Tear1personality Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Re: i got a jaywalking ticket yesterday. me and Grimey was walking in the french quarter a few weeks ago and we crossed the street where we needed to and we got to talking about what if N.O.P.D. handed out jaywalking tickets here. they'd make a killing just in a 6 block radius. but yo, that sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Re: i got a jaywalking ticket yesterday. oh, and the cops were on fucking horses for crying out loud. i didn't realise horse cops were actually expected to enforce the law Hahahaha how much more random can you get!? Before the cop came over to you I bet he was like "Dude watch this! I am going to totally bug this guy out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Re: i got a jaywalking ticket yesterday. Ok yeah, ive heard about this happening recently and I feel like i would be dumbfounded as well... "Scuse me sir, you just crossed the street without a crosswalk, and im gonna have to give you a ticket for that." "Ha ha, good one cop, I'll be on my way now." "No, seriously, jay walking is a serious problem, and I'm gonna need to see some identification." "ORLY? WTF!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Re: i got a jaywalking ticket yesterday. My friend got a jaywalking ticket once when we were younger and it was like $5. None of us had money to give him and he was broke so he ended up doing a night in jail to pay it off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Re: i got a jaywalking ticket yesterday. last time i was in jails, there were 5 guys in JAIL for jaywalking, not tickets, JAIL, how gay is that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Re: i got a jaywalking ticket yesterday. last time i was in jails, there were 5 guys in JAIL for jaywalking, not tickets, JAIL, how gay is that where the fuck you live at? Dubai? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Re: i got a jaywalking ticket yesterday. sorry but Jaywalking is when you cross a road when there isnt a crossing?? sorry but in the UK that crime just doesn't exist. If that is what jaywalking is but if that is what jaywalking is then how fucked up is that, I am an adult I can cross the road where ever the fuck I like. That is one majorly retarded law Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Re: i got a jaywalking ticket yesterday. sorry but Jaywalking is when you cross a road when there isnt a crossing?? sorry but in the UK that crime just doesn't exist. If that is what jaywalking is but if that is what jaywalking is then how fucked up is that, I am an adult I can cross the road where ever the fuck I like. That is one majorly retarded law We got a million of 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Re: i got a jaywalking ticket yesterday. i narc cop car almost hit me on my way to work yesterday. i had an umbrella so i looked up at the car not knowing it was a narc. i gave him a dirty look and shook my head. he literally was giving me the hard ass look after coming 4 inches from breaking my knees. he floored his car - blew the red light - and stared me down. i smiled and shook my head. and they wonder (especially here in the chi) why the cops are trusted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Re: i got a jaywalking ticket yesterday. here those horse carrages that carry tourists around downtown on cheezy dates are allowed to bullwhip skaters who get too close Cop horses are funny pecause they take fat shits on the street all day They should get tickets for burying peoples ankles in intestinally processed hay I've always wondered about that... you get like a $200 fine if you don't clean up your dog's shit, but the cop issuing the ticket will leave behind a fucking horse pile that's 30 times the size. Retarded. Horse cops are the worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Re: i got a jaywalking ticket yesterday. We got a million of 'em. yea we do too, we have loads of old laws from the 16 and 17th century that can be rather amusing but to tell someone when they can and can't cross a road is madnesses, obviously yea if someone tries to cross a freeway thats a bit fucked but just normal roads surely that is a violation of your rights Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Re: i got a jaywalking ticket yesterday. yea we do too, we have loads of old laws from the 16 and 17th century that can be rather amusing but to tell someone when they can and can't cross a road is madnesses, obviously yea if someone tries to cross a freeway thats a bit fucked but just normal roads surely that is a violation of your rights I'm not tripping off jaywalking being a civil rights issue. RealID? Now that's serious business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Re: i got a jaywalking ticket yesterday. surely that is a violation of your rights were pretty use to it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Re: i got a jaywalking ticket yesterday. HAHA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Re: i got a jaywalking ticket yesterday. don't pay that ticket, see how much time they give you for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Re: i got a jaywalking ticket yesterday. maybe next time you'll think twice before breaking the law punk hahhaahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Re: i got a jaywalking ticket yesterday. Theres a lack of "high horse" jokes in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PornoGraffy Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Re: i got a jaywalking ticket yesterday. horse cops should be ran down! if your uncle jack helped you off a horse would you help your uncle jack off a horse???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUNCHES OF PUNCHES Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Re: i got a jaywalking ticket yesterday. Got a ticket for drinking a beer in public in the ghetto. while a block away junkies are shooting up, some smoking crack, and breaking into cars. thing is we could obviously pay the tickets. its a wonderful world. Fuck the police and thier ass-backwards priorities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobsaysmittens Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Re: i got a jaywalking ticket yesterday. You should just carry marbles on you at all time on some revenge shit and catch that cop trippin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 oh i get it, its a jew joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skirmfirm Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 hahaha how do you jew walk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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