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Ray fish aint nothin to fuck with

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Jumping eagle ray kills boater off Florida Keys

 

 

MIAMI (Reuters) - An eagle ray leaped onto a boat off the Florida Keys on Thursday and stabbed a woman with its barb, knocking her to the deck and killing her, a Florida wildlife investigator said.

"It's a bizarre accident," said Jorge Pino, an agent with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The woman and her family were aboard a boat in the Atlantic Ocean, off the city of Marathon in the Florida Keys, he said.

"A large ray jumped out of the water and collided with the victim and somehow the barb penetrated some part of her body, which caused her to fall back and hit her head on some portion of the vessel," Pino said. "We don't know exactly which one of those things caused her death."

Local media said the animal's barb had impaled the woman through the neck.

Eagle rays are common in warm or tropical waters and are often seen near coral reefs. The spotted creatures can grow to more than 8 feet across and have two to six short, venomous barbs near the base of their whip-like tails, according to the Florida Museum of Natural History's Web site.

The rays often swim near the water's surface and can leap out, especially when pursued, but are generally shy of humans.

"All rays leap out of the water from time to time but certainly to see one collide with a vessel is extremely unusual," Pino said.

Steve Irwin, the host of the "Crocodile Hunter" television show was killed by another type of ray while filming underwater on Australia's Great Barrier Reef in 2006. He died when a stingray's barb pierced his heart.

 

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These things are creepin on a comeup

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Holy shit they are slowly taking over!

 

TO ARMS TO ARMS!!!!! THE STINGRAYS ARE COMING!!!!!!

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no...

 

we must make peace with these creatures.

even if it means adapting to their lifestyles and letting them rape our women.

move quickly now.

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I don't fucks with the ocean. There is way too much crazy shit in there that can fuck you up.

But shit, now I'm not even safe on a fucking boat?

 

Oh well, fuck the ocean. I like staying on dry land and getting fucked up.

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Full scale retaliation.

We gotta blow these fuckers outta the water and make up special slurs so it's morally easy to waste them.

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Bush just said they have WMD's and we are going to take them out immediately and occupy the oceans until the mission is complete!!!!

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Bush just said they have WMD's and we are going to take them out immediately and occupy the oceans until the mission is complete!!!!

 

The sting rays hate our freedom

 

Thats why they impale us in a gory manner

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gliks better watch out for these motherfuckers.

 

 

well they do belong to the shark family so they are automatically banned

 

 

 

on a side note

thats a fucking small as boat. to be in the open ocean with.

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Bush just said they have WMD's and we are going to take them out immediately and occupy the oceans until the mission is complete!!!!

took the words out of my mouth

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pimpin with that alloverprint skin all that thing needs is a matching fitted and he's golden...

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pimpin with that alloverprint skin all that thing needs is a matching fitted and he's golden...

 

WAIT!!!! I JUST MADE THE CONNECTION! (no homo) THE STINGRAYS ARE INFILTRATING OUR COUNTRY POSING AS HIPSTERS!!!! ZOMG WHY HAVENT I NOTICE THIS SOONER!!!!

 

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We have all wanted to kill them for so long but never knew why. However now it is apparent we knew they were evil

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