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i got a jewwalking ticket yesterday.

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no, really. i did. quite probably the lamest thing that's happened to me in a long time. cops are pretty dumb

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when i saw this thread i was thinking it was about the jay leno skit he does on his show for some reason

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i got one once. it was $96. what a fucking joke

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don't they do that shit in Melbourne or something ?

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I was cited for doing a pull up on a traffic signal once. jaywalking though? wow that cop must have been bored.

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haha did you try to run

 

i was too dumbfounded by what was happening. i didn't believe i was getting ticketed for walking across an empty street

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oh, and the cops were on fucking horses for crying out loud. i didn't realise horse cops were actually expected to enforce the law

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Being the end of the month and he needed to meet his ticket quota.

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Did they chase you? That would have been funny.

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i wouldnt dare run from a horse cop... i'd be far too afraid of getting ran over. that shits wild

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That's why you always carry a rubber snake with you at all times.

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Yeah, it's weird how serious they are about that shit out there. A mob of people will stand on the corner of a completely empty street waiting for a walk signal.

 

In New York, if you can make it across the street and probably not get hit, you're going.

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Also, the cops there are insane. I was at like some outdoor mall in California once with my friend and my fiancee, who were both smoking cigarettes. A cop came over and asked for their IDs, even though we were all clearly in our mid 20's. Then he asked to see my ID, even though I was just standing there with them. When I didn't give it to him, he called for backup. Fucking retard.

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so did he get off his horse, or make you look upto him like a peasant

 

good question, this is key

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