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If your warrant is for less than a few grand, chances are the cops aren't loking for you.

 

It costs them a few grand just to arrest/process/arraign someone, so it's got to be worth their time to haul your ass in.

 

If this is for missing jury duty, tell them you moved and never got the summons. 99% of the time they'll just put you on the next panel and ask for your new address.

 

This is one of those situations where being on good terms with a cop is a good thing. If you ask them to run your name, they'll just let you know if anything comes back.

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This is one of those situations where being on good terms with a cop is a good thing.

 

alright, you fuckers are not going to believe this shit..

one of my good friends/former drug buddies from my hometown just called me..

like,

JUST NOW

to inform me that HE NOW LIVES IN MY CITY AND IS A COP.

he said he's been in training here for a minute now and is just now getting around to calling me, since it was a sorta spontaneous decision on his part, and he's been busy training/getting settled here, etc.

not only is this a FRIGHTENINGLY HUGE AND IMPECCABLY TIMED coincidence,

but i'm still in shock that this maniac is actually a fucking cop now.

 

i'm fuckin speechless. well not quite, obviously, but still.

my life has been on some SERIOUS twilight zone shit for like the past 2 weeks.

am i on acid?

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alright, you fuckers are not going to believe this shit..

one of my good friends/former drug buddies from my hometown just called me..

like,

JUST NOW

to inform me that HE NOW LIVES IN MY CITY AND IS A COP.

he said he's been in training here for a minute now and is just now getting around to calling me, since it was a sorta spontaneous decision on his part, and he's been busy training/getting settled here, etc.

not only is this a FRIGHTENINGLY HUGE AND IMPECCABLY TIMED coincidence,

but i'm still in shock that this maniac is actually a fucking cop now.

 

i'm fuckin speechless. well not quite, obviously, but still.

my life has been on some SERIOUS twilight zone shit for like the past 2 weeks.

am i on acid?

 

So did you ask him to run you for warrants?

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