soupBDC Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Seriously, what part of a table can simulate a fuck hole? Let's see...it's got legs and a hole. Good enough for a tablefucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 I read a news article once where a man had sex with his mountain bike, theres people out there that like having sex with inanimate objects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 sex with cars is where it's at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 sex with fruit or musical insturments is way played out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 I read a news article once where a man had sex with his mountain bike, theres people out there that like having sex with inanimate objects. Yeah, the bikesexual. I saw that article too....can't remember where though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Yeah, the bikesexual. I saw that article too....can't remember where though. framed on your wall perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 You put it there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Sex with a bike....right. Seriously..what the fuck? How? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 seat = none. duhh.. on another note i have had sex ON a picnic table but never WITH a picnic table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 i don't know about you guys, but this shit gives me a boner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 theyre obviously built with that hole in the middle for a reason. theyre just like women only made of wood and marble... and dont complain or bitch as much, they wont take your money either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 no joke i was 11 and tried the grapefruit thing...... and thats how i found out i was allergic to citrus. my dick looked like a hot tamale for like three days and stung like hell.. what made it worse was i couldnt tell anybody that i had a severe allergic reaction to a grapefruit so a few days later i just ate a bunch of oranges and swelled up like the koolaid man and my mom took me to the hospital Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 HAHAHA!! moogle fucked a grapefruit, moogle fucked a grapefruit!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 why is the koolaid dude invading every part of my life right now? and you tried to rail a grapefruit?! I mean honestly you couldn't find some other fruit except that viciously sour fucking thing!? I mean it has absolutely no vagina'esque qualities! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 i dont give a fuck... i was 11 you cant honestly tell me you never did some weirdo imaginative pre/pubescent masterbarory ish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 I mean a kiwi is def hotter than a grapefruit...pomagranite? I think if I was 11 I would def. go for a pomagranite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 seriously though, i love how this dude took the table INSIDE his house. that's where all the magic really started to happen. i bet he put a nice table cloth over it, then undressed it slowly before getting down and kinky. i picture him hopping around in a gimp mask, barking like a dog, and spitting on table, calling it "bad girl" or "greasy slut." i wonder if he gets turned on or off, when he flips over a table and there's gum stuck underneath. "oh you dirty little girl you. you're all sticky now, aren't you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 I mean a kiwi is def hotter than a grapefruit...pomagranite? I think if I was 11 I would def. go for a pomagranite dude, if you can fuck a kiwi --you got bigger worries than just fucking fruit. you've got a baby's thumb for a dick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 i am just saying like the consitancy of a kiwi is soft its furry on the outside it would be like smashing a hippy pending size was right... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 I'm glad Earl brought the Midas touch to this thread. I came in here to say something funny, but I can see there's no need to bother... shit is already on lock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 you cant honestly tell me you never did some weirdo imaginative pre/pubescent masterbarory ish moogle --i'm just fucking with you (no/pun). i don't even want to get into my pre-puberty shit. all i know is i used to sneak downstairs at night, record some late night cinemax, then fake sick the next day so i could have the house to myself. sometimes i think back, and wonder how the fuck i didn't rupture something during those days. kids today have shit easy. they can just go online and see a blonde taking a horse's dick while a midget spits in her eye while getting his dick sucked. i had to deal with poorly dubbed soft core porn. either that, or you'd get lucky and find that random bag of porn mags that some older kid threw out or hid in the woods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 not mad at all... remember the scrambled pay per view Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Honestly I never would of thought to bang a grapefruit that shit just seems painful... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 haha not sure if i should continue on .. cause i started thinking about alot of the things i did in that two year span of fapping more than breathing.. and its just alot of what the fuck was i thinking and on .. but dude doing a picnic table outside is just wild.. he couldnt have just went to walmart and bought one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
booniesbomber Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 i dont see why this guy couldnt find some porn and spank his monkey. well then again who would prefer pussy over picnic tables? right, no one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 my man fucked a grapefruit. that shit is real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 HEY MOOGLE, I FOUND A PICTURE OF YOUR PROM DATE: wow, what a nice hole!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 bangin.... i like my bitches blushing on the top Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 she was just camera shy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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