ValueHorse Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 "you little bastard! i should give you a upside down monkey beatdown!" hahaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 hahha the last part ok, next ADJECTIVE VERB ENDING IN "ED" NOUN (PLURAL) LIQUID NOUN (PLURAL) 12oz member PLACE OCCUPATION NOUN NATIONALITY FEMALE 12oz Member NOUN FEMALE 12oz Member NOUN (PLURAL) NUMBER ADJECTIVE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted March 20, 2008 Author Share Posted March 20, 2008 one day Earl Broclo ESQ was chillin at the sub woofer with his duck billed platypus . then a sexy dog smashed on his tail. "you little bastard! i should give you a 69 beatdown!" the dog then said " get on my level son! lets go get some corn!" dumbfounded, Earl punched the dog. when they were eating their corn they saw bojangles "hey whats up guys?" said bojangs. "you wanna goto kazakhstan with me?" "they have kinky sex clubs there, where they'll put your flipper in the members from ac/dc's asses! rad huh?" War Terror joined in and started talking about his computer. what a fucking chinaman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted March 20, 2008 Author Share Posted March 20, 2008 hahha the last part ok, next ADJECTIVE VERB ENDING IN "ED" NOUN (PLURAL) LIQUID NOUN (PLURAL) 12oz member PLACE OCCUPATION NOUN NATIONALITY FEMALE 12oz Member NOUN FEMALE 12oz Member NOUN (PLURAL) NUMBER ADJECTIVE gay fucked sluts jizz fags twinky the kid gay strip club fluffer asshole vietnamese milk grenades ballsack sukisukinow balls 666 period red i can wait to see this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted March 20, 2008 Author Share Posted March 20, 2008 one day Earl Broclo ESQ was chillin at the your moms house with his frog legs . then a slippery dog slapping on his earlobes. "you little bastard! i should give you a backdoor beatdown!" the dog then said " get on my level son! lets go get some churro!" dumbfounded, Earl rode the dog. when they were eating their churros they saw Milk Grenades of course "hey whats up guys?" said Milky juggs "you wanna goto somalia with me?" "they have kinky sex clubs there, where they'll put your taint in the members from the dead milkmen's asses! rad huh?" war terror joined in and started talking about his spare tire. what a fucking towel head! good one DOSA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 PERSONAL AD: I enjoy long, GAY walks on the beach, getting FUCKED in the rain and serendipitous encounters with SLUTS. I really like piña coladas mixed with JIZZ, and romantic, candle-lit FAGS. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to BOOTYBOOTY157. I travel frequently, especially to GAY STRIP CLUB, when I am not busy with work. (I am a FLUFFER.) I am looking for ASSHOLE and beauty in the form of a VIETNAMESE goddess. She should have the physique of MILK GRENADES and the BALLSACK of SUKI SUKI NOW. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my BALLS. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 666 days ago, and I have since become more PERIOD RED. hahhaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted March 20, 2008 Author Share Posted March 20, 2008 HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!! hahahahah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosa312 Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 ^^:lol::Lol: She should have the physique of MILK GRENADES and the BALLSACK of SUKI SUKI NOW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted March 20, 2008 Author Share Posted March 20, 2008 that shit had me rolling!^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 next: ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE 12oz MEMBER 12oz MEMBER ANIMAL VERB NOUN NOUN PART OF BODY ADVERB ADJECTIVE ADVERB ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE PART OF BODY ADJECTIVE NOUN NOUN 12OZ Member(MALE) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosa312 Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 This shit is gonna be so ill when cats start making up their own stories and getting all the 12 oz dorks to fill in the blanks... I see this thread being around for quite a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosa312 Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 ADJECTIVE-sparkling ADJECTIVE-moist 12oz MEMBER-Shai 12oz MEMBER-Harvey Wallbanger ANIMAL-Platypus VERB-stroking NOUN-star NOUN-water PART OF BODY-midriff ADVERB-blazingly ADJECTIVE-tender ADVERB-furiosly ADJECTIVE-soft ADJECTIVE-blended PART OF BODY-pinky toe ADJECTIVE-bloody NOUN-tractor NOUN-math book 12OZ Member(MALE)-geezpot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted March 20, 2008 Author Share Posted March 20, 2008 next: ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE 12oz MEMBER 12oz MEMBER ANIMAL VERB NOUN NOUN PART OF BODY ADVERB ADJECTIVE ADVERB ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE PART OF BODY ADJECTIVE NOUN NOUN 12OZ Member(MALE) horny blasphemous twinky the kid animal cocaine hamster fist duct tape ballgag left ass cheek obnoxiously honorable gap-toothed cock sun yellow mouse sledgehammer procelain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 MY DREAM MAN: DOSA -- My "Dream Man" should, first of all be very SPARKLING and MOIST. He should have a physique like SHAI HALUD, a profile like HARVEY WALLBANGER, and the intelligence of a/an PLATYPUS. He must be polite and must always remember to STROKING my STAR, to tip his WATER and to take my MIDRIFF when crossing the street. He should move BLAZINGLY, have a/an TENDER voice, and should always dress FURIOUSLY. I would also like him to be a/an SOFT dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper BLENDED nothings into my PINKY TOE and hold my BLOODY TRACTOR. I know a/an MATH BOOK is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is GEEZPOT TWINKY THE KID -- My "Dream Man" should, first of all be very HORNY and BLASPHEMOUS. He should have a physique like TWINKY THE KID, a profile like ANIMAL COCAINE, and the intelligence of a/an HAMSTER. He must be polite and must always remember to FIST my DUCT TAPE, to tip his BALL GAG and to take my LEFT ASS CHEEK when crossing the street. He should move OBNOXIOUSLY, have a/an HONORABLE voice, and should always dress GAP-TOOTHED. I would also like him to be a/an MONTROUS dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper GLASS nothings into my COCK and hold my SUN YELLOW MOUSE. I know a/an SLEDGE HAMMER is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is PORCELIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosa312 Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 :lol: What are you doing Milk??? Taking personals off of Craigslist and removing words to create the blanks!?! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted March 20, 2008 Author Share Posted March 20, 2008 LOL WUT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 haha...i was gonna make a mad libs thread once....but then i thought that a lot of the people on here wouldnt know wtf an adverb is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted March 20, 2008 Author Share Posted March 20, 2008 im going out to lunch now. i cant wait to see whats been done next. heres another list. the theme is blind date conversation! 12oz member 12oz member adjective adjective adjective verb noun body part noun racial slur verb animal body part verb verb noun 12oz member sex position famous murderer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosa312 Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 haha...i was gonna make a mad libs thread once....but then i thought that a lot of the people on here wouldnt know wtf an adverb is. Yeah.. I had to google adverb and adjective.. just to make sure I was right... and Im a fucking writer!! HAHAHA!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 blind date conversation list.. EBPH Vaj smelly red hot iceskate funnel butt mailbox honky eat kangaroo nipple jump skip pizza lens reverse cowgirl oj simpson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 I thought this was gonna be about some rapper who made a song about 12oz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 I thought this was gonna be about some rapper who made a song about 12oz. :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 1.West Side 2.comb 3.colorful 4.dance 5.pancreas 6.reverse cowgirl 7.sandwich 8.poke 9.MOE-LESTER 10.Luxembourg 11.big toe 12.Air Supply 13.casek 14.stem 15.moon cricket There. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 I got a reprieve from work (car broke down). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 I remember chicks in school used to fuck with mad libs...Not me though, I'm way to gangsta for that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 while twinky's away 12OZ MEMBER ADJECTIVE VERB (ENDING ING) VERB ACTION WORD PART OF THE BODY NUMBER BODY PART ADVERB VERB 12OZ MEMBER 12OZ FEMALE MEMBER 12OZ MEMBER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a kid growin up Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 12OZ MEMBER-Shai ADJECTIVE-Retarded VERB (ENDING ING)-slapping VERB-sleep ACTION WORD-stomp (isn't an action word a verb?) PART OF THE BODY-toenail NUMBER-568 BODY PART-fingernail ADVERB-stupidly VERB-jump 12OZ MEMBER-Twinky the kid 12OZ FEMALE MEMBER-Milk Grenades 12OZ MEMBER-Dosa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 love letter: Dear SHAI HALUD, You are extremly RETARDED and I want to get to SLAPPING you when you SLEEP! I want to STOMP your TOENAIL 596 times. You make my FINGERNAIL burn with desire. When I first saw you, I STUPIDLY stared at you and fell in love. Will you JUMP out with me? Don`t let TWINKY THE KID & MILK GRENADES discourage you, they are just jealous. Yours forever, DOSA312 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a kid growin up Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 the stories are only as good as the words you pick... NEXT! Year Location Adjective Plural Noun Verb Ending In Ing Adjective 12oz Male Member 12oz Female Body part (plural) Body part (plural) Body part (plural) Location Plural Noun Plural Noun Verb Ending In Ing Verb Ending In Ing Number Sex toy 12oz male First 12oz male you mentioned Adjective Plural Noun Number Adjective Location Number Noun 12oz Member Noun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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