Pfffffffffft Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 is a real real bad look.. last night some nigga pushed everyone to the sidelines. but i admit im guilty of this too.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Friday night I let one slip at the bar not gonna lie. I clamped it off half way through blamed it on some dude walking by and made a b line to the bathroom to relive the pressure... Its not cool but it happens, one of my friends does it all the time in front of girls i think he gets nervous or something shit is gross... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 WAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyNapua Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Hahah...that's fucking hilarious! Gross...but really funny none the less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 not me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 I like going to Vegas and walking around the loud slot machines and letting them rip. The waitresses normally will blame the old lady sitting in front of the penny slot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 hahahaha i dont think i ever pooted while bustin a move on the dance floor.. at a party i accidently let one slip, had to sloooowly move to the other side of the room and bust it out like "eeeewwww ya'll smell that???" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 i bust farts all the time. i done give a fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 when i was a little boy, perhaps around the age of 8 or 9, while in the bathtub, i'd often find myself sitting there... staring. contemplating. about what, i'm not sure. different things. occasionally i would release a warm intestinal gas from my lower abdomen, exiting my anal region. i would often marvel at the wonderous nature and motion of the gaseous bubble as it made its aqueous journey from the lower extremeties of the bathtub up to the waterline -- like a whale levitating to the surface to release air from its blowhole. the bubble would then inevitably pop, and soon thereafter, a stench would fill the air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 24, 2008 Author Share Posted March 24, 2008 so poetic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 I did the worst one last night. Also. I awas at the club the other week and the dancefloor was so crowded and actually getting quite awesome. And someone farted the worst fart ever and EVERYONE stopped dancing and ran away. The dancefloor fucking emptied. It was fucking hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 I am a fan of the crop-dusting... As a matter of fact, I'm about to go drag one around the section of douchebags in my office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest YEAHMANWORD Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Lol I've got a really embarassing story about gastro-intestinal mishaps on the dancefloor...I'm contemplating not telling it B/C it might be a little too over the top embarassing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 one time during sex a bitch farted in my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 one time during sex a bitch farted in my face. YO THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME TOO I watched her ass open and everything....she freaked out.....i wanted to finish! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 ahah i make sure to fart to on the chicks i wont holler at. ahah smelly ones too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 i almost shit while getting a blow job last week on of the best bj's i ever had too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 I got my wife good with a dutch oven this morning, she's still bitching about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Awesome thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 i was gonna say this thread should be a sticky to encourage further party farting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 and it's cool if you let one go nobody's gonna know, who'd here it? give a little poot poot, it's okaaaaaay oops, my cd just skipped and everyone just heard you let one rip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 i would often marvel at the wonderous nature and motion of the gaseous bubble as it made its aqueous journey from the lower extremeties of the bathtub up to the waterline -- like a whale levitating to the surface to release air from its blowhole. the bubble would then inevitably pop, and soon thereafter, a stench would fill the air. you should seriously consider narrating that Planet Earth show on Discovery Channel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 this one time this during sex a chick let me fart in her mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 I save gas for dance floors. Its like spreading love, a stinking fucking cloud of decaying love that should have never existed in the first place, but love all the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 just to brush up on the terminology The workplace survival guide: CROP DUSTING When farting, you walk really fast around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 I farted in an elevator today. Shit was great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NERONEZ Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 ate at PF Changs last friday then went to the club...i was clearing out every spot i walked...i found it hilarous..wifey didnt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 I farted in an elevator today. Shit was great. On some ruthless type deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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