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I Fucking Love Picnics

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but not as much as this dude:

 

http://www.nbc10.com/news/15734256/detail.html

 

Police: Man Had Sex With Picnic Table

 

Anonymous Tip Led Police To Arrest

 

POSTED: 2:46 pm EDT March 28, 2008

UPDATED: 3:46 pm EDT March 28, 2008

 

BELLEVUE, Ohio -- Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.Price faces four counts of public indecency. He was freed after posting $20,000 bond, authorities said.

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thats fucking hot.

nothing gets me off quite like a fucking splintery picnic table.

 

GO FORTH BROTHER FUCKER MORE TABLES. SHOW THE WORLD THE BETTER WAY!!!!!!!1

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What's the big deal? As long as the table consented and he wore a condom, then who cares?

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i lived in one and visited the other, and picnic tables hotter then 90% of the women.

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i lived in one and visited the other, and picnic tables hotter then 90% of the women.

 

Ive spent a fair amount of time in many parts of Ohio,Kentucky, and Indiana and can back this claim.

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toledo is too close to detroit, the weirdos are starting to come here...

 

(i had to blame it on somewhere else)

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you guys are fucking heartless, that table is going to be traumatized for its whole life.

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you know, they say most serial killers start out as tablefuckers.

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