SHIT$REAK Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 So, this letter came in the mail today from my school... it is a private school, but I will be taking out direct names just in case.. "Dear Students, On Sunday morning the (Blank Times) began a four-day series entitled, "(Blank and Blank)" This article is about the sexual abuse of children involving clergy and religious community members. We, as a school, are mentioned in the article. First and foremost, our prayers and apologies go out to those who have been abused by someone in a position of authority; in particular, those associated with (My High School). In Jan. of 2005 we communicated with our parents when the (Blank Times) did an expose on this topic naming certain Brothers as perpetrators. Both articles are a very painful tie to our past. These incidents took place over 25 years ago. In Jan 2005 (a Brother) publicly apologized to the students for the behavior and actions of certain Brothers and having to be linked to such outrageous and despicable conduct. Those of us at (My High School) today are saddened and troubled by these past incidents, but we want to assure you that they have no relationship with the present or future of (My High School). (My High School) has a zero tolerance policy regarding sexual misconduct. Our partnership with you is built on trust and mutual respect. Be assured that we will do everything in out power to see that are students are, in the words of our school's Mission Statement, 'loved, instructed and guided... in an environment that is moral, caring and joyful.'" Then there are some signatures and that's it... WTF?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 are you trying to tell us you've been fucked by a priest? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moparone Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 lol what the..?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHIT$REAK Posted April 2, 2008 Author Share Posted April 2, 2008 are you trying to tell us you've been fucked by a priest? HAHAHHAHA nahh man, I'm just awed. /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 thats called "before you start calling us after reading the paper, we'd like to tell you in advance that we dont have anything to do with those perverts anymore." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodoyouthink Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 kiddies gettin raped and what not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 what's the only meat priests eat on friday? nun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 This thread is erroneous 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHIT$REAK Posted April 2, 2008 Author Share Posted April 2, 2008 Agreed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 The preist(s) should have just fucked a grapefruit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAus_7brFT0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 HAHAHHAHA nahh man, I'm just awed. /nh Awed as in "open up and say..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 You're in Catholic school? My condolences. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatpussyforacocksucker Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 what kind of religion has the leaders touching children fuck religion in general Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRAINBUGS Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 i used to go to a pretty prestigious jesuit university back in '03 (i lasted all of one semester) and the president of the university was, of course, a priest. EVERYBODY loved the dude, he really did seem cool as hell (for a clergy member) but one day all the students and our parents received letters stating that he resigned & basically skipped town due to allegations that he molested some kid in chicago throughout the early & mid-eighties. fuckin' slimeballs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bed. Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 are you trying to tell us you've been fucked by a priest? hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhaha:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 This thread is erroneous[/color] Think up some different words mugwump. And erroneous is too obvious. Try... crepuscular. It is more 'wrong'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mercer Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 So a 2 kid's are alone in church, and a guy walks in and goes to the confession booth. One kid (an alter boy) says to the other, "quick, go in there and take his confession" The other kid laughs and says "I cant take his confession I'm have no idea what to say" The alter boy tells him just look at the chart inside the booth and it will give you how many hail Mary's or whatever to give out for each sin. So he goes into the booth and the man begins to confess: "forgive me father for I have sinned, I've received a blow job from a woman who was not my wife" the kid looks up at the chart and cannot find "blow job" on it. He sneaks out and asks the alter boy "Quick, how much does the father give out for blow jobs" The alter boy says "He usually gives me some candy or lets me drink some wine" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERIZENO Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 I am glad I was a little shit back in the day ... As an alter boy in the 80's I served mass for two priests who have since been convicted of misconduct !!! I credit being a loud mouth for saving my ass. Literally !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 T;6265343'] haha best background people ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syneonetrk Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 for real though, catholic school must suck. its all about the good ol' US standardized curriculum and police presence at school for me.haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Hey, go bump another old thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 are you trying to tell us you've been fucked by a priest? This. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 sexual misconduct makes it sound like they were just waving their dick around in public, rather than fucking small children. i think 'sexual misconduct' and 'raping kids' are worlds apart, someone needs to tell the church Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 cool story bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C'est*La*Vie Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her like like an altar boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 YOU GONNA GET RAPED FOR JESUS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 hey guys remember when shitstreak got raped by a priest to that poison song? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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