Lesbian Fisting Posted April 9, 2008 Author Share Posted April 9, 2008 Totally serious thread thats people still cant manage to get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el aspirador Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 fuckers dumb enough to get caught oh well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Youre a fucking retard. Clearly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 ive had 2 steal...definately for food... steaks..mainly warm up shit' that you can just goto any quik-trip or 7-11 circle k' depending on wherever you live... and just warm it up there n bounce..cause shit gets rough.. i havent had to dumpster dive..and i dont really plan on falling that hard. on the other side of the tracks i know that shit affects your benefits as an employee ....at walmart, shit thats stolen takes away from peoples yearly bonus checks... and thats why people get pissed cause your not just stealing from the store... its stealing christmas presents for people who dont make enough and look forward to a bonus check at the end of the year for that extra 150 bucks n shit like that.... depending on loss prevention... i dont think knocking a dude out is really the answer...cause depending on somones authority, i think that you can infact catch a charge too no? ive seen people get body slammed laaaaaaate at walmart trying to steal a 5th of vodka' or jack....and the people that watch at walmart alot of the time are dressed like us....and just for that exact reason... i havent had to rack (food) for quite some time... last thing i racked was prolly robitussin 2big bottles.... but i feel dude on this shit...but i dont think being a hero's going to help you unless you were close to getting fired or some shit... then they'd reconsider dropping that add they had in the newspaper... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 fuck paying for groceries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I rack sushi from the grocery store on a Friday afternoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 this is funny cause we used have a guy sleeping on our couch who stole steaks and grind from safeway on the regular. He'd bring it back to bbq it up at our place good times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Fuck loss prevention. summers coming up and you know im gonna be coming up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 stealing steaks is a hood hustle Crackheads rack that shit Friday and Saturday, sell it door to door so you can cook it up on the Sunday BBQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
407Force Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 True. But you know the dude who makes your chill spot hot, that dude who sued Outback and made it so you cant throw peanuts on the floor anymore and that dude who is WAYYY to obvious when it comes to racking shit and ruins it for everyone else, thats who was in my shit tonight. I dont care if a dude slips a cold cut in is pants and leaves, its just when you try to pull some extravegant shit and deny it when I say something, then Im gonna get my shit back. If some bitch at AC Moore called me on when I was racking shit, Id give it back, leave without making a scene and let the minimum wage people get back on their grind. But these arent those people. You a soft ass nigga if you gone rob ace moore then give shit back, if you give it back then you a soft ass nigga strate up, why would you even drive, waste gas to go there and not get the mission done???you fake ass bomber hood life till i die. nigga times are hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Twinky Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 FUCK A LOSS PREVENTION BITTTTTCH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 I wonder if LIL' Wayne racks his meat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 stealing steaks is a hood hustle Crackheads rack that shit Friday and Saturday, sell it door to door so you can cook it up on the Sunday BBQ this bar I worked at had a "meat guy" that would come around and take orders. he always made good money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the radiologist Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 nah. gankin shit is wrong as hell. unless your black. then its ok. repirations nigga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Hahahaaahaaa. I was disappointed when the "apology" thread disappeared today. I was about to tell everyone where that dick in the mashed potatoes sample was from, too. Damn, I know this sample. It's either from a steve Martin or chevy chase comedy album. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Did you read any of this? Third, you talk about his karma being fucked because he's stopping shoplifters, but what about the karma that comes with writing on someone else's property? In for a penny, in for a pound. QFT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Damn, I know this sample. It's either from a steve Martin or chevy chase comedy album. if either one did that routine they sure as hell werent the first. I think Mantan Moreland came up with it.... http://www.entertonement.com/clips/cwwsrzdltp--Shit-if-this-is-gonna-be-that-kind-of-party-I%27m-gonna-stick-my-dick-in-the-mashed-potatoesBeastie-Boys-Mantan-Moreland-That-Ain%27t-My-Finger- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantan_Moreland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 rack steaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 i used to work in a deli. like 3 years deep. racked my fridge full of random shit ery sunday. cooked whole chickens, mac'n cheese, samich shit, pasta salads..fuckin..pickles..you name it. then i bounced...wished i stilled worked at that joint cause once upon a day my slow ass finally got bagged rackin those little carry-in bags of groceries full and fallin out the top...shit was nice for a while..just walkin in, fillin up and walkin the fuck out, goin home and grubbin..fo free..but now..i'm too much of a pussy these days. the occasional pocketable necessity only...as for poppin cats in yer own sto i agree so long as you let em go after, the lp squad that snatched me was pretty cool and were even gonna let me go, taking the little bit of cheese i had in my wallet, but the head hancho store manager just happened to be there so the pigs got involved...gehy.....shoulda ran. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 stolen food tastes better not a huge fan of cold sandwiches, but the hot foods in grocery stores are usually directly next to them. this girl that worked at a deli/hot foods in a grocery store used to feed me after every closing shift (pastas/chicken/perogies/etc). they throw it all out at the end of the day anyway its a shame to see so much food getting tossed daily. if only there was a teleportation device with a moral compass that couldnt be tampered with, that only accepted food & directly sends it to a starving person elsewhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 food stamps ftw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 damn, if a shopworker smashed me in the head, theyd be getting one right back and a lawsuit. theft aint theft until you leave the property. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 I wonder if LIL' Wayne racks his meat? he got racks of meat in the taxi seat, shawty in a vocoder on a pork order nah but i'm sure he keeps tubesteaks on his grill all the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enosar Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 water bong is so smooth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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