyways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted April 4, 2008 Author Share Posted April 4, 2008 .. tecate is like budweiser 24s are mad cheap around my way thats why they kick it with me among other reasons I introduce them to shit like Rolling Rock I have no doubt in my mind that you have close ties to south america, i would bet a million bucks on it, even tho I have no idea who you are **edit - mexico is technically north america, but you might have a cousin in chile or argentina or some shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RELAPSER Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 it's all about these. when i'm rollin on the high hog: not so hot, when i'm broke: i cant find a picture, but i'm sure most of ya'll are familiar with takka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted April 4, 2008 Author Share Posted April 4, 2008 i cant find a picture, but i'm sure most of ya'll are familiar with takka. I already tried before you they are so broke they dont even have pics on the internet But what do you expect, its made in New Jersey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skirmfirm Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 ive got this unmarked shit from a cave in china that would blow your heads off i will supply a picture if required Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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