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LOL TRACKS

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It's a slippery slope making a music thread. There are like 380 of these things already, so here's one strictly dedicated to those tracks/LPs (etc.) that inspire teh LOLZ as opposed to "post up the essential music tracks thread no. 8,000,000" with 50 pages of free posts that nobody looks at due to the wide variance of musical opinions on the oontz. The closest thing to this was a "crazy 80's music thread" which I hope is an avoidable theme here.

 

"so bad it's good" knaamsayin'

 

share the knowledge on the funny tracks

 

loltrack5

 

boogie in your butt

 

loltrack2

 

droppin the f-bomb at frank the tank's wedding

 

loltrack3

 

you got the touch

 

loltrack4

 

you can sail the seven seas

 

loltrack6

 

Buck Wild, Styles Style won't stop.

Willy Beaman got the ladies in the stands smilin. Woah

Gettin down to the nitty gritty makin them run out on the feild and show they're titties Uh Uh.

Shakin like Payton and Shaq let a baller find a glock hold it steady and pack the woodstock.

Sending you downtown blast you on a rocket keep it in your pocket Touchdown.

Wat's Up now

 

loltrack7

 

each track sounds like he's taking a shit. so bad it's good.

 

loltrack8

 

"yea, now its time to get bragatotus, the tall human being, that right,

shaqatotus. Check my lyrical slam slam, my feet frack to click clacks,

I biggity bish the bam bam"

 

loltrack9

 

"y'all are brutalizing me" :lol:

 

loltrack

 

scotty doesnt know

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loltrack10

 

Too hot to handle, too cold to hold

They're called the Ghostbusters and they're in control

Had 'em throwin' a party for a bunch of children

While all the while the slime was under the building

So they packed up their group, got a grip, came equipped

Grabbed their proton packs off their back and they split

Found about Vigo, the master of evil

Try to battle my boys? That's not legal

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DVDA: What makes a man, is it the woman in his hands / Just 'cause she's got big titties / Is it the way he fights every day / Naw, it's probably the titties / Now you're a man, (hey) a man, a man, a man / Now you're a man, man, (hey) a man, a man, a man, /Now you're a man, man, (hey) an M-A-N man, man, man, man / Now you're a man

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teh LOLZ

 

Technically its teh lulz

 

but I'll forgive because of the DVDA quote

 

"Ive never seen a man eat so many chicken wings."

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yo cart_monkey you know whats in the background LOL^

 

"keep it on the dooown low, fat ho"

 

I'm involved with this lady and she weighs 380

And she could barely fit in my Mercedes

She's taking my dough

My back accounts looking low

And I'm about to throw her ass out in the snow

I buy her burgers and steaks and all type of stuff

But KFC and pot roasts are just not enough

 

 

bizarre had me LMAO at that track. detroit what

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yo cart_monkey you know whats in the background LOL^

 

"keep it on the dooown low, fat ho"

 

I'm involved with this lady and she weighs 380

And she could barely fit in my Mercedes

She's taking my dough

My back accounts looking low

And I'm about to throw her ass out in the snow

I buy her burgers and steaks and all type of stuff

But KFC and pot roasts are just not enough

 

 

bizarre had me LMAO at that track. detroit what

 

hahahahaha!!!!

 

Don, Remember Army Boy?

 

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no doubt chillin by that old studebaker plant near new center haha

 

can't forget this guy

 

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"suck a cheetah's dick"

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I fell out at the Marky Mark "you got the touch" shit from Boogie Nights!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

Oh... and straight from the 70's... Dr. Hook "It took seven months of splurgin' just to get the local virgin..." CLASSIC!!!

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Attack_of_the_Weirdos.jpg

 

yo cart_monkey you know whats in the background LOL^

 

"keep it on the dooown low, fat ho"

 

I'm involved with this lady and she weighs 380

And she could barely fit in my Mercedes

She's taking my dough

My back accounts looking low

And I'm about to throw her ass out in the snow

I buy her burgers and steaks and all type of stuff

But KFC and pot roasts are just not enough

 

 

bizarre had me LMAO at that track. detroit what

 

 

album cover of the yr?

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anything off the "coconut bangers ball"

 

shebang shebang shebang

 

thongsong.

 

You know these other NIGGERS...COULDNT HANNDDLLEE ITTTTTTT

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I recommend that Macho Man album for real. If you haven't heard it yet you have no idea what you are missing.

 

Yah bitch yah is my personal favorite atm.

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Cant believe no one posted this yet. I have no idea what they actually sound like, but many lolz haz been had.

 

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Attack_of_the_Weirdos.jpg

 

yo cart_monkey you know whats in the background LOL^

 

"keep it on the dooown low, fat ho"

 

I'm involved with this lady and she weighs 380

And she could barely fit in my Mercedes

She's taking my dough

My back accounts looking low

And I'm about to throw her ass out in the snow

I buy her burgers and steaks and all type of stuff

But KFC and pot roasts are just not enough

 

 

bizarre had me LMAO at that track. detroit what

 

that album cover was taken in a detroit yard

there is a better pic on the inside

its a bunch of faces painted by TriFel3000 or FEL

mad props to FEL

 

mybad that background was painted by GAME MHC

FEL is on the inside

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