GLIK$ Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 but not as much as this dude: http://www.nbc10.com/news/15734256/detail.html Police: Man Had Sex With Picnic Table Anonymous Tip Led Police To Arrest POSTED: 2:46 pm EDT March 28, 2008 UPDATED: 3:46 pm EDT March 28, 2008 BELLEVUE, Ohio -- Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck. During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.Price faces four counts of public indecency. He was freed after posting $20,000 bond, authorities said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phax Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Tunafish. Why des it exist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Inanimate objects need love too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 thats fucking hot. nothing gets me off quite like a fucking splintery picnic table. GO FORTH BROTHER FUCKER MORE TABLES. SHOW THE WORLD THE BETTER WAY!!!!!!!1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 that's one lonely dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 What's the big deal? As long as the table consented and he wore a condom, then who cares? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 dude straight belt sanded that ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Either Texas or Ohio...its always one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 glik: Fucking Loves Picnics ohio man: loves fucking picnics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 i lived in one and visited the other, and picnic tables hotter then 90% of the women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 i lived in one and visited the other, and picnic tables hotter then 90% of the women. Than* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 I've been everywhere, Houston has some of the finest women I've seen in my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 dude, they're asking for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 i lived in one and visited the other, and picnic tables hotter then 90% of the women. Ive spent a fair amount of time in many parts of Ohio,Kentucky, and Indiana and can back this claim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 toledo is too close to detroit, the weirdos are starting to come here... (i had to blame it on somewhere else) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 How is this possible? Why would you want to do this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 you guys are fucking heartless, that table is going to be traumatized for its whole life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 "dude, i was rolllin balls and couldnt fight it..i had to fuck something" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lesbian Fisting Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 What messes me up is some dude watched the videos of this man sexing up a table (WHAT THE FUCK) and then snitched on him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Splinters! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 ^ i'm sure dude lubed up ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Wouldn't have happened if the table was wearing a burqa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 you know, they say most serial killers start out as tablefuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 20k for fucking a picnic table? Daaaaaaaamn.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 but not as much as this dude: http://www.nbc10.com/news/15734256/detail.html Police: Man Had Sex With Picnic Table Anonymous Tip Led Police To Arrest POSTED: 2:46 pm EDT March 28, 2008 UPDATED: 3:46 pm EDT March 28, 2008 BELLEVUE, Ohio -- Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck. During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.Price faces four counts of public indecency. He was freed after posting $20,000 bond, authorities said. I thought the word 'fucking' in the title was inappropriate till i read the threads contents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 At least when you dump a load on or in it, it doesn't follow you around begging for attention. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Seriously, what part of a table can simulate a fuck hole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Seriously, what part of a table can simulate a fuck hole? you have obviously never experienced the pleasure of wood against wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 picnic tables are def. slept on dont knock it till you try it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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