Weapon X Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 I can't sleep so I'll front on 12oz and act all cheery. I was watching Pardon The Interruption when Mike Wilbon and Tony Kornheiser started off the episode discussing the latest development in the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament. They stated that the NCAA officials had made an error in officiating the Kansas/Davidson game - that they had mistakenly allowed a Kansas player who had fouled out to remain in the last 16 seconds of the game. They continued, stating that the NCAA had decided to replay the dying seconds of the game in North Carolina before the Final Four begins. I was shocked, and was ready to make my imaginary phone calls to my imaginary friends when Kornheiser told the camera - "April Fools". Yeah, they fucking sold it, and I'm a gullible fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Ok. Points being made in sequential order: 1. I cant go to sleep either. 2. This year i realized that april fools is dead; no one actually pranks you, you just get pranked through lame media. 3. I wish i like basketball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abe Frohman Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 i did. i went to the Chicago Bulls game. and during the halftime show, Benny the bull (team mascot) attempted a trampoline slam dunk with some spin move and fell. he was on the floor and holding his leg and he signaled for help and some people helped him off the court. the crowd was speechless.. everyone thought he was hurt. then the motherfucker comes running out with a sign that said "april fools" shit had me crackin' up! yeah my story sucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 I can't believe I snoozed on teh foolery. I could've/should've snapped on somebody. Bummerino. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 2, 2008 Author Share Posted April 2, 2008 Haha, that isn't bad, but I'm sure half the crowd new it was an April Fool joke.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abe Frohman Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 no, i live in Chicago. city of neanderthals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 2, 2008 Author Share Posted April 2, 2008 haha, I was gonna say something about an American basketball crowd, but didn't because, hey, I've never been to a Bulls game. But you do have Bartmanesque type people..lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animalcocaine Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 why would you want to fuck with people for only one day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/moltencore/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterSenor Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 yea...my girl told me she was preg....then told me SIKE....THIS morning...i had to wake and bake of that shit....fucked up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 My girlfriends kid put his dirty underwear on my face to wake me up. It was pretty rough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 I saw Diary Of The Dead I got fooled into thinking it was a good movie by George Romero, when really it was about as dissappointing as Godfather 3 Luckily the bar at the theatre has my homegirl serving bloody marys for 4$, and she hooked it up xtra stiff with well upgrade for free That was no joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 i skipped class and got an email from the teacher saying there was a fifty point quiz. didnt believe it for a second. a girl in my class had a panic attack about it and emailed half the class asking if it was true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 My sister put saran wrap over the hole on my toothpaste tube. It came off when i unscrewed the cap. That shit had me confused for a minute cuz it was like 6:30 in the morning... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 i told my buddy my cat died then pulled the ole april fools i dont even have a cat thats about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 This forums got really buttburt over the thread I made that isnt serious at all. 3 pages going on too. I was buying beer when I saw some shit like that go down, so I phoned my friends and started fucking with them on it and it went from there. I dont even work in a grocery store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 This girl I've been talking to tried to get me. It went like this. *Insert happy convo* Girl: Listen I need to tell you something Me: You've got a kid. I knew it! I knew it! This shit always happens to me every god damn time Girl: No listen I like you alot and everything but I can't see you anymore... Me: O'rly whys that? Girl: I am kinda seeing someone else... Me: Oh good I thought it was for something bad, its kinda good because I've been talking to this girl on the side and I mean lately we've been kinda serious getting together and stuff so I mean its for the best anyways. No worries Girl: What?! Me: What? Girl: Mine was just an April Fools! What the hell is going on!? Me:... Girl: Are you for real!? Me: ... Girl: Oh my god you are such a freakin asshole I swear I thought you were a nice guy and I really liked you blah blah blah and you turn out like all the others... Me:ahhhhhhhhh April Fools, suckeeeeer tryna pull that shit on me damn girl you mad haha... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 i wish i would of thought of sliping it in the butt and saying april fools. ah would of been good cause for butt sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 i was playing records monday night, and when the clock hit midnight, i decided to pull some april fool's shit on one of the owners. so i go up to the bar, tell the dude that something in the booth smells like burning, and go back to doing my thing. the booth is really tight quarters, so he comes in, and when he leans down to smell the amps, his shoulder hits the headphone jack and completely snaps it. so he stands up and is like "oh shit man, i'm soooo sorry i just broke you headphones." to which all i could do was laugh and say "don't worry, it's karma for trying to pull such a shitty april fool's trick on you." lucky for me, the headphones were just a $20 pair of sony's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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