Milk Grenades Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 and if you want to know the story i only have 6 more minutes at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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twinky the kid Posted March 20, 2008 Author Share Posted March 20, 2008 holy hell thats funny milk! im going back to school right now so ill be throwin down the funnies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 k, i did it myself.......goodnight!! HOW I MET MY WIFE: The year was 1987, and I was in SAN FRANCISCO doing some scientific studies on the cold mating behavior of SLUTS. It was difficult because specimens were so hard to obtain. I was WHORING in the lab one day when a woman walked in carrying a particularly SLOPPY specimen. 'Hi, TWINKY THE KID, I heard you were looking for these! My name is SUKI SUKI NOW .' As we talked, I couldn't stop looking at her amazing KNEECAPS, her incredible CALVES, and her beautiful SEX HOLES. 'Will you take me to where you found this?' I asked. 'Sure,' she said, 'It's right over there in STRIP CLUB .' As we walked there, we found a restaurant that served delicious fried ASSES and powerful drinks made of vodka and SEMEN SPECIMENS. The next thing I knew, we were back in my apartment and LICKING passionately. After a whole night of SUCKING, I knew I was in love with her. After 666 months, I proposed to her. I still remember her saying 'Yes' as I slipped the ring onto her BUTT PLUG. At the wedding, she said to me, 'You know what I love about you, TWINKY THE KID? You're tall, handsome and STINKY, of course, but what I love most is your sense of humor and your BLACK smile. Of course the fact that we both love FUCKS doesn't hurt either.' Now, 23234 years later, we are still together, living in a SMELLY house in OAKLAND with our 23 children and our pet DICK, CALIGULA. But even after all this time, I still remember the time that I met my wife, and a feeling of SILKY fills my heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 That was hella bazaar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted March 21, 2008 Author Share Posted March 21, 2008 BAHAHAHAAAA! mad funny on that last one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted March 21, 2008 Author Share Posted March 21, 2008 blind date conversation list.. EBPH Vaj smelly red hot iceskate funnel butt mailbox honky eat kangaroo nipple jump skip pizza lens reverse cowgirl oj simpson 12oz blind date EBPH finally arrived at the diner to meet his blind date. all he new is that her name was VAJ and she described herself as SMELLY RED and HOT. he finally found her ICESKATING at a table for two. "hi sorry im late, im EBPH...wow, you look like you could use a FUNNEL!" "lol im vaj, you got any BUTT or how bout some meth? "sorry, im fresh out" he said while checking out her MAILBOX he noticed that she was the hottest HONKY he had ever seen! "your so beautiful" he said "may i EAT you?" VAJ jumped out of her chair. "You sick NIPPLE!" "i should have you JUMPED!" after apollogizing they SKIPPED to VAJ's apartment. things got heavy as EBPH took off VAJ's PIZZA and she whipped out his LENS. EBPH then blurted out "will you give me a REVERSE COWGIRL?!" surprised, yet willing, VAJ and EBPH went at it like dirty rabbits. right before the skeet VAJ yelled "hit me with it OJ SIMPSON!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
booniesbomber Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 ^^ hahahahaha that was a good laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Now, 23234 years later, we are still together, living in a SMELLY house in OAKLAND with our 23 children and our pet DICK, CALIGULA. But even after all this time, I still remember the time that I met my wife, and a feeling of SILKY fills my heart. :lol::lol: pet dick named caligula.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 12oz blind date EBPH finally arrived at the diner to meet his blind date. all he new is that her name was VAJ and she described herself as SMELLY RED and HOT. he finally found her ICESKATING at a table for two. "hi sorry im late, im EBPH...wow, you look like you could use a FUNNEL!" "lol im vaj, you got any BUTT or how bout some meth? "sorry, im fresh out" he said while checking out her MAILBOX he noticed that she was the hottest HONKY he had ever seen! "your so beautiful" he said "may i EAT you?" VAJ jumped out of her chair. "You sick NIPPLE!" "i should have you JUMPED!" after apollogizing they SKIPPED to VAJ's apartment. things got heavy as EBPH took off VAJ's PIZZA and she whipped out his LENS. EBPH then blurted out "will you give me a REVERSE COWGIRL?!" surprised, yet willing, VAJ and EBPH went at it like dirty rabbits. right before the skeet VAJ yelled "hit me with it OJ SIMPSON!" :lol::lol::lol: that actually turned out pretty fuckin good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted March 21, 2008 Author Share Posted March 21, 2008 hahaha. i actually read that for the first time. "hit me with it OJ SIMPSON!" lawlz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosa312 Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 love letter: Dear SHAI HALUD, You are extremly RETARDED and I want to get to SLAPPING you when you SLEEP! I want to STOMP your TOENAIL 596 times. You make my FINGERNAIL burn with desire. When I first saw you, I STUPIDLY stared at you and fell in love. Will you JUMP out with me? Don`t let TWINKY THE KID & MILK GRENADES discourage you, they are just jealous. Yours forever, DOSA312 :lol::lol::lol: /no homo.... don't let this thread die... it has too much potential. ie: " As we talked, I couldn't stop looking at her amazing KNEECAPS, her incredible CALVES, and her beautiful SEX HOLES." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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