vacuum cleaner Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 http://www.newsday.com/news/local/ny-likfc0403,0,1615143.story A driver crashed into a KFC restaurant in Patchogue on Wednesday, injuring himself and causing a partial collapse of the building, according to fire officials and a witness. The man, who had a dog in his Hyundai Elantra but no other passengers, was driving south on Phyllis Drive at 11:33 a.m. when he crossed through a 'T' intersection at East Main Street, jumped the curb and crashed into the building, according to Suffolk police. The car went through the restaurant's entrance and into the dining area. The 57-year-old driver, who has not been identified, suffered serious injuries. He was taken by ambulance to Brookhaven Memorial Hospital, police said. The dog, described as small and gray, was examined at the scene but did not appear to be hurt. It was taken to an animal shelter. my man must've been mad high to miss the drive through. mustve been hurting for one of them bigass mashed potato bowls. the colonel thinks it's hilarious, though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 That dude took Drive Thru to seriously.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 I guess the only thing built shittier than a hyundai is a kfc AMIRITE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms0TqQEgl30 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 was he black? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 That dude took Drive Thru to seriously.. holy shit. hahahahahahaha this shit has me rolling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 boom pow surprise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevefrench Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 i was inside a bank when some dumb chick in a lexus suv drove through the front of it. her grandmother was getting out when she accidentaly hit the gas and drove through 2 sets of glass doors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 It's a known fact, Sonny Jim, that a secret society... ...of the five wealthiest people, known as the Pentavirate... ...run everything in the world, including the newspapers... ...and meet tri-annually at a secret mansion in Colorado known as... -..."The Meadows." -Who's in the Pentavirate? The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds... ...and Colonel Sanders, before he went tits-up. I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes... ...and that smug look on his face. "You're gonna buy my chicken. Oh!" Dad, how can you hate the Colonel? He puts addictive chemicals in chicken... ...making you crave it fortnightly, smart-ass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 That dude took Drive Thru to seriously.. Bah dum bum! CHING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Thanks Bojangs.. I'll be here all night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 I saw a MUNI bus crash into a porno shop when I was drunk and high in the TL in 2003. http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2003/12/16/BAGR53O91T1.DTL I thought I hallucinated the whole thing until I went and saw the big gaping hole in the side of the building the next day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 the colonel thinks it's hilarious, though... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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