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I have lots of friends with multiple wives and kids from both of them. It successfully happens ....a lot in my circles, actually.

 

is that like a time share or somthing... i mean if i converted i dont have to go to seminars or sell beanpies or anything like that..

 

 

i've always wanted three wives so i could take items from each of their wardrobe and swap them around and then sit back and watch the drama ensue .. and then swoop in and be all like

 

"ladies please can we be mature"

 

and then bam *cue 70's rare groove porno music*

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get a fucking life

 

Is this what you do to start your day?

Pick lame ass internet arguments>?

 

Find one sentence where I wined about anything

Otherwise shut up until Maury gets back from the lab with your DNA results and I figure out what sex you are

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I've done it, I try to make it really awkward by being overly nice and amazing. Its funny because the ex that I've done it too was texting me the entire night making eyes ate me, when her boyfriend went out side she ran up to me and told me how much she loved me and how much better I was than dude and how she loved my motorcycle and how hot i was. I just laughed and said well you're with him now so if you want to make a move then go tell him he's finished. It obviously didn't happen and then the drunken phone calls from her @ 2am commenced...

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PLEASE DONT PUT A "FAIL" PIC ON MY THREAD !!!

 

 

 

THAT WOULD LIKE SOOOOO RUIN MY DAY(s)

 

 

OH NOES!!! I would put Bonaduci Raper on ignore but im intirested to find out if its a fat bulldyke or just some lame dude who is probably fat and ate all the tomatos and cheese from the fresh bar

 

 

(reference to my thread where I was complaining about fat people)

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TreSixO... not being rude or anything you should uh... chill... possibly take a break away from the comp

 

its gonna be a long day on 12 oz i reckon.....still not as funny when australia got banned though

I probably need to sleep

 

 

but I hooked on sleep problems

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I've done it, I try to make it really awkward by being overly nice and amazing. Its funny because the ex that I've done it too was texting me the entire night making eyes ate me, when her boyfriend went out side she ran up to me and told me how much she loved me and how much better I was than dude and how she loved my motorcycle and how hot i was. I just laughed and said well you're with him now so if you want to make a move then go tell him he's finished. It obviously didn't happen and then the drunken phone calls from her @ 2am commenced...

 

That's a good way to call a girl out. Yay for no more of her drunken phone calls!

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That's a good way to call a girl out. Yay for no more of her drunken phone calls!

 

 

Funniest part was I went out with my roomate (the girls sister)to the bar the next weekend and she was all over me I grabbed her titty kissed her she had he hand in my pants all the jazz the whole 9 yards to some middle school kids. It was wicked random I woke up the next day like wtf how did all that happen and I am still sitting in my bed by myself...fuck blacking out...

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is that like a time share or somthing... i mean if i converted i dont have to go to seminars or sell beanpies or anything like that..

 

 

i've always wanted three wives so i could take items from each of their wardrobe and swap them around and then sit back and watch the drama ensue .. and then swoop in and be all like

 

"ladies please can we be mature"

 

and then bam *cue 70's rare groove porno music*

 

LOL.

 

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Me and my girl of 2 years broke up, and it was some real messy, drunken, violent shit which provided a few epic tales for the 12oz community.

 

After I beat up her new man and a few of his friends, me and her commenced sneakin around behind his back and all that good shit for a few months. I finally put an end to that, and thought I was done with her for good, was seeing another girl who I actually kinda liked.

 

So new girl goes out and gets a job...good right? Not good, as it turns out the job is with old girl (and her best friend, and her bst friends mother, her best friends brother...you get the point, not a good situation for new girl). So I feel obligated to call old girl and tell her the deal, at which point she starts to have a complete emotional breakdown. That day I go to see her on my lunchbreak to try and calm her down and yeah, from there I'm fuckin with her again.

 

In the weeks leading up to new girl starting her job old girl gets increasingly crazier ad crazier, including pulling her job application, getting new girl's number, and pranking her all rediculous. Finally the day comes for her to start her job and what happens? They end up fuckin loving eachother

 

So they spend the next few weeks being mad friendly, talking about me a lot, and basically both agreeing how great I am. The whole time I'm fucking with both of them, and old girl knows this, but new girl has no clue, thinking I still fuckin hate the other one. This goes on for awhile, making me feel pretty pimp and good about myself, to the point where I'm even texting both of em while they're at work next to eachother haha

 

Anyways, to try and make a long story short, after awhile I get into a real bad fight with old girl, so she decides to just ruin shit for me, and tells new girl about everything so then they both hate me....oh well.

 

Basically, nothing good can come of ex's hanging out with current bitches

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so...........while she was riding some1, she was really imagining about riding the motorbike.

 

Hey it happens sometimes when I am pounding bitches I am thinking about riding my motorcycle I even make engine noises...AAAAAAANNNNNNNN FIRST GEAR ANNNNNNNNNNN SECOND GEAR!!! ANNNNNNNNN THIRD GEAR!!!!!! ANNNNNNNNnnnnnnuhhhh.....gah Im done...

 

They think im just being kinky when I wear my helmet jacket gloves pants and boots to bed...

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^That's some funny shit. I could never chill with the girls ex. When I first started dating her, her ex was still trying to win her back. When he found out I was with her he started callin her up, showin up at her house mad late calling the house phone non stop. Needless to say we've had a couple conffrontations. Neither one of which he was victorious.

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