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how is there not an easter thread?

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Easter is wack...basically they try to tell us that God is Jesus, then Jesus died, then he came back to life 2 days later. So who was running the universe for 2 days?

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How can this guy be his own father, was Mary the first Sara Connor?

If he came back to life why did he disappear, why didn't he pwn them dudes with lightning or something?

 

This is about as believable as that guy flying around with reindeer stopping by every ones house and shimmying his fat ass down billions of chimneys in 24 hrs.

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wait..........i saw the movie.....is this related?

how do the bunnies and chocolate eggs fit into all this?

im confused.

 

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dawood,

 

shouldnt you be praying for the 9th time today?

 

 

I pray to God, not Jesus. And just because you don't pray that doesn't cancel out the fact that you should. And yeah, easter eggs are just like santa claus and christianity in general.

They all have nothing to do with Jesus.

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Jesus rose from the dead and retained his human form. He needs people to believe in him or else he wont exist..so in a sense, he needs brains to feed on or else he will die. Sooo there can be no disputing that he is a ZOMBIE.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...right?

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so who was Jesus............really.

 

the guy in this video is a personal friend of mine. he breaks down the origin of Easter.

and it's roots in falsehood.

 

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pretty much a pagan. anything easter is to the left of witchcraft

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Because Christianity is for fucking losers...

 

Gliks you beat me on the zombie motif!

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