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12oontz! IM GONNA BE A MULE STRIPPER!

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Not quite, but I was approached today by a female co-worker, who happened to notice my awesome god given physique and asked me if i wanted to join her in taking these striptease classes at the local gym, home girl's name will remain anonymous but me and the guys would always joke with her about she becoming a stripper, and then BOOM! what do you know. at first i was like no way. but now that i think about it, im interested in seeing what kind of chicks i could meet in such a class, my odds of striking the pussy jackpot would be great especially if i was one of the only dudes there.on the other hand theres a really high chance id be takeing the class along with really faggy dudes who REALLY do want to become male strippers. should i take these classes with her?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh yeah. no homo.

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Re: 12OZ! IM GONNA BE A MALE STRIPPER!

 

This could be an epic future thread.

Be sure to bring singles to every class.

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Re: 12OZ! IM GONNA BE A MALE STRIPPER!

 

hahahahahaha

woooow...

thats kinda like a hit or a miss...

i mean if you DO take the classes, chances are

theres gonna be some bad females there,

and you might even possibly hook up with your co-worker...

OR there will be some fags in there who will try

and strike up conversation or give you tips on how

to work the pole better...

 

i dunno its up to you..

"damned if you do, damned if you dont"

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Re: 12OZ! IM GONNA BE A MALE STRIPPER!

 

just fuck your co-worker when you get the chance, because all of those girls in the class are gonna think you're the token gay boy pal who does things like shopping/girls days out/strip tease classes...

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Re: 12OZ! IM GONNA BE A MALE STRIPPER!

 

i forsee a lot of gay men and old housewives who think there being bad taking a striptease class. but maybe not.

you watch king of queens[ the episode where carey takes the class funny as shit

if there are hot girls there they will assume you are gay for taking the class anyway

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Re: 12OZ! IM GONNA BE A MALE STRIPPER!

 

haha, this is an incredible opportunity for laughs.

 

go forth, and return with tales of ridiculous proportion

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Re: 12OZ! IM GONNA BE A MALE STRIPPER!

 

do it man. lolz. could be a interesting "experience" and you could cock all the 30+year old vag you want ;D

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Re: 12OZ! IM GONNA BE A MALE STRIPPER!

 

hahahahahaha

woooow...

thats kinda like a hit or a miss...

i mean if you DO take the classes, chances are

theres gonna be some bad females there,

and you might even possibly hook up with your co-worker...

OR there will be some fags in there who will try

and strike up conversation or give you tips on how

to work the pole better...

 

i dunno its up to you..

"damned if you do, damned if you dont"

 

And since when are striking up a conversation and giving tips on how to do better in the class such a horrible thing? no homo just thought id mention.

 

 

on a real note, thats a sticky situation

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Re: 12OZ! IM GONNA BE A MALE STRIPPER!

 

So your choice is: go see a bunch of girls dance like strippers, or don't go see a bunch of girls dance like strippers?

 

 

I don't see why there's any question here.

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Re: 12OZ! IM GONNA BE A MALE STRIPPER!

 

Ok.. So as some one who worked at a strip club for a while (http://www.hustlerclubsf.com) I have this to say.

 

Strippers suck.

 

Male strippers suck more.

 

And if you're that good looking you should have no problems meeting hot babes that arent coke whores.

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Re: 12OZ! IM GONNA BE A MALE STRIPPER!

 

this is a stripper exercise course tho isnt it? smash all the bored housewives - all the gay dudes means no competition. if its wack and full of too much faggotry and saggy tits, d out and dont go back

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Re: 12OZ! IM GONNA BE A MALE STRIPPER!

 

What have you got to lose?

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