PerFuct Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 I have the fart of death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 i def let em go on the elevator. at the bar if im drunk everybody suffers and nobody suspects a thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobsaysmittens Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Nah, the worst was back in the day when you dropped a fart in the middle of ya classroom. Dudes were not tryna have the doodoostink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 elevators are best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M_I Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 LMAO....yea...ive done it...funny ass thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 err... i guess the bar is as good as any for a driveby. on the dancefloor... i guess if you want to get sick wit it you could work the farts into your moves. Ya kno... pulsate to your own beating drum. Problem being that you need em to be real loud to be audible over the music. Otherwise all anybody will notice is the aroma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 this one time this during sex a chick let me fart in her mouth. a keeper....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 oops....my cd just skipped...and everbody just heard you let one rip.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 i always worry about farting while getting head... hasnt happened yet but sooner or later i'll lose my guard and let one rip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 i always worry about farting while getting head... hasnt happened yet but sooner or later i'll lose my guard and let one rip is there a term for that? I think if you drop a deuce while getting head its called a blumpkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 awesome thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 dance graf n fart baby. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 you guys must live in places with smoking bans. so far, here, it's fair game to fart in a bar and no one will be the wiser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apeshit1 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 AHAHAHHAHAAHHA^^^^^^^ I LAUGHED SO HARD I FARTED!!!! NO JOKE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 i let out a nasty fart while painting last night with my boys, they got mad saying that the cops probably heard that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classified Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 crop dusting through the df is only appropriate....... might even cup-cake a bitch......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Fuck yea interspecies lizard sex! *furious fapp* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 bumpo cropdust bar farts are a sure sign you're moving forward in life i am a regular practicer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 y u r bumpy guy nao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 farting at face level's my thing. on the subway or any place faces are at ass level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 I'm farting while I type this. This thread's been marinating a minute PUBLIC FARTING PUBLIC FARTING PUBLIC FARTING PUBLIC FARTING PUBLIC FARTING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 I support this because clubs and dancefloors are pretty much congregation points for shitty people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbie blowjob Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 this man will rape you dancemoves and then just laugh LAUGH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 The fuck is that? A related species to those "firme hynas" that boris fucks with ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 dancing on the fartfloor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 I support this because clubs and dancefloors are pretty much congregation points for shitty people this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 stink bombs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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