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how is this guy gonna go all hero for sme guy stealing some damn meat? he is obviously poor as fuck if hes trying to steal some fresh protein.. then this guy tackles him? thats actually really fucked, this guy could be stealung some food for his starving fam and he gets flattened ? why would you d that? i hope the next guy who trys to gt a deacent meal out his store shanks him with a syrenge full of hepatits a thru m

 

 

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i ctually got arrested on a warrant serving as acting manager on the sales floor because they ran my id on a false alarm incedent report... right on the sales floor i got handcuffed... i thought it was a joke. cops respond to protect me, i end up cuffed in jail and had t lock the store up

 

they dont fuck around when it comes to that shit. I worked in an office that had panic switches installed at each desk (we were part of a financial institution), and they got set off by accident one day. HOLY SHIT. those cops came in, guns drawn, ready to fucking throw down. even after talking to us, they still had to search the entire office to make sure that there wasnt anybody hiding out forcing us to say that everything was ok.

its usually a hefty fine where I was, but it turns out one of the electrical contractors working in our building was the one who set it off. sucks to be him.

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FUCK YALL

THIEVING IS THE SHIT

DEATH TO ALL LOSS PREVENTION

" oh, i"m just doing my job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

FUCKING SYCOPHANT COP CALLER MOTHERFUCKER

YOU'RE WORSE THAN TACO BELL

HOW SMALL WAS THIS GUY THAT YOU STOPPED?

"oh, he was huge!!"

LIKE A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH FAGOT.

YOU WOULDN'T EVEN THINK OF DOING THAT SHIT TO ME OR MY PEOPLE.

FUCKING BITCH.

sorry to get so salty my fellow ouncers, loss prevention just kinda hits a nerve.

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they dont fuck around when it comes to that shit. I worked in an office that had panic switches installed at each desk (we were part of a financial institution), and they got set off by accident one day. HOLY SHIT. those cops came in, guns drawn, ready to fucking throw down. even after talking to us, they still had to search the entire office to make sure that there wasnt anybody hiding out forcing us to say that everything was ok.

its usually a hefty fine where I was, but it turns out one of the electrical contractors working in our building was the one who set it off. sucks to be him.

 

i had a warrant.

cops got called

i assured them it was ok, that corporate hd given me the wrong alarm code

they checked around, then took my id for their report

ran it thru

came back, i thought they wanted to buy some adapter we sold they al came in for their radios, but instead i got cuffed right there, on the sales floor, like i was any threat in a major corporate big name electronic store, and was going to open up on all them right there

 

 

asshole pigs

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Nigga you know damn well that shit wasn't going to affect your paycheck

in any which way ever.

Come on now.

 

I usually agree with you but corporate has been on some shit about bonus levels, so when the quarter comes by and I dont get mty profits share and my bonus, then yeah Im gonna be on your ass.

 

 

 

Also, I tried to take my shit back but dude was not having it, trying to deny it. So fuck him. If I call you on your shit, give it back and try again tomorrow when Im not on my shift. I dont give a fuck.

wait...so you're cutting ribeye steaks and getting paid by the hour, yet dealing with "corporate"?? what a high-demand job!!! i doubt "corporate" is going to dock your pay as a result of some racked ribeyes, i could see that happening at maybe a mom and pop store.
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FUCK YALL

THIEVING IS THE SHIT

DEATH TO ALL LOSS PREVENTION

" oh, i"m just doing my job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

FUCKING SYCOPHANT COP CALLER MOTHERFUCKER

YOU'RE WORSE THAN TACO BELL

HOW SMALL WAS THIS GUY THAT YOU STOPPED?

"oh, he was huge!!"

LIKE A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH FAGOT.

YOU WOULDN'T EVEN THINK OF DOING THAT SHIT TO ME OR MY PEOPLE.

FUCKING BITCH.

sorry to get so salty my fellow ouncers, loss prevention just kinda hits a nerve.

 

 

why does it hit a nerve?

 

so if some nigga came into your house and started coming up on your shit

 

you wouldnt care?

 

 

 

cmon dude

 

im sure you must hate getting rapped for stealing shit

 

but unforunately

 

in the real world there are consequences to shit like that

 

and if youre not ready to deal with them

 

then dont do it

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why does it hit a nerve?

 

so if some nigga came into your house and started coming up on your shit

 

you wouldnt care?

