GLIK$ Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 does that mean youre into ruby red heads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 them ruby reds got mad flavor b Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 UP NEXT.. moogs shares his daikon radish stories 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 wow edible sex toys are def. not whats going on in the streets right now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 he took it home? that's a relationship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 anybody ever read SUTTREE? watermelon rape. its whats hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobsaysmittens Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Mad splinters the next day whenever I get off on a picnic table... not even worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 not much on the daikon radishes.. but i did try masterbating upside down a few times.... not a bright idea at all shit stung the hell out of my eyes. and then there was the time i think i was 20 and decided to make some spaghetti.. and you know how them electric stoves take forever to cook noodles, i decided in the meantime to pull one off , but right as i finished i hear the pot boiling over and splashing all over the place. so i ran in to the kitchen without thinking and reached to turn the stove off , but as i touched the stove dial a super hot noodle flipped out and landed on my hand.. pretty much what happened was an instant reaction of portion of burnt hand into mouth followed by the realization of how nasty jizz tastes.. to this day i just cant bring myself to put any part of my hands in my mouth for whatever reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbY0j02cNqY imagine sitting in your 1st grade classroom. you're eating paste and listening to a bad folk version of "the wheels on the bus." when all of a sudden, you look outside, and see Johnny Goatee putting a serious hate fuck on his patio furniture. captain matt johnson looks like the perfect cop to get chased by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 God damn it!!! Why does this shit always happen in my state??? I knew I shouldn't have looked in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 not much on the daikon radishes.. but i did try masterbating upside down a few times.... not a bright idea at all shit stung the hell out of my eyes. and then there was the time i think i was 20 and decided to make some spaghetti.. and you know how them electric stoves take forever to cook noodles, i decided in the meantime to pull one off , but right as i finished i hear the pot boiling over and splashing all over the place. so i ran in to the kitchen without thinking and reached to turn the stove off , but as i touched the stove dial a super hot noodle flipped out and landed on my hand.. pretty much what happened was an instant reaction of portion of burnt hand into mouth followed by the realization of how nasty jizz tastes.. to this day i just cant bring myself to put any part of my hands in my mouth for whatever reason That my friend is fucked up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 DUDE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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UPS! Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 Nigga dont know where that tables been shit could be waterlogged Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 The definition of Homosexual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
booniesbomber Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 you clearly cant see that that is a female car, so there for its not gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 unless the balls touch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vivre Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 i cant confirm ball touching, but i wouldn't rule it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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