DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 ^done. check your pms. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
le_junk Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 that was a joke, dude. i'm glad it got you laughing though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 If your warrant is for less than a few grand, chances are the cops aren't loking for you. It costs them a few grand just to arrest/process/arraign someone, so it's got to be worth their time to haul your ass in. If this is for missing jury duty, tell them you moved and never got the summons. 99% of the time they'll just put you on the next panel and ask for your new address. This is one of those situations where being on good terms with a cop is a good thing. If you ask them to run your name, they'll just let you know if anything comes back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
le_junk Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 This is one of those situations where being on good terms with a cop is a good thing. alright, you fuckers are not going to believe this shit.. one of my good friends/former drug buddies from my hometown just called me.. like, JUST NOW to inform me that HE NOW LIVES IN MY CITY AND IS A COP. he said he's been in training here for a minute now and is just now getting around to calling me, since it was a sorta spontaneous decision on his part, and he's been busy training/getting settled here, etc. not only is this a FRIGHTENINGLY HUGE AND IMPECCABLY TIMED coincidence, but i'm still in shock that this maniac is actually a fucking cop now. i'm fuckin speechless. well not quite, obviously, but still. my life has been on some SERIOUS twilight zone shit for like the past 2 weeks. am i on acid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 loser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 im fucked up from chopping onions err Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Wouldn't it be hilarious if your old drug buddy was just fucking with you? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobsaysmittens Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Wouldnt it be hilarious if your old drug buddy was fucking you over? yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Wouldnt it be hilarious if your old drug buddy was fucking you over? yes. Wouldnt it be hilarious if your old drug buddy was fucking you over? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
le_junk Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 not happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Wouldn't it be funny if the old drug buddy was actually a male stripper who played a cop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Wouldnt it be hilarious if your old drug buddy was fucking you? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Wouldnt it be fucking old if your hilarious buddy was drugging you over? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Wouldnt it be fucking old if your hilarious buddy was drugging you over? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Wouldn't it be funny if the old drug buddy was actually a male stripper who played a cop? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Wouldn't it be druggy if your old fuck buddy was stripping over you. Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Wouldn't it be funny if cops were secretly male strippers that sold drugs on the side? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Wouldn't it be funny if cops were secretly male strippers that sold drugs on the side? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Yes, wouldn't it be hilarious if your buddy was over your old drugs? Fucking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Who else thinks this warrant was over a jury summons? I'm almost certain that's what this is all about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Wouldn't it be over if you applied drugs directly to your strippers head. Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 You gonna go to jail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 oh bloody hell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 i found out yesterday i have one for an unpaid drinking summons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypergraphia Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 in before the close Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 alright, you fuckers are not going to believe this shit.. one of my good friends/former drug buddies from my hometown just called me.. like, JUST NOW to inform me that HE NOW LIVES IN MY CITY AND IS A COP. he said he's been in training here for a minute now and is just now getting around to calling me, since it was a sorta spontaneous decision on his part, and he's been busy training/getting settled here, etc. not only is this a FRIGHTENINGLY HUGE AND IMPECCABLY TIMED coincidence, but i'm still in shock that this maniac is actually a fucking cop now. i'm fuckin speechless. well not quite, obviously, but still. my life has been on some SERIOUS twilight zone shit for like the past 2 weeks. am i on acid? So did you ask him to run you for warrants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Wouldn't it be hilarious if you were fucking your old drug buddy? No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Jury summons warrant? How is that possible?! It is impossible to prove you even received a summons, unless you were served in person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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