 

 

 

cmon dude

 

im sure you must hate getting rapped for stealing shit

 

but unforunately

 

in the real world there are consequences to shit like that

 

and if youre not ready to deal with them

 

then dont do it

 

yo hold the fuck up

don even try to say stealing from a store is the same as burglarizing your home, especially since were talking about some broke fool stealing food he cant afford because corporations have processed shit so deeply that your average joe can barely afford to eat healthy and gotta live on ramen and 25 cent burritos

 

i would think people on here would feel bad for some broke bum trying to get a decent meal, only to be jumped by sme goodguy hero meat packer because he comes home smelling like a pigs ass all day. i wouldntthink the asshole meatpacker would be on here bragging about how he put dude down

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I know a guy who does loss prevention.

 

As soon as he became one, a few years ago, we all fest really sorry for him.

 

As if having been a security guards for five years wasn't bad enough.

 

Now he makes decent money doing detective type grunt work.

 

Fuck those guys.

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i know theres a rule about no talking about racking

but c'mon

times are hard all round the world

someone wants to steal your meat?

fuck it

its not like its actually yours

and how much is the quarterly bonus?

is it worth some poor schmuck getting in trouble with the law?

fuck no its not

people wanna steal some chlorine and acid from me?

go for it

i dont give a fuck

i just order some more and restock it

the only kids who rack the acid and shit are the one who want to go make their krink mops extra balla

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pretty much every grocery store anywhere has loss p pussys on foot(secret shopper) watching people or in there little closet dark room full of monitors zooming in on your fingernails and what you got in your hand. almost everyone i know has been caught stealing meats for bbq's or usually tuckin 4 or 5 bottles of goose except for myself, lp too slow but he smashed out my window while driving off cuttin my face up a little and i ran over his foot hopefully later causing it to be amputated!!! fuck all lp faggot ass jocks from high school that never made it to be shit i'm out here living life like i'm dreaming while you in that room sweatin' tryin to figure out where i just put all them high priced items i just had in my hand..fuck the lame that started this thread go cut some more meat an watch me walk up & buy all the fillet mignons & lobster faggot.

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go cut some more meat an watch me walk up & buy all the fillet mignons & lobster faggot.

 

 

For real..they already have floor walkers in the store. Let them do their job. I can't believe you stopped a man for stealing meat, and it's not even close to your job description.

 

If he pointed a gun at you, that's one thing - or even told you to fuck yourself, you fucking cracker.

 

Was this a 80oz steak or something? You think you're gonna get that extra large bonus now?

 

 

 

BALL LICKING, ASS MUNCHING SHEEP!

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This shit is straight comedy. I'm about to drop some real shit on you all. Don't get butt hurt, just listen up.

 

I worked at a grocery store for three years. you know who LP caught stealing high ticket items the most? It wasn't poor folks, they're covered...they have shit like WIC, AFDC, and food stamps...and they're proud enough not to steal 99.999% of the time.

 

It wasn't crackheads. They just went for malt liquor and readymade shit.

 

You know who was racking the steaks and $30 dollar bottles of vodka? HOUSEWIVES AND FUCKING FRAT BOYS THAT COULD AFFORD IT. And, they always started crying like bitches when they got up in the office saying, "BAWWWWWWWW don't call the cops don't tell my family I'll never come back...." and basically losing all of their dignity.

 

I haven't been racking lately. You know why? I DON'T FUCKING HAVE MONEY. You know when I was racking? WHEN I COULD FUCKING AFFORD THE SHIT I STOLE.

 

This dude probably gets a shitty deal from his employer because they have to keep their numbers up (even though shrinkage is usually covered by insurance and has no effect on the investors), and hey tell him that "Even though you aren't LP, we need you to keep an eye on the department, blah blah blah." If he took things into his own hands and got the product back, good for him. Why does that automatically make him the store's bitch?

 

Most of you have probably never had to steal to survive...some of you have, and that' s a whole different reality I won't get into here. But for those that haven't, turn off the fucking Rage Against The Machine and realize shit in the real world isn't always as clear cut as people want it to be.

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This shit is straight comedy. I'm about to drop some real shit on you all. Don't get butt hurt, just listen up.

 

I worked at a grocery store for three years. you know who LP caught stealing high ticket items the most? It wasn't poor folks, they're covered...they have shit like WIC, AFDC, and food stamps...and they're proud enough not to steal 99.999% of the time.

 

It wasn't crackheads. They just went for malt liquor and readymade shit.

 

You know who was racking the steaks and $30 dollar bottles of vodka? HOUSEWIVES AND FUCKING FRAT BOYS THAT COULD AFFORD IT. And, they always started crying like bitches when they got up in the office saying, "BAWWWWWWWW don't call the cops don't tell my family I'll never come back...." and basically losing all of their dignity.

 

I haven't been racking lately. You know why? I DON'T FUCKING HAVE MONEY. You know when I was racking? WHEN I COULD FUCKING AFFORD THE SHIT I STOLE.

