massgraff Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Android all deezy. it's actually weird the gentleman above brought that up because i think my phone might have a virus. Tpbm holds down homeless people and shaves them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EAS3oz Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 True Only 60+ range under 60 that is just gross. (I make my children Jacket's) TPBM Took home a Walmart Trolley cause there car got stolen And couldn't carry it. 8==D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 false, (*) (*). tpbm is considering a large life change decision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 Kinda. Tpbm saw a couple that had an iphone 5 and s3 and thought "what an odd couple!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 Just made a decision actually. Picking up a new dog tomorrow. True. E: False. Though after specifically telling the phone co. that I don't like how big the S3 and iphone's are, they sent me a Lumia, which I swear is fucking bigger. TPBM reckons it's fuckin' bigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 Looks to be. Tpbm's about to wear shorts tommorow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 True. Dickies every day of the year. TPBM is itching to paint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 bad. real bad. tpbm only paints sober. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 Not true. Tpbm loves a parade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 meh.. could do with or without tpbm has been on a parade float Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 Nope - parade float in sydney would be a gay thing so no TPBM has seen madonna in concert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 No, that'd be gay. Tpbm thinks the cans be up fo grabs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 fo sho? tpbm doesn't understand hipster lingo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 Wasn't aware they had any. Tpbm owns a pair of red pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 false tpbm has had a mugger or the like point the barrel straight to their face/dome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 False. Tpbm survived slaveships, whips, and chains, hardships. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 Not personally. But I'm here, right? TPBM thinks it's about that time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 false. different time zones tpbm parties with lemons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 true. tpbm, drinks whatever is put in front of them at a bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yaok Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 False if dreams were like bombs tpbm'd be hezbollah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 False I'd be more like the zombie apocalypse Tpbm spends to much money at the strip club on a regular basis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 false.. only been once & found 40 bucks on the floor tpbm would sex a stripper without a condom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 hell no, not fuckin any strippers yo, too old for that shit, and married and all that. tpbm has no idea what they are doing in life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 False. Tpbm won't a new car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 false Tpbm is hoping that chick gets an abortion so they don't have to kick her in the stomach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 False. Tpbm thinks buster from arthur is the dirtiest thing in sight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 tpbm still watches cartoons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 True. i'm right tho, right? Tpbm resorts to violence, their niggas move in silence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 maaannnn... yesterday, tpbm walked into family dollar with their girl to grab a 2 liter of soda. by the time they came back out (3 mins), tpbm's car was getting hooked up to the tow truck. apparently, tpbm parked in like a connected space next to some nail shop that wasnt even fuckin open, and tow truck drivers being the fucking assholes they are, this motherfucker wouldnt let tpbm unhook their car. howd the tow truck driver get there so fuckin quickly? HIS SHOP WAS RIGHT ACROSS THE FUCKING STREET. He basically kindapped tpbm's car and brought it across the street to shake tpbm for $100 outta pocket. tpbm then talks to the tow truck driver who tells tpbm "did the manager say anything to you?". after saying No, the tow truck driver says to tpbm "this guy came and got me and when i saw him go back in, I waited a couple minutes for you to come out and move your car before i towed it. thats so sick he would do that to one of his customers" tpbm paid the guy, got their car and went back across the street. Even though tpbm coulda just got their girl and gone back to crib to grub on some jamaican food, tpbm walked into the store and said "yo you the manager? thanks for letting me know my car was getting towed, ASSHOLE". tpbm walked outta the joint kind of instantly regretting it not because the little african motherfucker HAD THE GAUL to come out and start flipping on tpbm, but because tpbm coulda put their girl in a fucked up situatiuon too, and further more, whats starting a scene and maybe even a fight gonna do? nothing. Luckily, tpbm's girl is a G and she was only mad at him just the tinsiest bit. they left and had dinner and the rest of the evening was just right. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 That reminds me of the time i got in a fight with some dude's baby's mama at da laundromat. Tpbm can't get enough kd lang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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