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http://www.newsday.com/news/local/ny-likfc0403,0,1615143.story

 

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A driver crashed into a KFC restaurant in Patchogue on Wednesday, injuring himself and causing a partial collapse of the building, according to fire officials and a witness.

 

The man, who had a dog in his Hyundai Elantra but no other passengers, was driving south on Phyllis Drive at 11:33 a.m. when he crossed through a 'T' intersection at East Main Street, jumped the curb and crashed into the building, according to Suffolk police.

 

The car went through the restaurant's entrance and into the dining area. The 57-year-old driver, who has not been identified, suffered serious injuries. He was taken by ambulance to Brookhaven Memorial Hospital, police said.

 

The dog, described as small and gray, was examined at the scene but did not appear to be hurt. It was taken to an animal shelter.

 

 

 

 

 

my man must've been mad high to miss the drive through. mustve been hurting for one of them bigass mashed potato bowls. the colonel thinks it's hilarious, though...

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i was inside a bank when some dumb chick in a lexus suv drove through the front of it.

 

her grandmother was getting out when she accidentaly hit the gas and drove through 2 sets of glass doors.

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It's a known fact, Sonny Jim,

that a secret society...

 

 

...of the five wealthiest people,

known as the Pentavirate...

 

 

...run everything in the world,

including the newspapers...

 

 

...and meet tri-annually at a secret

mansion in Colorado known as...

 

 

-..."The Meadows."

-Who's in the Pentavirate?

 

 

The Queen, the Vatican,

the Gettys, the Rothschilds...

 

 

...and Colonel Sanders,

before he went tits-up.

 

 

I hated the Colonel,

with his wee beady eyes...

 

 

...and that smug look on his face.

"You're gonna buy my chicken. Oh!"

 

 

Dad, how can you hate the Colonel?

 

 

He puts addictive chemicals

in chicken...

 

 

...making you crave it fortnightly,

smart-ass!

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That dude took Drive Thru to seriously..

 

 

Bah dum bum!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

CHING!

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