 

This dude probably gets a shitty deal from his employer because they have to keep their numbers up (even though shrinkage is usually covered by insurance and has no effect on the investors), and hey tell him that "Even though you aren't LP, we need you to keep an eye on the department, blah blah blah." If he took things into his own hands and got the product back, good for him. Why does that automatically make him the store's bitch?

 

Most of you have probably never had to steal to survive...some of you have, and that' s a whole different reality I won't get into here. But for those that haven't, turn off the fucking Rage Against The Machine and realize shit in the real world isn't always as clear cut as people want it to be.

 

 

Yeah, that LP guy I was talking about says almost the same thing.

 

He says that the rich, suburban neighbourhoods had mad rich and well off type people stealing, whereas the poor areas had the crack heads.

 

Me, I still fucking steal meat here and there, and I'm pretty sure I can afford some roast and steaks.

I just wanna know I still got it, and ain't nothing as rewarding as a blue steak.

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i ctually got arrested on a warrant serving as acting manager on the sales floor because they ran my id on a false alarm incedent report... right on the sales floor i got handcuffed... i thought it was a joke. cops respond to protect me, i end up cuffed in jail and had t lock the store up

 

 

 

Word the fuck up.

Morals asside, that's another reason altogether to not get the cops involved in anything.

I asked the niggas for directions once and next thing I knew i was up against the wall getting my ID ran for warrants.

 

I wish Spicey Chicken woulda got locked up on some warrants for playing Mr Hero.

That would have been fucking hilarious. :lol:

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It just gets me when people who are able to pay for the shit they steal tell me, "I do it to stick it to the man" when they're sitting there wearing clothes they BOUGHT that are probably worth more than my entire wardrobe.

 

Come correct and say, "You know why I rack? I fucking like to steal. That's it." That's the reason I did it, and I don't do it now because I can't raise bail if I get wrapped.

 

It's a game. The whole getting caught up and crying crocodile tears thing in the office? Part of the game. The smart ones don't get caught 99% of the time. The dumb ones get away with it 99% of the time, then they get careless and start slipping...and it's always stupid shit like not trying to look out and do their dirt where no one can see them. The LP knows this and will sometimes let fools go even when they're sloppy to see if they go for something really flossy the next time because it makes them look like they're needed...more game, part deux.

 

I've seen fools pocket shit right underneath the camera, and told them to put that shit back and bounce. More for their sake than the stores...when LP went ahead and prosecuted, that shit got into the thousands of dollars, regardless of the value of the items.

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why does it hit a nerve?

 

so if some nigga came into your house and started coming up on your shit

 

you wouldnt care?

 

 

 

cmon dude

 

im sure you must hate getting rapped for stealing shit

 

but unforunately

 

in the real world there are consequences to shit like that

 

and if youre not ready to deal with them

 

then dont do it

 

Yo how the fuck you gonna compare racking to stealing from a niggas house???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DON'T MAKE ME CALL YOU OUT AS 50 AGAIN DAWGS!!!

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This shit is straight comedy. I'm about to drop some real shit on you all. Don't get butt hurt, just listen up.

 

I worked at a grocery store for three years. you know who LP caught stealing high ticket items the most? It wasn't poor folks, they're covered...they have shit like WIC, AFDC, and food stamps...and they're proud enough not to steal 99.999% of the time.

 

It wasn't crackheads. They just went for malt liquor and readymade shit.

 

You know who was racking the steaks and $30 dollar bottles of vodka? HOUSEWIVES AND FUCKING FRAT BOYS THAT COULD AFFORD IT. And, they always started crying like bitches when they got up in the office saying, "BAWWWWWWWW don't call the cops don't tell my family I'll never come back...." and basically losing all of their dignity.

 

I haven't been racking lately. You know why? I DON'T FUCKING HAVE MONEY. You know when I was racking? WHEN I COULD FUCKING AFFORD THE SHIT I STOLE.

 

This dude probably gets a shitty deal from his employer because they have to keep their numbers up (even though shrinkage is usually covered by insurance and has no effect on the investors), and hey tell him that "Even though you aren't LP, we need you to keep an eye on the department, blah blah blah." If he took things into his own hands and got the product back, good for him. Why does that automatically make him the store's bitch?

 

Most of you have probably never had to steal to survive...some of you have, and that' s a whole different reality I won't get into here. But for those that haven't, turn off the fucking Rage Against The Machine and realize shit in the real world isn't always as clear cut as people want it to be.

 

 

 

 

Yo Shai, normally you're the man and all. But not this time.

 

I just can't cosign with this shit at all.

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